Stop. Giving. Her. Recipe. Ideas.
Jack Monroe #549 Two different one's in three's
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Oh my sweet Lord. Now Martinmate has a problem with airfryers.
I bet he didn't even use pythagoras theorem either, the bleeping amateur.
Their much anticipated charidee games night is OFF lads, I repeat OFF.
I bet he didn't even use pythagoras theorem either, the bleeping amateur.
Their much anticipated charidee games night is OFF lads, I repeat OFF.
Ah, man, I totally forgot about the Charidee Monopolee.
I bet Jack says Minopoply like she says "I'm Jack Minrow"
It’s a full moon tonight and a partial lunar eclipse. If she makes a comeback around 8/9pm we’ll know the moon thing is true.
He really is. I saw him in the Jenners toy dept. once and had the cheek to quote Black Books "grumpy Irish b" at him about 5 years or so after it had aired. He knew exactly what I meant was lovely about it and took a selfie with me. My friends were beelin because Black Books is a culture favourite for us. Living in Edinburgh was great back then. Used to see loads of celebs during the film festival too. I've met Bill Bailey too and he is just as lovely as you would imagine.Can confirm that Dylan Moran is absolutely lovely
On topic, guest is a see you next Tuesday boring old coke hag that buys followers and gets paid over 10k to speak at events.
she wishes it was this people saw instead
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Exactly what I was wondering! And in no reality ever does beetroot ever resemble mashed potato. I love beetroot but it is not a potato. There’s better things she could do with it for sure.Hold up. The ”recipe” says…
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Scrape out the flesh, mash and return to ‘it’s earthy shell’ (btw duck off Guset, you’re not Mom and never will be)
Anyway, the picture looks suspiciously (i.e. definitely) like a beetroot that’s just been quartered in the bowl and the topping added? So which is it?
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Just because it’s so absolutely staggering, this is what Jack posted/what she pretended to look like on the day she became guest.
And this is what she ACTUALLY looked like that day
And here courtesy of @CrackingOwlSanctuary is what she actually looked like on TV the next day vs what she posted.
it’s truly bewildering that she does this knowing she’s going to be seen in the wild immediately afterwards.
And here courtesy of @CrackingOwlSanctuary is what she actually looked like on TV the next day vs what she posted.
it’s truly bewildering that she does this knowing she’s going to be seen in the wild immediately afterwards.
I made Nadiya's no churn ice cream after watching her show a few weeks back. I can't remember the last time I made something "off the telly"
.Double cream. Condensed milk. Cardamom. Whip. Freeze. Serve. Recommend.
LJC can you imagine what a Munroe version would look like? *shudder*
That's not guest. It's Jack 'Jaws' Coker. Top surfing dude (New name given by the Essex Police Celeb Division under the witness protection scheme). Status - Cover blown by disgruntled dog groomer and a member of the public who was suspicious that she had "all the expensive gear but was wearing water wings".
I've never known anyone get potatoes so wrong in so many different ways.
So much for never using filters, eh?
Lads, I’ve been MIA
Another house move and a wedding later, I come to you with these questions:
has she moved house yet?
has she sent out her patreon postcards yet?
Where’s the granola recipe?
Another house move
and a wedding later, I come to you with these questions: has she moved house yet?
has she sent out her patreon postcards yet?
Where’s the granola recipe?
Good to see your name pop up!Lads, I’ve been MIA
Another house move
has she moved house yet?
has she sent out her patreon postcards yet?
Where’s the granola recipe?
No, no, and we don't know.
Hope that helps. X
How come its half term and the tabloids haven't done a its a kid and Guest out pumpkin picking or sharing a pumpkin spiced drink... she is such a main character, you'd thiink she would make a fuss where ever she goes, dont you know who i am?' I mean she is the person who puts her name on DONATED tins of pineapple.
How dare you, it’s just portrait mode
Anne diamond if she got smashed in the face with a frying pan.
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She hasn’t gone anywhere with him I imagine.
Or like she says scamberley eggs apparently.
Jack Monroe #286 And all because the Tory lady liked a tax tweet
Hmm, secret ingredient :unsure:
tattle.life
Apart from when she doesn’t.
“We call them Scamberly Eggs in this house for reasons I can’t remember”. Reader, they do not.
Happy10th Anniversary, one and all!
And before the collective trauma begins, don’t worry, this is not the one she fingerbanged because turns out she’s more than capable of “making” one (using that term advisedly) without shoving her grubby mitts through one to “learn how”
There is, however,
There is, however,
oily seepage
Yum! What a beautiful way you have with your words as a “literal food expert”
cookingonabootstrap.com
The performative fingerbanging was just her LYING and showing off for the Guardian 2 months later
Double-LYING actually, because this is the one in the Guardian in January
And THIS is the one from her blog which she claims in Guardian to have bought from M&S and had to fingerbang; she didn’t fondle it, it’s not even from M&S and it wasn’t £2.69!
Why on earth is she compelled to lie about absolutely everything? bleeping fantasist.
Dead-eyed
and Monotone HONKING this way for the masochists with yet another set of prices. The ready meal looks tit, but hers looks like a skin graft when she peels away the layer at the end 
(I had to skip the rest and go to the end as other than the shitshow that is Lingreenie, I can’t abide her unmodulated dull honking)
Yum! What a beautiful way you have with your words as a “literal food expert”
Ready Meal Revolution: Ready meal lasagne, 75p, vs home made free range pork lasagne, 69p.
So I’m home from a much-needed rest in Brighton and back in the kitchen with my sleeves rolled up… One of the most popular dishes I’ve been asked to take on is the humble lasagne …
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And THIS is the one from her blog which she claims in Guardian to have bought from M&S and had to fingerbang; she didn’t fondle it, it’s not even from M&S and it wasn’t £2.69!
Dead-eyed
(I had to skip the rest and go to the end as other than the shitshow that is Lingreenie, I can’t abide her unmodulated dull honking)- Status