Nottonightbabe
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Readers wives' top tips - when your fishnets are knackered and have seen their last rogering, use them to drain your spuds on a Sunday.
- Notice
drmortimer
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and if you didn't like that persona, don't worry - she's got others!
Valiofthedolls
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Or go for an imaginary walk.I actually can't comprehend her capacity for nonsense
. She can't even fail to buy a flat like a normal person.
Geetbo
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In the old days when threads moved faster this would have been a superb thread title.
Griftygardener
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I don't have a colander, but I'm going to make Jack's crumpet recipe complete with pen-poked holes to watch the eclipse
BubbleDuck
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I was lamenting to my therapist (after I'd snapped all her biros and kicked a chair over) about a stew I cooked that ended up being repulsive slop and she said 'it always comes back to slop doesn't it?'. Now that you think about it, it really does. Gaze long into the slop and the slop also gazes into you. Namaste
Geetbo
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One of my favourite things is her years long feud with Jamie Oliver, when he very clearly had never even heard of her.
BlendedSlop
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How about an update on the Patreon next?
Or the VBI (remember that?)
Or the VBI (remember that?)
Guest Featu
Active member
What an insufferable 'quirky' twat
BubbleDuck
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Is her private fb included ? Because if so, we may need to hold off on sending the book token on a technicality as she made a public post regarding the loss of SB’s dad in April .
For clarification, i understand everyone grieves differently, and how she’s chooses to pay tribute is not for us to judge but her fb privacy settings are friends only. She chose to make that post public for long enough that it was noticed . She can’t write it off as an accident as she would have had to manually click on the audience button and scroll down from friends only to public
Joannaspanner
Active member
feel like pure shit just want the bungamansion back xxxxx
CrackingOwlSanctuary
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I am loving that Jason Arday's epic fall from grace is getting Jack Monroe trending as an adjacent grifter again, I bet she's been squirming in the office this week!
Lumpyspaceprincess
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Waiting for Jack to submit her version of this story…
SouthendRealEstate
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….but as I scampered away, he called after me, “Thank you for all the good you do!”
Madonna_Claws
Chatty Member
And 'Tweet Of The Day' goes to this 
The thread descends into an hilarious bitchfest about guest too. Well worth a read.
The thread descends into an hilarious bitchfest about guest too. Well worth a read.
DinosaurSenior
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I'm on it, Hotes. Haven't set foot up town for a fortnight.
I
And that is why I avoid the fringe
I
expect I've mentioned my most hateful Fringe experience...
I was in Lidl on the Bridges...which is peak Fringe area...and there was a very tall, blonde good looking woman at the head of the queue, buying champagne. (think Amandaland)
She was yelling into her phone..."Darling!!! You'll never guess where I am!!!! LIDL!!!! i know!!! ME!!!"
The...older.... Edinburgh lady in front of me turned round and rolled her eyes, and the twat lady said into her phone:...."Better go sweetie, looks like I'm annoying the LOCALS".
I was in Lidl on the Bridges...which is peak Fringe area...and there was a very tall, blonde good looking woman at the head of the queue, buying champagne. (think Amandaland)
She was yelling into her phone..."Darling!!! You'll never guess where I am!!!! LIDL!!!! i know!!! ME!!!"
The...older.... Edinburgh lady in front of me turned round and rolled her eyes, and the twat lady said into her phone:...."Better go sweetie, looks like I'm annoying the LOCALS".
And that is why I avoid the fringe
Tabitha D
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I mean, she was awful back then, she’s almost certainly awful now.
The trouble with councils is that once you’re in it’s almost impossible to get sacked. They will let people hang around for years doing absolutely fuck all. I can’t imagine she’s contributed anything useful (I mean, how could she?), and I would also be surprised if she’s managed to show up regularly for a 9-5 like the rest of us do. I’d also be surprised if she’d somehow stopped the compulsive lying and grandiosity. So either she’s on long term sick for some fabricated reason or they’ve stuck her in a comer desk with some crayons and ignored her.
The trouble with councils is that once you’re in it’s almost impossible to get sacked. They will let people hang around for years doing absolutely fuck all. I can’t imagine she’s contributed anything useful (I mean, how could she?), and I would also be surprised if she’s managed to show up regularly for a 9-5 like the rest of us do. I’d also be surprised if she’d somehow stopped the compulsive lying and grandiosity. So either she’s on long term sick for some fabricated reason or they’ve stuck her in a comer desk with some crayons and ignored her.