She may have lifted her "loving mother forced into prostitution" story from the Acorn Antiques gritty 90s episode.
Jack Monroe #570 Delusions of Relevance
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This was my favourite part of the loft hatch drama.
Think the date’s wrong on that one. She’s thinking of that time she was a plucky urchin who sailed down the Mighty Mississippi in a Paddle Steamer and found honest work in a heavily be-perfumed Storyville Bordello way down yonder there in Fin de Siècle N’awlins, Luuusiana.
I thought that she'd nicked the prostitution story from Shameless and based the ripping yarn on Lillian's brothel.
The American Horror Story: Asylum Hairdo!
From the same multi tweet long and gruesome as duck “sobriety” thread that also gave us delights such as
TWOC Terry
Burglar Bill
I wish to speak with the manager. NOW!
Beelzebub hath entered mine left eye and I am possessethed! With Jedward’s hair.
Beelzebub hath also done something fearsome to mine hands and turnethed my thumbs into the stuff of nightmares!
I wish to speak with the manager. NOW!
As I have said many times previously, I seriously suspect she needs her vision checking out if she posted that last and thinks it is an improvement on any of the others!!!
Buttery leather leggings whilst looking demonic. I didn't need to eat anyway.
I bet the neighbours were thrilled.
Her endless bandwagon cosplay reminds me of when me and my mates in our childhood would try and make our meagre 90s wardrobes look various girl band members we thought looked cool, so that the male boy band members would fancy us. I always loved Rachel sclub sevens style and would have dated J from five. She has never ever go past that stage. I do sincerely wonder if she had friends at school, she seems like her childhood was very stunted and boring.I played violin for a couple of years (max) at primary school. I can’t remember exactly how long it was because it was over 30-odd years ago and time feels different when you’re a child.
Every time I go to a classical concert, I say to Mr Laz (ironically) ‘just think; if I’d stuck in at the violin at school, I could be on that stage now’
That’s what energy I get from Jack when she says these things. Without the irony of course.
Not many people will hang around with when your a C U N T
I still think the whole loft hatch nonsense was to show off the flowers, card and possibly one of those framed pictures as a gift. Can't remember in which timeline it was. Was it when Louisa LEFT? Was it when SBs dad separated and moved in with Jack and she needed to prove to the exStep mum that SBs dad was giving her flowers? Definitely more to it than ghosts in the loft.
In my experience, (and I have a truly epic and TRUE story to tell behind those 3 words but it would completely
me), that simply ain't true.---
Ah, now that would really make sense. So, she poked the loft hatch off with a broom in order to invent a complete untruth oh poor me story to get a nasty dig at somebody? Yep, sounds absolutely standard guest behaviour.
The Thing That Escaped From the Loft HatchBeelzebub hath also done something fearsome to mine hands and turnethed my thumbs into the stuff of nightmares!
*opening shot of a tattooed arm reaching through the hatch to grab an expensive watch*
Only she won’t.
That would make sense. Looking at the picture after reading your post it becomes clear that the framing of it is odd. If wanted to take a photo of my loft hatch it would be just that. Not a picture that was half loft hatch and blank wall and half a shelf with pictures, a card and flowers on it. There’s absolutely no point to having the shelf in the picture, unless the shelf is the point of the picture.
Isn’t that the shirt she claimed to have embroidered, or have I made that up?
I think so, the one she sewed brown thread on the pocket so it looked like flowers growing out of dirt?
Hahahaha.
She’s been tricksy with words again cos she didn’t actually say she made it (clearly from Etsy or similar site) but she’s implying she taught herself how to do embroidery and that was the result.
I can't get over that photo. What did she do to her hands and eye and why?
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