Thanks for all the good you do,
and for all the food that you don’t.
and for all the food that you don’t.
Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa
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Somebody remember this nom in a few, pls pls!!There we go
Complete touchdown, home run, hat-trick try, 6. Thread title nomination.
My mum was an old bag and our house was freezing. We only had about 3 rules and one of them wasThis bed-warming chat reminds me... not to pull old fogey rank or anything, but in the early 90s we rented houses with no central heating, fireplaces in the bedrooms, electric heaters, electric blankets, round-pin electrical sockets still on the walls, single glazed sash windows... Did I mention this was the 90s?!? No rose-tinteds here, it was crap and we knew it was crap.
This wingnut turned off the heating in her 21st Century laminate floored halogen downlightered executive apartment and crying hypothermia came up with an entirely ineffective and ridiculous reinvention of the Victorian bed warming pan. Give me strength.
Sorry. As you were.
NO SCARVES IN BED
Wtf was I supposed to do with all the VW I found in puddles? Did she literally want me to stop breathing?
What kills me about the Guardian cover shoot is that it was a perfect social media opportunity. "It looks like I'm naked in a tub full of pennies. But that's not what happened! Go behind the scenes with me in the studio to see how we did it!" followed by pix, video, etc. But no, the stupid cow had to claim that she was in the nip and got coins stuck up her a, and then looked like a fool and doubled down when she was challenged on her lies.
It probably didn't help that she p***ed off the photographer, MUA, stylist etc by being four hours late and then being a diva to them. If she'd been on time and been nicer, there might not have been as much pushback on her ridiculous claims.
It probably didn't help that she p***ed off the photographer, MUA, stylist etc by being four hours late and then being a diva to them. If she'd been on time and been nicer, there might not have been as much pushback on her ridiculous claims.
Yes yes yes yes. 1000% yes.There we go
IIRC didn’t she also try and massively backtrack saying something like “I didn’t say the bath was full”
Just jumping back to this, specifically the "thank you to Miss Saville (yes I know you're married now but you'll always be Miss Saville to me)".Ninnies! My husband (completely unaware of Tattle, and would look at me askance if I tried to explain it) suggested a recipe from AGCJ as part of this week's meal plan. While looking it up, I amused myself reading the acknowledgements...
1) Mates with Tom Parker-Bowles, eh? Much destitute, so poverty, wow
2) "A good reputation lasts forever"sure, Chockers, if you say so...
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3) Rob has a lot to answer for.
4) Battling trolls even before her first book was published! She really is a warrior.
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Bit bleeping rude to call someone by a name they don't use anymore, no? She wasn't too happy when her relatives kept calling her by her previous name, I think she even blogged about how furious she was at her rude, offensive family members?
One rule for her, another for Miss Saville.
I just remembered that time a Squig called Jack a boring old coke hag.
Just the best. Simple but spot on.
I think Jack is (or was) conventionally attractive. If she wasn't, she would have never become the Guardian's favourite poor person 2013.
I would never describe her as striking, sexy, beautiful, stunning, or even very attractive, but her looks are conventional and regular, and she was attractive enough to attract mummy allegra.
She's what wish would send you if you ordered Natalie Portman, keira, Ruby rose, texas Charlene, elasticas justine, or Robert Smith. She is not pretty.
All others listed are.
All others listed are.
Oh I have just
at the mention of a winnet!!!!haven’t heard that word since I left the NE!!!!
Objection. She lacks the depth and warmth.
From a health and safety point of view I would suggest that wearing a scarf in bed is a decent way to cause yourself to stop breathing, to be fair.
I do sometimes sleep in jogging bottoms and a t-shirt if it's cold. No scarves though.
You ain’t my muvva.
Have we seen squig's follow up tweet?
Do we think they're thinking of the right Jack Monroe or was there a slightly dodgy TV presenter in 1973 with the same name?
That article was meant to be her mea culpa
Instead we got behind the scenes footage of her wiping her nose in slo mo
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