Jack Monroe #549 Two different one's in three's

[Kittypops]

Lolz
And also, when you have to take a photo in public without anyone that you're with wondering why because it would take too long to explain

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Not sure if this one's a piss-take

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Was just coming here to post this. Daft apeth. Although I too hope it was a pisstake.

 

[nothanksbabes]

She has many, many slow cookers. Here’s her triple one, beautifully displayed perched jauntily atop her £849 Westcote inky blue XL Cotswold sideboard, next to her £1,299 Westcote cream large Cotswold double larder and behind her £1,099 Oakland rustic oak 8-12 seater extending Cotswold dining table. View attachment 2537784Sometimes when it wants to get away from the slow cooker slop, the £1,099 dining table lives in here with her 3 MASSIVE £1,000+ Cotswold dressers and her £525 Oakland rustic oak Cotswold storage bench instead.
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That way, it never has to see her clambering onto the £599 Chester dove grey Cotswold sideboard in her knickies while its £699 counterpart looks on in horror from the background.
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Or being used to store tatty old wallpaper like the Chester £499 Cotswold wine console that’s sometimes opposite the massive American fridge and sometimes upstairs jammed to the gills with tat in her “craft/reading nook”
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Or store her manky old sofa bed-nest sheets like the £499 Westcote inky blue Cotswold console table View attachment 2537813OR (biggest indignity of ALL) be stuffed with books of Jack’s tit poetry and “songs” and have her sitting at you to write all her bleeping inane musings, like the poor £800+ Chester cream writing bureau.
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She has so much stuff and so little taste. Imagine what she could have done with the money she's spaffed on all that.

Spoiler: Mither about furnishing a house...

I just redecorated the front room of my rented two-bed terrace (it's a lovely little house and my landlord is a babe who vastly undercharges me for rent, and paid his decorator to do the painting) for the princely sum of about £1400, which includes a new sofa, chair, TV cabinet, coffee table, rug, bookcase, big mirror, a few cushions and some prints. Finally, at the age of 38 (just) I have things in my house that I've chosen because I like them and not just because they fit, are available, I can afford them or someone has given me them. Because I have eyes and taste, it actually looks quite nice, and while I know my budget is out of many people's reach in a cost of living crisis, it boils my piss that Guest has had bleeping thousands upon thousands of pounds through her fingers to fill her not insubstantial and not cheap house with expensive tat and still has the audacity to claim poverty. I bleeping despise the lying, manipulative, poverty cos playing toad I really do.

 

[Tarragon]

Does she still have Content?

 

[Mugginsme]

Does she still have Content?

She never did. Oh, you mean the dog? I'd hope he's with SB living his best life free of slop.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Does she still have Content?

I really hope not

 

[Foxvint]

How come its half term and the tabloids haven't done a its a kid and Guest out pumpkin picking or sharing a pumpkin spiced drink... she is such a main character, you'd thiink she would make a fuss where ever she goes, dont you know who i am?' I mean she is the person who puts her name on DONATED tins of pineapple.

Apparently there's still ppl out there who think pumpkin picking involves going to a field where a ruddy faced kindly farmer has been nurturing his pumpkins all year and not just choosing 1 from the wholesaler order of 100 that's been lashed on the ground for the insta huns to drag little Maisey round to supply some likes for them.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Apparently there's still ppl out there who think pumpkin picking involves going to a field where a ruddy faced kindly farmer has been nurturing his pumpkins all year and not just choosing 1 from the wholesaler order of 100 that's been lashed on the ground for the insta huns to drag little Maisey round to supply some likes for them.

I only found this out earlier today, Foxy. I thought they were all on the vine still. Halloween is RUINED now

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Apparently there's still ppl out there who think pumpkin picking involves going to a field where a ruddy faced kindly farmer has been nurturing his pumpkins all year and not just choosing 1 from the wholesaler order of 100 that's been lashed on the ground for the insta huns to drag little Maisey round to supply some likes for them.

We do have farmers who grow in the fields here because I watched them growing when I walk the dog but it’s probably quite unusual. They have alarms and cctv round the fields

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I grow my own pumpkins at the allotment, and it's been a brilliant year for them. This year I grew a miniature variety... So cute!!!

Jack will no doubt be sowing her pumpkin seeds roundabout now, for harvest early Feb

 

[Sideboard Bob]

She never did. Oh, you mean the dog? I'd hope he's with SB living his best life free of slop.

Content is a girl!
But yes, I hope so too.


Do you guys ever wonder if Jack could make her Twitter public again, start tweeting again, and we’d be too busy mithering here that we wouldn’t even notice?

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

BOAK!
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Now, now. Not necessarily ’BOAK!’. Maybe this “eat with fingers” just refers to a shared repast with Tom K?

 

[Nottonightbabe]

We do have farmers who grow in the fields here because I watched them growing when I walk the dog but it’s probably quite unusual. They have alarms and cctv round the fields

The local ones here grow them. Doesn't surprise me that there's fake fields though, it's become so popular.


If we're bringing back Jack's breads, I'm bringing back the Boglins comparison. They look like they'd come alive in the night.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

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Spoiler: Mither

Even poor ol Mr Boogly looks more like he’s meant to look
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I still can't get over how tit Mr Boogly is or the fact she probably paid actual money for that.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

I still can't get over how tit Mr Boogly is or the fact she probably paid actual money for that.

The eyes look like gum nuts.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I only found this out earlier today, Foxy. I thought they were all on the vine still. Halloween is RUINED now

Depends where you go. Our nearest one had the pumpkins on the vine and you could dig up your own neeps and tatties too which my older kids loved. And that's what the October break was originally designated for (Tattie howking) many moons ago when guest were a lad.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I got to see James cordens a in the secret sleb goss thread. Those loaves are almost identical wrinkly and saggy looking.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Now, now. Not necessarily ’BOAK!’. Maybe this “eat with fingers” just refers to a shared repast with Tom K?

Well that puts a whole new slant on the pot of coronation chicken for the long, long walk home.

Pretty sure he’d prefer her calling him a thief on Twitter to calling him “hers” on Facebook.

 

[Old Harold]

Belatedly defending beetroot here, I LOVE it. My local Polski Sklep has a neverending supply which is great as the supermarkets only have the horrid vacuum-packed stuff. Raw beetroot grated in a salad with toasted pumpkin seeds and feta. Warm cooked beetroot sliced and served in a yogurt sauce. Roasted beetroot wedges (not whole! Guest, ffs) in the oven with crushed garlic, olive oil and balsamic vinegar. Another salad with cooked beetroot, sliced clementines, toasted walnuts, chèvre and watercress.

It's a beautiful thing. Guest's desecration of it hurts me.

 

[Be our guest]

I only found this out earlier today, Foxy. I thought they were all on the vine still. Halloween is RUINED now

I used to live behind a farm that started a pumpkin field about ten years ago before it was everywhere. The first year was small and the pumpkins were genuinely grown in the ground. The following year we saw the trucks delivering pumpkins several times early in the morning to augment the genuine crop. I guess it's impossible to grow the number you need for the market you have!