Jack Monroe #549 Two different one's in three's

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she really is a two bit baked bean blogger
May I nominate as a thread title because I just honked my meddy a off at this. If it doesn’t work blame all the wine. As we were, canal.
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I wouldn’t mind as much but the ingredients in this would NEVER make it into a nonna’s lasagne! 😵💫
Cries in Italian
Omg, you feel the same way too?

Nonna is spinning in her air fryer.
 
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I must be missing something here. Why lasagna soup? Why not just make lasagna?

Why you cry?
Lasagna soup no try
 
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Trying to catch up on her nonsense, I imagine her Christmas grift will appear soon.
 
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Trying to catch up on her nonsense, I imagine her Christmas grift will appear soon.
As long as she doesn't pose naked from the waist up hiding her Perky Blinders behind a chair whilst wearing a pigskin Santa hat and a coy smile. 🤢
Please ninnies, if anyone has the tit Santa pic and wants to post it, do a Frau a favour and spoiler it.

I am delicate today. 🙏
 
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As long as she doesn't pose naked from the waist up hiding her Perky Blinders behind a chair whilst wearing a pigskin Santa hat and a coy smile. 🤢
Please ninnies, if anyone has the tit Santa pic and wants to post it, do a Frau a favour and spoiler it.

I am delicate today. 🙏
Lol it’s been our @Lazarus profile pic for quite some some, tenderstem. You must be more inured to it than you think!
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Lol it’s been our @Lazarus profile pic for quite some some, tenderstem. You must be more inured to it than you think!
Come to think of it, I did notice it a week or so ago. 🤔
The full sized screen shot has more of an impact though, there's literally nowhere for my eyes to go.
We all have our own bête noir in the Jackiverse. 😆
 
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As long as she doesn't pose naked from the waist up hiding her Perky Blinders behind a chair whilst wearing a pigskin Santa hat and a coy smile. 🤢
Please ninnies, if anyone has the tit Santa pic and wants to post it, do a Frau a favour and spoiler it.

I am delicate today. 🙏
Oh no, have we had Jack as "Calendar Girls", the sloppy version?
Ugh, I've made myself feel unwell even typing the words out
 
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It's pure Aunty Pat after a couple of Proseccos at the Christmas party. 🎅
Here she posing for the annual team photo after a few too many glasses of “fizz” and Harveys Bristol Creams at the lunch.
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and having organized it every year since 1974, here she is about to announce the winner of the meat raffle. She’s doing it “Oscars style” this time, for a bit of “pizzazz”
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Here she posing for the annual team photo after a few too many glasses of “fizz” and Harveys Bristol Creams at the lunch.
View attachment 2550268and having organized it every year since 1974, here she is about to announce the winner of the meat raffle. She’s doing it “Oscars style” this time, for a bit of “pizzazz”View attachment 2550267
NOT THE BRA AGAIN
I think one side of its shrunk in the wash judging by the shape it's creating there
 
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As long as she doesn't pose naked from the waist up hiding her Perky Blinders behind a chair whilst wearing a pigskin Santa hat and a coy smile. 🤢
Please ninnies, if anyone has the tit Santa pic and wants to post it, do a Frau a favour and spoiler it.

I am delicate today. 🙏
It’s perennial, that pic. Hence why I never remove it from my profile. I love it. I love the crushingly low self esteem it shows.
 
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Why you skrike?
I’m tit on mike
Why you poop?
Lasagne soup.
Why you hide?
My grift’s died.
Why you smell?
Never washed my fake leather leggings.
 
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Why you skrike?
I’m tit on mike
Why you poop?
Lasagne soup.
Why you hide?
My grift’s died.
Why you smell?
Never washed my fake leather leggings.
Some times the laugh emoji just doesn't express how heckin' funny this thread is.
Brava!
 
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