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Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa
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Soooo spiceeeeee.
(Thanks to @Sideboard Bob
for the screenie)ETA
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So SPICY and she’s in the INDUSTRY and everyone claps and cheers at her slop
Industry WhatsApp group: two Deliveroo riders who used to be potwashers in Blackfoot and a runner from DKL who joined by mistake and is too polite to leave.
Jack and her 1/4 teaspoon of chilli, ha. I've mentioned Toe of Satan lollipops before, I was just looking for one for my Harold who, inexplicably, has not left. 900 times hotter than a jalapeño. Should I order one for Jack while I'm at it?
Sending much love to you and Dad FF, dearestLads I'm sorry but have a bit of real life misery going on. My daddy isn't well x
Still available for ditches, bonfires and wells (a kind of hole)
I don't want to sound like a soppy needy old Ninny but you guys have kept my spirits up since I found you in 2020 Jack is apass it on X
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By my calculations* Jack could make that into 860,400 BILLION Mamma Jack's Best Ever's, thus instantly solving world hunger and feeding everyone on the entire planet three times a day for 1700 years... plus saving enough Airfryer magic electricty money to be able to buy Tesla, Amazon, Microsoft AND fund colonising Mars, with a few cheeky sideboards for EVERYONE.
TFATFGTYD!
(*just making up a really big numbers)
I like to think someone did add her to the industry WhatsApp group then everyone started a new one without her.
I would love to have been a fly on the wall of the industry whatsapp group, THAT SHES DEFINITELY IN, the day she accused fingers Kerridge of plagiarising her slopipesView attachment 2576519The best part is that while Jack’s allegedly IN the industry WhatsApp group, THAT MAN is OUT so they can have “uh” SPICY CHAT about him. Fantasist twit.View attachment 2576526
(Thanks to @Sideboard Bob
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Aaaah! Uncle Dennis is clearing out the loft and has just found a load of Aunty Pat’s old passport photos!
Oh no, that’s embarrassing! How did that RAUNCHY one get in there?!
“HARRY!!!”
“HARRY!!!”
I would love this to have happened.
There is always a second WhatsApp group. If you think there isn’t then bad news for you.
#jackmaths innit so tis allowed.
She probably has some grandiose plan to colonise Mars using gas from radiators to fuel the spaceships and will have been in touch with Elon about how if he just uses lower voltage for the power, they will get there.... AND BACK.
ETA I've had some long nights with frens partaking of various substances where we have come up with some bleeping ludicrous ideas for changing the world, but fkme, we have never come up with anything quite so ridiculous as the oven - radiator proposal, nor found our maths soooo wanting as the cheaper-to-run fridge crap. (Nor would it ever have occurred to us to share
But wasn’t the Prince Harry thing just tricksy wording again, something like ‘a tip I picked up off Prince Harry’, which could either mean he told her to do it or, more likely, she read about something he’d said. It’s like her superpower.From last thread: I'd forgotten about when she tried to as subtly as a sledgehammer imply that she was mates with Prince Harry. Such a middle englander
Who remembers when she was giving it Charlie big spuds about being in the sleb chef whatsapp group? I'm sure she's mentioned in it as a figure of derision frequently but I'd bet a month's wages she's never been a member
How can she expect us to believe she's industry group when she doesn't even make a living from cooking? Is it a grifters' industry group? She sometimes makes me feel like I'm losing the plot, then I remind myself she's bonkers.
I think Hazza was probably there at least one of the times she met the Queen. Probably all of them. In fact, I’d imagine her maj rallied the whole family round to meet the amazing suck up slopcook.
(ss @tattybrogan and @Griftymcgriftface)
They had bake off briony on the bbc morning thing talking tins today, covered nutrition, cost comparison
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"industry" my a.View attachment 2576519The best part is that while Jack’s allegedly IN the industry WhatsApp group, THAT MAN is OUT so they can have “uh” SPICY CHAT about him. Fantasist twit.View attachment 2576526
(Thanks to @Sideboard Bob
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They probably forgot to remove her from the group they used to send out the rotas for Leggy's restaurant.
Re her thank you for your service and pompous Queen lecture,
She gave everyone the exact same lecture when her pal “Margaret” died too
And here’s Big Chocco last year, me me-ing it about the death of a Lib Dem on THE COUNCIL
Not hard to see where she gets it from, is it?
And here’s Big Chocco last year, me me-ing it about the death of a Lib Dem on THE COUNCIL
Not hard to see where she gets it from, is it?
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