Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa

[griftalo]

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She’s photoshopped out a button and wire to a camera hasn’t she? That’s why it looks like she’s wanking a tiny pen.

 

[Magwitch]

Lads, I had a moment with my Old Harold last night. He’s a keen gardener and grows and dries various herbs. Great. Go Old Harold!

But yesterday I asked him if we had any oregano for the spag bol I was making. No, says he, but we have some marjoram. And then he uttered the immortal words ‘It’s the same thing.’

I just stared at him in disbelief. What should I do Fraus? Should I LEAVE? Can I live with someone who thinks all herbs are interchangeable?

 

[Five hundred dogs]

Peeky (in peeky mink, peeky-boo, lil peeky pot belly) is another word she doesn’t know the meaning of. The only definition of peeky is a British slang term meaning looking or feeling unwell. It should be peeking mink, peek-a-boo and little peeking pot belly, although that last one can get in the bin because it’s cringe.

 

[StewPots]

Am away to read the peeky thread and then perhaps it’s time to dive into DKL…..

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Lads, I had a moment with my Old Harold last night. He’s a keen gardener and grows and dries various herbs. Great. Go Old Harold!

But yesterday I asked him if we had any oregano for the spag bol I was making. No, says he, but we have some marjoram. And then he uttered the immortal words ‘It’s the same thing.’

I just stared at him in disbelief. What should I do Fraus? Should I LEAVE? Can I live with someone who thinks all herbs are interchangeable?

Ducks. Row. 101.

 

[Mrs Peel]

BBC Good Food is doing a bit of a promotion with Currys/Ninja Air Fryers. Guest is nowhere to be seen.

Bless.

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/advertisement-features/ninja-foodi-max-air-fryer-af400ukwh

 

[domeafavour]

She looks less like a hotdog here and more like an actual rooster with glasses on

well I initially read this as “an actual COOK with glasses on” and was very surprised.

Only realized my mistake when it was suggested that it had a swear in it - had to go back and look.
was relieved that Griftalo had not gone off the rails after all.

 

[StewPots]

I’ve decided to do DKL first…WHY IS SHE STANDING LIKE SHES WARMING UP FOR THE MUMS RACE AT SCHOOL SPORTS DAY is my first thought.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

She’s photoshopped out a button and wire to a camera hasn’t she? That’s why it looks like she’s wanking a tiny pen.

And claw-handed herself a bit as part it.

 

[PunkyMonkey]

I'm sure you're correct @PunkyMonkey. She's used language implying she definitely had or has clots in her lungs but she's lying for clicks and attention, isn't she? When actually she was being properly assessed after coming into A&E and things were mentioned in the course of ruling them out.

I wouldn't wish an embolism on my worst enemy and I certainly don't wish it for Jack either. But she needs to STFU permanently.

I'm sorry you've experienced such horrendous things, the pain and fear that come from real PEs etc are absolutely traumatic. You sound hard as nails tbh.
In my experience I find people who've suffered through them don't smoke, vape, or do anything that could trigger a repeat unless there are serious comorbs like COPD and SUD.

 

[houseofhoop]

I have never watched the daily kitchen live programme , so I decided to start at the first episode. I’m sure the canal have mithered over this in the past, but, is that an air fryer next to her pink microwave?

 

[Mr Jim]

I love that in May 2018 fantasist fuckchump fraudster was moving house “for the eighteenth time in her short life”
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And then moved briefly into a (non-crappy) bungalow for a mere 8 months,View attachment 2586864 til in Jan 2019 she shouted “I WANT YOU TO BE MY WIFE!!!” in LJC’s face, jammed a ring on her finger, a lease and a pen into her hand and a mere month later moved (for the “nineteenth time in her short life”) into the crappy retirement bungamansion where she’s lived ever sinceView attachment 2586867 yet somehow moving out of bungaversailles is going to be her twenty seventh house move.
View attachment 2586872She’s about as good at maths (and keeping track of her lies) as she is at cooking.
House ss @colouredlines

She so did have space for that fridge freezer before, in the kitchen she painted black at least. She’s bought it new for the move (or made LJC buy it).

 

[Soup or Noodle]

Speaking of Brexit, will the real conspiracy theorist Jack Monroe please stand up
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I wonder if Big Chocco told her that, or if she thought it up all by her VERY CLEVER self in a “mad little kernel of her wild head”View attachment 2588711

Spoiler

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Would that be the Brexit vote she spoiled her paper in?

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I have never watched the daily kitchen live programme , so I decided to start at the first episode. I’m sure the canal have mithered over this in the past, but, is that an air fryer next to her pink microwave?

I haven’t watched it for a while but might that be her ($649) Nespresso) coffee machine cos from some angles it looks pretty similar to an air fryer? Lol could well be an air fryer tho, we all know what a whopping great fibber she is!

 

[griftalo]

Peeky (in peeky mink, peeky-boo, lil peeky pot belly) is another word she doesn’t know the meaning of. The only definition of peeky is a British slang term meaning looking or feeling unwell. It should be peeking mink, peek-a-boo and little peeking pot belly, although that last one can get in the bin because it’s cringe.

It’s also with an ea not ee. So she really is utterly wrong. As usual
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I haven’t watched it for a while but might that be her ($649) Nespresso) coffee machine cos from some angles it looks pretty similar to an air fryer? Lol could well be an air fryer tho, we all know what a whopping great fibber she is!
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Wtaf?? Much pov obvs.

 

[houseofhoop]

I haven’t watched it for a while but might that be her ($649) Nespresso) coffee machine cos from some angles it looks pretty similar to an air fryer? Lol could well be an air fryer tho, we all know what a whopping great fibber she is!
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Actually, I think it might be a slow cooker. Sorry lads. Stand down

Also she must have had a new carpet fitted in the hallway and stairs. Cos I’m pretty sure it was red/orange/terracotta in the photos when she got the dog.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Lads, I had a moment with my Old Harold last night. He’s a keen gardener and grows and dries various herbs. Great. Go Old Harold!

But yesterday I asked him if we had any oregano for the spag bol I was making. No, says he, but we have some marjoram. And then he uttered the immortal words ‘It’s the same thing.’

I just stared at him in disbelief. What should I do Fraus? Should I LEAVE? Can I live with someone who thinks all herbs are interchangeable?

I'm with Magwizard, they are basically the same!
Sorry ninnies. It is what it is.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

Actually, I think it might be a slow cooker. Sorry lads. Stand down
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Also she must have had a new carpet fitted in the hallway and stairs. Cos I’m pretty sure it was red/orange/terracotta in the photos when she got the dog.

I wonder what was so special about that model so it made the cut to go into her main kitchen, from her collection of many slow cookers.
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I haven’t watched it for a while but might that be her ($649) Nespresso) coffee machine cos from some angles it looks pretty similar to an air fryer? Lol could well be an air fryer tho, we all know what a whopping great fibber she is!
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That coffee machine is so hideously expensive. I would not purchase that even if I had the money spare.

 

[MavisBeacon]

It never ceases to amaze me how much hazardous flammable crap she always seems to have dangling around in her kitchen.
Also re the coffee machine, perhaps it was LJCs as I thought Guest famously never drank coffee?

 

[CrushedIcePlease]

Doesn’t drink coffee like she doesn’t drink gin…