Jack Monroe #620 Terrible

[griftalo]

It's giving 'That Minnesota Mom' where a salad is more an amalgamation of food items rather than anything recognised normally as a salad. Some of her videos lean heavily on cool whip, lime jelly packets and canned fruits.

I’d call that a lucky dip.

 

[Carefree]

Reminds me of that beautiful Key and Peele running sketch

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

This is my goodbye.
I rinsed beans.
I was making a curry (chicken, lentils, nice spices and pastes etc.) and I got right to the end and just thought it needs some pulses. I didn’t have any other beans in the cupboard but Heinz.
I felt dirty even as I did it.
I am proactively excommunicating myself from the thread.
I shall take myself to virtual Dordrecht and hope to find some answers.
So long Frauen. I do not deserve you.

No - come back!

You are obviously truly repentant and will never sin again . . .

We forgive you.

 

[Madonna_Claws]

Her visual descriptions were bad enough. Let's not even guess what horrors we've been deprived of.

Ooh, what a good idea. Feed her descriptions into ChatGPT then compare the AI-created slop to the reality of her slop.

 

[L3moning]

Damnit, where was that when I was thinking of a username!

( . Y . )

I wonder if the forum software would accept ( • )( • ) as a username?

Although i know on another forum someone had something approaching that (although not an intentional boob reference) and the mods forced them to change it.

 

[bracrumbs]

This hairstyle annoyed me SO much. It was representative of her attention seeking, aggravating but boring personality.

she looks like Capt Cadbury in a wig here.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Pure drunk logic - "all he needs is a few cans and a friend."

And a takeaway!

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Reminiscent of the classic:
"The bowler's Holding, the player's Willey". (BBC Broadcaster Brian Johnston)

The quote is "the batsman's Willey," not the player.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I want to say Urban Decay but mostly because it's so high in shimmer. Midnight Cowboy, the shade, was my jam once upon a time.

I think she had a Naked palette (who doesn’t?)

 

[Carefree]

And the occasional original Tracy Emin . . .

As you fucking do

 

[griftalo]

It would have been a lot sweeter if it hadn't been two men with long histories of domestic violence.

Although to be fair, as far as we know, Gazza has never murdered anyone in a jealous rage or been to prison for beating up a 9 year old child.

I haven’t followed Gazza and his history, football is not my interest, nor do I really remember the case more than some guy being on the run - I don’t have normal tv, so I’ll have passed a headline on a paper maybe. I’m not lauding him as the best guy in the world, I’m absolutely against violence, it just seemed an uncharacteristic celeb thing to do. And mad.

 

[StatusWoe]

I expect she rinsed the white off and repurposed it for her sleeve length (warn't long enough)

She lost it during a fight with the pumble.

 

[TrashleenMoron]

Only one is I think. The rest are lost to the mists of time (and she made her YouTube channel private)

I remember watching the notorious one within the past couple of years, but can't remember where...

 

[MediumLoad]

That thread. The lengths people will go to to defend cretinous fraudsters to protect their own worldview is fucking astounding.

Pfft, they're on reddit, what can you expect?

 

[mchops]

What hair did she have sun bathing and filtering the sky? Was it just braids? That was a strange one. Dunno why I thought corn rows.

 

[drmortimer]

If that was the passenger list on Speed, well, you'd slow that bus to a stop wouldn't you? Take them all to hell alongside yourself.

Top of Ditchling Beacon and just jump out

 

[Captainmouse]

soul sucker

Dementor
@SouthendRealEstate beat me to it, and more eloquently

 

[Valiofthedolls]

*oh and whoever it was who said she had 'Rosie and Jim legs' in those grey trousers was spot on.

If Herman Munster and the Tots off Tots TV ever had a grown up baby together.

 

[Captainmouse]

You say that, but on the Simon Harris thread the whole of Rockford council or whatever it is are constantly arguing and sniping at each other on socials and it’s very very boring. Honk!

Aren’t they streaming the meetings anymore?

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Misread a key word in this and nearly came over all a-quiver

Never mind.

Something to fantasise about.