Jack Monroe #620 Terrible

[griftalo]

A potato

I’ve got better looking potatoes in my fridge!!

 

[Captainmouse]

Fast track to cooking on telly and couldn't even boil an egg without fucking it up.

Couldn’t even heat hoops

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

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This reminded me of one of my favourite Jack debacles

Banging map there!

 

[HotesTilaire]

I've been avoiding the coffee shop, as Edinburgh is Hell's arsehole right now. I've finally decided that I'm an introvert, and hate crowds/people, which is unfortunate considering where I work.

I think Sir Ian is doing well... he's been posting jolly pics of the town.

You need a three week holiday every August then

 

[TrashleenMoron]

Coked-up on a Tuesday?

Nah, Pepsi.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Omg, the flash backs!!!! Iirc he was the original story of the 'dear hart' narrative?

I thought that was mom/Big Suze?

 

[StatusWoe]

SMoTF making crumpets right now. When asked how you make the holes he didn’t once mention chopsticks. Amateur.

ETA: and the rings didn’t appear to be old tuna tins. How he stays in work I do not know.

If a frau doesn't have chopsticks in the house what can they use instead? I was hoping to substitute these dinosaur-shaped play dough cutters.

eta: they look too large, but I could just make bigger crumpets?

 

[Carefree]

Arguably he's worse since he is/was starting to creep into national political conversation.

At least Guest confines her political shenanigans to the East of England area...

I mean hers is all about feathering her own nest. He's at least tried to talk about wealth inequality for many. Albeit in a cackhanded 6th form break way.

 

[Pavlova]

You know when you get those ethical dilemmas like there’s a bus load of kids or one Albert Einstein to save from the runaway train or whatever?

How come ^ that’s ^ never the bus load?

I'm on lunch and genuinely loll-ing out loud at this. If only tenderstem, if only!

 

[Carefree]

Same, because he had a right strop on and I wanted to see him lose it completely on live tv.

Luckily for Jay, it was a pre-recorded one.

 

[griftalo]

I always knew that hair-don’t reminded me of someone and it finally clicked when I rewatched Mike Leigh’s Career Girls the other day.
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I’ve never seen it and I certainly shan’t now.

 

[Hollaaa]

Not sure how this was pulled together without a binder full of GDPR-flouting coroners' reports, but it could very well be the book Guest wishes she'd written: https://www.plutobooks.com/product/no-more-deaths-by-welfare/

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

soul sucker

From the archives…

 

[TheCat'sMother]

That was a very obsessed FM

Didn't she finally see the light regarding guest?

 

[griftalo]

Maybe a book token would have given him the sense to not show up at the Raoul Moat horror show.

I thought it was quite sweet, if completely bonkers

 

[Carefree]

Honourable mention in this post… scammers, grifters, and charlatans.

I'm not sure Gary, despite not having an ounce of charisma, is on par with guest or similar.

 

[drmortimer]

Surely that lovely red election suit would be ideal?

Misread a key word in this and nearly came over all a-quiver

 

[drmortimer]

Boobynation

Damnit, where was that when I was thinking of a username!

( . Y . )

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Is her nose in the Mel don't video actually fake. We often joke she had a nose job but could this have been a dressing to cover her nosejob while it healed. It looks comedy honestly.

 

[HotesTilaire]

It’s her being her daddy’s doppelgänger/cosplaying Chocco. It’s actually v disturbing. (@HotesTilaire swerve the spoiler)

Spoiler

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*Ma Oirsh Ev keeps a copy of that Jack PENZ pic stuck on the bathroom mirror as a cautionary reminder/warning to Big Wispa that he’d look ludicrous with lip fillers. And to always keep his best PENZ in his bag and never in his pocket

Thanks Vali, I appreciate it.