If she had fourteen layers of concealer there would be an actual shelf of concealer sitting on her skin.
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe she’s Jackie M.
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe she’s Jackie M.
People on mumsnet who say that shit just wanna be the first Head Girl to ram their tongue up Justine’s arse.Interesting that lots of commenters on the Mumsnet post say she shouldn't be talked about because she has MH issues. I think her MH issues are greatly exacerbated by her Twitter addiction. Should her 280k followers unfollow for her (and all of those she triggers') sake? Are they to blame then?
The followers are the reason she gets her books published and got on telly. Whatever issues and diagnoses she has, which nobody actually knows for sure except her and her doctor, they don't mean a hall pass for the endless shite and at times absolutely hilarious lies and contradictions.
This is exactly what I was saying yesterday about playing on vulnerable people's minds - bad person for feeling suspicious/irritated and disliking/unfollowing this woman? "Shouldn't talk about her" my arse
Notice how she can now live without the kitten and it’s all about fiddy centCrikey guys.
Was it really only last month she got that poor dying kitten, it died, she fucked off to Scotland for a weekend?
Her life is bizzare....
Early thread title nominationShe's like if Hollyoaks was a person.
Remember when she finished Hellmans and posted all those pics of her gleefully celebrating as she announced she had turned down lots of serious offers and was going to be doing her own show?! I'm waiting for thatRemember when Jack said her granny-knickers-on-the-sideboard shots were done to announce something exciting? But we never found out what the announcement was? I still think about that.
Haha, I’m a big geek and start writing it from about p. 45. Wouldn’t be able to do it without the aid of our librarians Marmalade, Silver and Mrs Ogre, to name but a few!@Pocahontas great write-up, as ever. How on earth do you manage to knock up something so concise and funny so quickly? It’s very impressive...