I'm pretty certain that person wasn't a Frau. Can you imagine how confused they must be? All she's done is confused and upset another follower. They will google 'Jack Monroe Coven' and end up here.
We will have a new friend to play with!!!
I'm pretty certain that person wasn't a Frau. Can you imagine how confused they must be? All she's done is confused and upset another follower. They will google 'Jack Monroe Coven' and end up here.I would love to visit her restaurant, it would be hilarious. However, I think a mass Tattle meal would be easy to spot as none of us would eat anything and we would just be pissing ourselves laughing the whole time.
With regards to her dirty nails, yes when you've been gardening they do get grotty. But you're not gardening NOW Jack, in fact you're handling food. It's gross.
And just to refer back to that (what seemed to be a nice supportive comment) tweet where she replied mentioning the coven. Why on earth did she think it was us?! But carry on Jack, every time you mention us a few more people will Google out of curiosity. If you Google "Jack Monroe coven" our lovely faces all pop up to welcome new members and serve them tea.
*All those people who have ever met her who run an eating establishment are now shitting themselves. They're probably practising a polite way of saying 'you can't come anywhere near my restaurant'
Espresso cup? FANCY!!
It's the other end I am worried about. If purple stuff came out the other end id be inclined to go to a and e, I would have remind myself it was indeed something I ate.Yes, imagine. We would all have purple teeth.
Can you imagine the TripAdvisor reviews? Any restaurant she took over would drop in ratings like a stone.*All those people who have ever met her who run an eating establishment are now shitting themselves. They're probably practising a polite way of saying 'you can't come anywhere near my restaurant'
Or changing their numbers...
No wonder she can't remember what recipie is where she sounds like she writes things on scraps of paper all over the house. Does she not sit down and think right I want to do this sort of cooking and just focus on that, until she decides it isn't going to work or finishes it.
I tried it once, didn’t work, added nothing to the dish ... shocker, right?I thought tea was her go to replacement for wine (cos of the tannin apparently) instead of a fancy reduction.
You know, there's a nice little cafe on Southend Pier that she could use...
I saw Penny Picker Steve mentioned on another thread tooi can't quite get over old Salvo being discussed here on TATTLE !!!
Of course it didn’t. I’m sure it’ll be mentioned now though!Wasn't she meant to do a Supper Club as part of her Kickstarter for the top tier contributors? Did it ever happen? (I think we all know the answer to that)
That jam's gone down the toilet (literally) - what a waste of all those greengages you so lovingly photographed yesterday, Jack.I love how even though she fucked the 'jam' it is still face stuffingly delicious or however the hell she floridly described it.
She could never just say 'put it in the slow cooker like a total plum, it is now a sweet mush, sorry Grandad'
Greengage slop, didn’t see that comingI think she means greengage chutney, which is deeeelicious in a ham sandwich. Stop saying jam, Jack.
She's so utterly clueless about even the basics of cooking, isn't she? Imagining that everything can just be shoved into a slow cooker / blended up and it will all somehow turn out for the best.Greengage slop, didn’t see that coming
Ahaha, what the fuck is THAT?
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