Jack Monroe #601 Replican't

[WoolyMammoth]

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Imagine what that sandwich must have looked like come lunchtime after being rattled around in a paper bag? She just can't ever stop lying.

If I gave my kids that I wouldn't hear THE END of it. They would also likely top up their own dinner cards with my account (it's 3 clicks so it's simple enough for a ninny like me to do and absolutely dead easy for technology aware kids) and just get a normal sandwich wrapped in normal packaging from the canteen.

Absolutely no way would they entertain that vomit slab dupe. Long may it continue.
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She’s back on the socks and Metros switched to a more sustainable product nowadays!
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(It’s not your eyes, the text’s blurry. Or if the text’s not blurry, it’s my eyes).

In what world, would I photograph my tampon container and share it with the world. Not this world, ladies. Not this world.

You really have to be utterly desperate for absolutely any crumb of attention to do most of this stuff.

I would rather receive no attention, ever, than have to lower myself to showing off my sanitary pad pot for claps.
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I can’t believe that she elevenerified the f**k out of her own nonsensical £20/week shop for two adults and a child, by saying she makes enough meals for the freezer that once a month (so that’s every third shop-ish) she can splurge on cleaning products. When you look back, it’s bananas that she got away with it for so long.

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Makes me think the reason she had so many insufficiently charged solar lights would be in the hope it would make her look bright. The mains lights would outshine her. Dull as a December solar light when it comes to budgeting tips.

 

[Claret]

She claims that she "earned" money from her Patreon and PayPal accounts. This is a misnomer, instead she stole every penny through misrepresentation. To gain money through misrepresentation is a criminal offence. That she hasn't been investigated for this is perplexing to say the least. The evidence is there in plain sight

 

[MediumLoad]

It's an interesting one because of her claims that she was HACKED and couldn't access money

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because to me, those are implied accusations that Patreon and or PayPal have been complicit in fraud at worst or utterly incompetent at best. She wouldn't have felt safe making these accusations if she also had cases/ investigations open with the police/Patreon/PayPal, would she? Or at any rate she had reason to believe she wasn't putting herself at risk by saying this stuff.

this has been one of the most frustrating things because it just hasn't gained any traction. A claim that people are paying money every month to a hacker and no evidence of her doing anything to warn them? Even though we know she can still access their details
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And no one gives a tit.

I can totally see why she did this lie. It makes her look like a victim of online harassment and also of theft and must mean she's poorer than ever. But it's also extra stupid because fraud like she's describing gets investigated if you report it! Going oh he changed my password, there's nothing else I can do, is patently idiotic. Saying that people may well have spent hundreds cos you did nothing to warn them is utterly unacceptable. And no one cared! Except a few ninnies.

At work, I help out our investigations team compiling evidence dossiers for any situations where they feel it's worth pressing charges. As such, I have access to their dedicated email inbox. I can see the accused's responses and it's the same old routine time and again. "I've Got Bad Mentals So Stop Bothering Me", "I've Closed My Account Now So You Can Stop Investigating Me" and my personal favourite "Well, I Have My Own Dossier That Proves My Innocence But My Dog Ate It/I Left It In A Taxi/A Secret Agent In A Black Helicopter Made Off With It." The thing is, if they stuck to screwing us for fifty quid, we'd probably never cotton on but they figure if we can't spot fifty then we certainly won't spot five grand. Greed is what gets them every time.

 

[Lucky Escape]

It's an interesting one because of her claims that she was HACKED and couldn't access money

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because to me, those are implied accusations that Patreon and or PayPal have been complicit in fraud at worst or utterly incompetent at best. She wouldn't have felt safe making these accusations if she also had cases/ investigations open with the police/Patreon/PayPal, would she? Or at any rate she had reason to believe she wasn't putting herself at risk by saying this stuff.

this has been one of the most frustrating things because it just hasn't gained any traction. A claim that people are paying money every month to a hacker and no evidence of her doing anything to warn them? Even though we know she can still access their details
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And no one gives a tit.

I can totally see why she did this lie. It makes her look like a victim of online harassment and also of theft and must mean she's poorer than ever. But it's also extra stupid because fraud like she's describing gets investigated if you report it! Going oh he changed my password, there's nothing else I can do, is patently idiotic. Saying that people may well have spent hundreds cos you did nothing to warn them is utterly unacceptable. And no one cared! Except a few ninnies.

Yeah, if her account really was hacked, it would have been a matter for her to resolve directly with Patreon. Which she didn't even pretend to do. So why would anyone believe that she's not simply lying?

Besides, why would her subscribers care? They're still happily paying their subscription, and she's still happily not sending any rewards. From their point of view, the situation remains exactly the same!

It might've been different if Patreon had shared their personal information with the hacker, as then they would have had grounds to make a Data Protection complaint. But none of them have done that, because not even the most die-hard of her subscribers believe her.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Makes me think the reason she had so many insufficiently charged solar lights would be in the hope it would make her look bright. The mains lights would outshine her. Dull as a December solar light when it comes to budgeting tips.

Not always.

Buy my book. That’ll help ME.

 

[YerDa]

She claims that she "earned" money from her Patreon and PayPal accounts. This is a misnomer, instead she stole every penny through misrepresentation. To gain money through misrepresentation is a criminal offence. That she hasn't been investigated for this is perplexing to say the least. The evidence is there in plain sight

Patreon makes it clear that there are no guarantees you’ll get the rewards you subscribe for though. So it’s “caveat emptor”. You have no legal recourse.

 

[rage naan]

Patreon makes it clear that there are no guarantees you’ll get the rewards you subscribe for though. So it’s “caveat emptor”. You have no legal recourse.

no that's the thing, they're very clear that it's between you and the creator and they can't do anything. but that's why I thought something might come of her claiming not to be able to access her account and accusing Pokémon guy or whoever she was accusing of stealing other people's money. After all to get her account back after identity fraud, all she'd have to do would be roll up her sleeves

 

[elepal]

It's pretty sad that as a mother with (supposedly) a large circle of loving friends, the only thing she's thought noteworthy about her Christmas was watching some telly.

 

[houseofhoop]

It's ok, the sandwich thing only happened once, if at all.

Quarterback stuff is bizzare and pointless.. I am sure Jack has said her weird autistic lil brain means she can merely glance at a food cupboard and instantly come up with a meal plan, so why write everything down, and pretend she always does this?

I am a very unenthusiastic cook, left to my own devices I would live off the three C's (cheese, chocolate and crisps), but even I can look at a food cupboard and think, one can of beans left, should get some more .
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Or popping them in the tumble drier to fluff them up.

To be fair that’s all I’ve lived off this last week

 

[BeardyBap]

To be fair that’s all I’ve lived off this last week

Convo with offspring a few years ago, around this date.
MiniBap: Daddy, is it still Christmas?
Beardy: Well, what did you have for breakfast this morning kid?
MB: [thinks for a second] … a Snickers.
B: It’s still Christmas.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Well there's nowt room in the freezer for ice

No one despite her best efforts ever calls in for ice bucket to be put to use. She cosplays friends and delcious gatherings where they slurp, gobble and chuckle at inane things, but its really just her the pets and ocassoonally the kid, even if he does live their i imagine like most teens he is living in his room, ordering deliveroos for when she is dino napping/ passed out.

 

[Claret]

No one despite her best efforts ever calls in for ice bucket to be put to use. She cosplays friends and delcious gatherings where they slurp, gobble and chuckle at inane things, but its really just her the pets and ocassoonally the kid, even if he does live their i imagine like most teens he is living in his room, ordering deliveroos for when she is dino napping/ passed out.

She's a sad individual who has no interaction other than on social media, that's why she yearns after any response she can get and there is no evidence of a single friend. A photo of a semi circle of empty chairs is evidence of being a sad b, not of having many friends

Her chances of scooping a wealthy individual as a partner have all but disappeared too, everyone knows she is toxic

She is reduced to begging for likes on Bluesky, she literally has nothing else left

Welcome to your loneliness Monroe, it's well deserved

 

[nothanksbabes]

She's a sad individual who has no interaction other than on social media, that's why she yearns after any response she can get and there is no evidence of a single friend. A photo of a semi circle of empty chairs is evidence of being a sad b, not of having many friends

Her chances of scooping a wealthy individual as a partner have all but disappeared too, everyone knows she is toxic

She is reduced to begging for likes on Bluesky, she literally has nothing else left

Welcome to your loneliness Monroe, it's well deserved

I'm constantly looking at my life wondering what I've done wrong (despite decent career, lovely partner, lifelong friends), so I truly cannot comprehend the way she engages in zero meaningful self-reflection, despite thinking about no-one but herself.

What a horrible existence.

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

Do you think yesterday‘s ‘binge-watching hot takes‘ flurry only happened because she had a supervised visit on an odd (not Tuesday) day because Xmas has thrown the schedule out?

 

[TrolleyParton]

She claims that she "earned" money from her Patreon and PayPal accounts. This is a misnomer, instead she stole every penny through misrepresentation. To gain money through misrepresentation is a criminal offence. That she hasn't been investigated for this is perplexing to say the least. The evidence is there in plain sight

The thing is, she could have been investigated for it, maybe not Patreon but the Sue Lee stuff to me looks like a fairly clear-cut case of fraud by false representation. If she had been investigated, she's not about to go sharing that information with the public. But I've always suspected it might have been something like that that led to her extended Internet break. The police may have fully looked into it but the CPS could have decided that there wasn't enough evidence to charge her or that it wasn't in the public interest to do so. That could also be why we've not seen any tin rattling from her since BlueSky, even though she must be absolutely dying to do so.

 

[WoolyMammoth]

I've started watching a food YouTuber called the budget foodie. Recommended to me by not one but 2 separate friends. Makes lots of things from not very much. Does a lidl shop then shows you what she's making from it and how, then shows you what it looks like on a plate. Not seen one thing where I wouldn't feel it was safe to eat so far. Probably a few things with ingredients and flavours I don't enjoy but I get that everywhere. Very friendly and relatable, a bit awkward in front of the camera in a lovely way. I hope she does really well because I'm really enjoying watching her. Doesn't ask for cashos from viewers either. Has her own business and tells you about it as she cooks. Has a good condition cat for anyone who only wants to watch things with pets in. Good sense of style and a fab short haircut. What's not to like.

The anti guest.

 

[BeardyBap]

The thing is, she could have been investigated for it, maybe not Patreon but the Sue Lee stuff to me looks like a fairly clear-cut case of fraud by false representation. If she had been investigated, she's not about to go sharing that information with the public. But I've always suspected it might have been something like that that led to her extended Internet break. The police may have fully looked into it but the CPS could have decided that there wasn't enough evidence to charge her or that it wasn't in the public interest to do so. That could also be why we've not seen any tin rattling from her since BlueSky, even though she must be absolutely dying to do so.

It was very odd how Lee Anderson MP (at the time Deputy Chairman of the party of government) appeared on GB News to query where the funds she had raised went and said that her threatened legal action had caused him an entire year of significant mental anguish and then… nothing.
Ah hold up, there’s a white knight here who can explain everything:

What a tit.

 

[VielleFemme]

Saw this painting in a museum today and thought this was a Jack-worthy slop. The baby looks like it's regretting ever having been born.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Saw this painting in a museum today and thought this was a Jack-worthy slop. The baby looks like it's regretting ever having been born.

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Oi! Oi! Perky Bruegel!

 

[FrumpyCat]

Do you think yesterday‘s ‘binge-watching hot takes‘ flurry only happened because she had a supervised visit on an odd (not Tuesday) day because Xmas has thrown the schedule out?

To be fair, at 14 or 15 her son can decide when he visits. He may even decide to move in with Jack because at that age the Disney parent looks more fun.
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It was very odd how Lee Anderson MP (at the time Deputy Chairman of the party of government) appeared on GB News to query where the funds she had raised went and said that her threatened legal action had caused him an entire year of significant mental anguish and then… nothing.
Ah hold up, there’s a white knight here who can explain everything:
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What a tit.

In the words of the great late Father Ted, 'It was only resting in my account".