She might be the worst cook ever.
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But Swiss Army knives have tin openers on them for thread title, please.The very very best bit of the GK launch and safety backlash was the neckbeards and rage nanas getting into some serious contortions to insist that #JackShacks are perfectly sensible thankyouverymuch right up to and beyond the point where the publishing house was issuing disclaimers and the Trussel Trust was trying to distance itself.
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If not a blatant lie (FREQUENTLY?!?), squig at the very least has no idea what a boning knife is.
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Gold star for elaborate scenario
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Fuckinell two man job was it?
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Grylls advocates sucking the water out of elephant plops, maybe not a great comparison mate.
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Either batshit or taking the piss, can’t decide.
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Thankyou Professor.
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That’s the bar then is it, missis?
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OK there are more trolls than sycophants represented here, clearly.
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Don’t have a meldown, folks.
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Allow her to briefly explain:
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My God, she's a twit, what happened to the Christmas eels btw?
Anyway, I've mentioned before that Tom "Fingers" Kerridge is a regular patron of the theatre where my mum volunteers. He was in the audience on Xmas Eve.
Anyway, I've mentioned before that Tom "Fingers" Kerridge is a regular patron of the theatre where my mum volunteers. He was in the audience on Xmas Eve.
Noted television and film aficionado Jack Monroe has just discovered the actress Kathryn Hunter. Hunter has won an Olivier award, been in several franchise films and series, and has been around for decades, but now, at last, her talent can be recognized, for guest has pronounced her great
Hunter was born in NYC, guest, you insufferable gob. Do you still adore her?
Note: Either guest has nothing to do but watch television (with subscriptions she doesn't have; maybe she uses someone else's account?), or she leads her very full and busy life all day (working 80 hours weeks, having larks with her hundreds of friends and her son and her son's friends and surely taking Content for long yomps in the park) and stays up all night.
No Coops update. I know, because she told us so, that his special diet costs more than she pays to feed herself and the teen who definitely lives with her. Hopefully she can still afford Netflix and Amazon Prime and everything else. Kickyball Jack remains hidden. Strange, that.
Hunter was born in NYC, guest, you insufferable gob. Do you still adore her?
Note: Either guest has nothing to do but watch television (with subscriptions she doesn't have; maybe she uses someone else's account?), or she leads her very full and busy life all day (working 80 hours weeks, having larks with her hundreds of friends and her son and her son's friends and surely taking Content for long yomps in the park) and stays up all night.
No Coops update. I know, because she told us so, that his special diet costs more than she pays to feed herself and the teen who definitely lives with her. Hopefully she can still afford Netflix and Amazon Prime and everything else. Kickyball Jack remains hidden. Strange, that.
She’s just showing off because Greek
Funny how someone so proud of and vocal about her Greek heritage changed her name. (I mean you, Jack, not Hunter.)
Oh she’s doing the ‘I’m Greek’ thing. I’m sure we had that on the perspicacious playlist of perpendicular pusillanimity
Black doves was rit. Honestly rit. All she ever seems to do this weather is watch and review awful programmes.
I keep buying those & then its a tossup as to whether or not my ungrateful little goblin will eat them. He didn't even finish his special Christmas one.
Also known as? duck off Jack, she’s known as Kathryn Hunter. Move on.
Ah tit, she’s emerged from her crevice has she?
I think I might have found her Reddit account.
The very very best bit of the GK launch and safety backlash was the neckbeards and rage nanas getting into some serious contortions to insist that #JackShacks are perfectly sensible thankyouverymuch right up to and beyond the point where the publishing house was issuing disclaimers and the Trussel Trust was trying to distance itself.
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If not a blatant lie (FREQUENTLY?!?), squig at the very least has no idea what a boning knife is.
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Gold star for elaborate scenario
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Fuckinell two man job was it?
View attachment 3338127
Grylls advocates sucking the water out of elephant plops, maybe not a great comparison mate.
View attachment 3338128
Either batshit or taking the piss, can’t decide.
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Thankyou Professor.
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That’s the bar then is it, missis?
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OK there are more trolls than sycophants represented here, clearly.
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Don’t have a meldown, folks.
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Allow her to briefly explain:
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I am old, I have never met a broken can opener ever
She has been watching television, like everyone else with nothing going on. Except she is trying to make it a thing.
That is indeed the onion leek mussels pears vinegar mustard concoction. Sometimes she surprises herself!This popped up in my photo memories yesterday, was this the one with the pears?
On the fifth day of Christmas my true guest gave to me... a bowl of gangrenous ears.
That would taste revolting. "Oh yummy, I got a vinegared mussel in that bite!" said nobody ever.
Can you imagine the shitfit she’d kick up if she was routinely referred to as ‘Melissa Hadjicostas aka Jack Monroe’?
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