Let’s play “which item is the grubbiest?”. Is it
a) hair
b)T-shirt collar or
c) nails?
Bonus round: why is only her left eyebrow pencilled in? Wrong answers only!
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a) hair
b)T-shirt collar or
c) nails?
Bonus round: why is only her left eyebrow pencilled in? Wrong answers only!
Someone put that on the the Steve Buscemi skateboard strap pic. It looks more like him than it does her.
i've posted some tit on instagram in my time, but i very rarely post photographs of myself. I can't believe she would post this. i've seen some rank pics of her and most of them are ones she's published herself.
She genuinely doesn't like food. This is so weird and disgusting, it makes me feel like puking.
HATS, LADS! HATS!
Just posting to see what my hat looks like.
But also
But also
Ooh, a hat! And it (sort of) matches my outfit!
Hats hats hats!!
Exciting, isn't it!
Have a Halloween blep from my (fake) black cat.
One year anniversary of the apology to patrons - I wonder how many postcards she's sent out so far...
Have a Halloween blep from my (fake) black cat.
One year anniversary of the apology to patrons - I wonder how many postcards she's sent out so far...
I see no hats. Where are the hats? 
In the absence of Jack I've been revisiting older threads. Back in February @Geetbo was enjoying reliving her horrific thot shots and suggested we do it again at Halloween!
I'm not sure I'm in the mood though. I bought a box of cherry liqueurs for Xmas yesterday and I've already eaten them all, I don't think my constitution is up to it
I'm not sure I'm in the mood though. I bought a box of cherry liqueurs for Xmas yesterday and I've already eaten them all, I don't think my constitution is up to it
HATS!
i have nothing useful to contribute.
i have nothing useful to contribute.
In "preferences" on your profile make sure this is ticked:I see no hats. Where are the hats?
Back on topic, do we think Jack is sat at home in the bungamansion, utterly paralysed with indecision and inability to sort out her Patreon? if I were her, over a year of raking in income and providing no return, I'd just be a mess. The longer it drags on the worse it gets and genuinely not seeing a way out.
The thing is, she has loads of people who think the sun shines out of her a and would be thrilled to help the poor smol pixie, especially if she dresses it up with "ADHD executive dysfunction" or whatever.
Happy anniversary to I’m Sorry. I’m going to pretend our Halloween hats are actually dunce hats for Jack.
Wonder what the two headed dog skeleton is up to this Halloween. Ot has it LEFT?
Is this the im sorry for not sending about twelve years of patron rewards? Is that today?
If so the jaunty hats are very appropriate
I chose this avatar specifically for how it would look in a Halloween hat and so I am posting to get my hat on
update, I am satisfied
update, I am satisfied
Everyone's hats suit them beautifully!
Guest is still a bellend.
Guest is still a bellend.
I have no interest in hats. I may have jiggled my avatar across a bit for a better fit though.
I’ve been reading from time to time, but not posting. Hats have tempted me, plus the realisation that it’s hurtling towards the anniversary of the story of the misdirected Christmas shop. What a bizarre time that was. Is everything still packed up in boxes? 
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