Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa

[Valiofthedolls]

Always misses the mark no matter what she's talking about.

That very same thread is where she thinks Twitter user DS Burnside is a real PoPo

ss @Justacatindisguise and @Mendacious Trumpet

IIRC didn’t she then go on to double down and accuse that user of “impersonating a police officer”?! ETA yes. Yes she did.

from @Marmalade Atkins

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Torn between this one
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and this one
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So just leaving them both here.

Personally I'm going with

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

If this is who I think it must be, mum has, in the past, shared their recipe for Gruyère and anchovy puffs, which are incredible. Reading the recipe, weirdly, didn’t make me go green and seal my knickers with gaffer tape the way reading guest’s anchovy recipe through just one squinted eye did.

Lickedspoon. When her father died, she wrote a beautiful obituary and then said she was very sorry to her subscribers but she was taking a month off, and extended everyone's subscriptions by a month. And yes, those anchovy puffs are amazing.

 

[Girty Drifter]

Less than £6 on Amazon in their Black Friday deals.
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So, two whole hours after I posted this HUGE bargain on Amazon Black Friday, with a MASSIVE 70% discount, I thought I’d check sales.

It turns out that this has now reached the heady heights of….

oh never mind, it remains unchanged at 8% claimed

 

[BeardyBap]

So, two whole hours after I posted this HUGE bargain on Amazon Black Friday, with a MASSIVE 70% discount, I thought I’d check sales.

It turns out that this has now reached the heady heights of….

oh never mind, it remains unchanged at 8% claimed

The 4 people who bought it last week in the lightning deal must be fewmin.

 

[Hold my beans]

The only people buying it are giving it as a joke Christmas present. Like a plastic poo

 

[elepal]

As soon as I get back from the school run.

Oh god, we'll be waiting years then

 

[hereforthechaos]

The only people buying it are giving it as a joke Christmas present. Like a plastic poo

I'd rather have the plastic poo

 

[Darvos]

The 4 people who bought it last week in the lightning deal must be fewmin.

The people who’ve just bought it for £5.98 soon will be.

 

[blackEm]

Dear Ninnies,

Spoiler: dull story ahead

I have a new colleague, their surname is Guest.

You were on my mind all day.

 

[Phillipa78]

That very same thread is where she thinks Twitter user DS Burnside is a real PoPo
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IIRC didn’t she then go on to double down and accuse that user of “impersonating a police officer”?! ETA yes. Yes she did.
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from @Marmalade Atkins

This was amazing. She really got laughed at by the whole of Twitter that week.
"Sunk fallacies" always makes me laugh. She means sunk cost fallacies. But it sounds like she's back talking about how poppy seeds made her fall on some rooster -
Sunk phalluses.

 

[Mr Krabs]

The only people buying it are giving it as a joke Christmas present. Like a plastic poo

It’s the sort of thing my grandma would have bought for me when I first left home. People will just see budget cookbook and give it to some poor young person or uni student who’ll use it to prop up a wonky table leg in their dorm room.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

The only people buying it are giving it as a joke Christmas present. Like a plastic poo

Or an office Secret Satan
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uni student who’ll use it to prop up a wonky table leg in their dorm room.

Chopping board

 

[Girty Drifter]

Someone has bought one and it’s only taken four and a half hours. At this rate the book will pay for her forever home in approximately four million years

 

[Darvos]

It’s the sort of thing my grandma would have bought for me when I first left home. People will just see budget cookbook and give it to some poor young person or uni student who’ll use it to prop up a wonky table leg in their dorm room.

TBH, I would’ve found it useful earlier. We had a power cut , it was cold, and all the firewood was too damp to catch.

 

[FrumpyCat]

The only people buying it are giving it as a joke Christmas present. Like a plastic poo

Secret Santa when you get someone you hate.

 

[nothanksbabes]

Or an office Secret Satan
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Chopping board

If only Levi Roots knew how many times I racked up on his face when I was a young party animal.

Nice shiny slip cover, and you can give him a lovely white beard/moustache... .

Anyway, say no to drugs, kids. Guest's face is a pretty good deterrent to be fair.

 

[blueorchid]

That very same thread is where she thinks Twitter user DS Burnside is a real PoPo
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View attachment 2576910ss @Justacatindisguise and @Mendacious Trumpet
IIRC didn’t she then go on to double down and accuse that user of “impersonating a police officer”?! ETA yes. Yes she did.
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from @Marmalade Atkins

It’s so exhausting being so utterly humourless
Seriously
And also, utterly convinced people are permanently out to get you

 

[BeardyBap]

If only Levi Roots knew how many times I racked up on his face when I was a young party animal.

Nice shiny slip cover, and you can give him a lovely white beard/moustache... .

Anyway, say no to drugs, kids. Guest's face is a pretty good deterrent to be fair.

Skinning up on the sleeve of King Crimson's In The Court Of The Crimson King LP will give you a dose of the vertigo and a fear of nasal cavities. I heard older boys say.

 

[nothanksbabes]

Skinning up on the sleeve of King Crimson's In The Court Of The Crimson King LP will give you a dose of the vertigo and a fear of nasal cavities. I heard older boys say.

Your friends and mine have the same tastes, then .