Who but guest makes up stories about her dad giving her breasts a nickname and posts this on social media presenting it as funny and totally normal?!I was most confused by the Perky Blinders thing, which was simultaneously what her 'friends' called her and used as an excuse for her to post a pic of her sticking out her non-consensual boobs (so trans, so dysphoric) and also a private joke between her and her dad (which she shared on social media with half a million followers and then got snippy when people didn't 'get it')
Jack Monroe #570 Delusions of Relevance
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She could have been 'Ancle (Ouchy)'.
No that’s sazza on the other thread
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It’s gross if you actually think about it which this thread forced me to lol
So it is in fact Unt Pat rather than Auntie Pat. That’s sad.
She always overplays her hand. LJC I think had more of the sort of personality to put up with the constant push and pull, tantrums, manipulation and (not so) subtle continuous digs, but Allegra is proper old school posh with the connections and innate sense of self worth that comes with that.
Jack, being the arrogant lunatic that she is, thought she was the catch in both of those relationships. Delulu.
hang on, the last time I checked in on this thread Jack had posted that she had chosen to stay off social media while she lovingly & carefully signed up to duolingo to learn Greek , completely of her own choosing. But I understand she has now declared she has been the worst victim of the worst stalking/hacking in history and she has been forced off social media?
Option 1 wasn't getting her enough headpats and love from the squigs, so she pivoted to the option that's always worked before.
Despite never pausing her Patreon or trying to warn them when it was supposedly being hackedThen somehow forced on to social media to let thecomments club
To be FORENSIC, that’s not actually what happened- it was two separate Peaky Blinders cosplay incidents. The more recent Perky Blinders December 2022 (consensual, surprising) one where she was dressed from head to toe in the Joe Brown catalogue was the “joke” with “her friends”
Feel free to just be a nob if that’s ya thing hun 
My theory is that she was still in Agent Adrian's stable until fairly recently and he was telling her to keep a low profile, especially after Air-Fryergate was such a colossal disaster. But she's a bleeping liability who was making him little, if any money, he probably tried and tried to get her some festival circuit work but even the gullible ass-wipes over at Clit Fest weren't biting, so I reckon he cut her loose. And with nobody sensible to advise her, and given free rein over her socials again, she's just gone back to what she knows best.
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I love that she had to do the "Ok guys, I'll give you another clue!", presumably because anyone looking at the photos was thinking "Fancy dress? It just looks like you've stuck another couple of layers on your normal clothes to take the bins out because it's cold".To be FORENSIC, that’s not actually what happened- it was two separate Peaky Blinders cosplay incidents. The more recent Perky Blinders December 2022 (consensual, surprising) one where she was dressed from head to toe in the Joe Brown catalogue was the “joke” with “her friends”
View attachment 2898885The stroppy one that was a PRIVATE JOKE was just that time in 2021 she had a load of crumpled crap on. View attachment 2898876
To me this will always be her “confused Columbo” look.
The best bit about that is they still didn’t get it after multiple clues and she had to tell them
What a tragically ridiculous individual she is.
God she's bleeping tragic, with her imaginary friends.To be FORENSIC, that’s not actually what happened- it was two separate Peaky Blinders cosplay incidents. The more recent Perky Blinders December 2022 (consensual, surprising) one where she was dressed from head to toe in the Joe Brown catalogue was the “joke” with “her friends”
View attachment 2898885The stroppy one that was a PRIVATE JOKE was just that time in 2021 she had a load of crumpled crap on. View attachment 2898876
ETA: GOODNIGHT!
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With “v good friends” meaning The Careless Wispa fella himself, I think the Perky Blinders point stands. 
eta she didn’t take that “slept in your dad’s wardrobe” critique onboard either, did she?
eta she didn’t take that “slept in your dad’s wardrobe” critique onboard either, did she?
I bet all her imaginary friends get together whilst guest is dino-napping and witch about her.
OK, that’s a relief … somewhat. She still couldn’t lie straight in bed thoughTo be FORENSIC, that’s not actually what happened- it was two separate Peaky Blinders cosplay incidents. The more recent Perky Blinders December 2022 (consensual, surprising) one where she was dressed from head to toe in the Joe Brown catalogue was the “joke” with “her friends”
View attachment 2898885The stroppy one that was a PRIVATE JOKE was just that time in 2021 she had a load of crumpled crap on. View attachment 2898876
ETA: GOODNIGHT!
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Imaginary friends having an imaginary Sunday night fancy dress party
Ooh what a day! Perv at my tits.
Normal.
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