Jack Monroe #549 Two different one's in three's

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Maybe I am reading to much into the red laces but as a lifetime far lefty who was well into the punk scene in my youth I wouldn't be caught dead in red laces, due to the connotations.
I wear docs but had never considered anything other than black laces. My friend recently bought some and he asked what colour laces I thought he should get, and I had no idea about the different connotations but I said, "be careful, I bet certain colours mean you're racist!"

Googled it, and I was correct. Guest really is bleeping clueless.
 
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After reading 4 pages about pink wees and thinking you’d all ruptured a kidney all I have to say is….
MAKE A JACKET bleeping POTATO JACK LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN 🫨
 
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A seance couldn't revive that career. Her extreme incompetence combined with the eyes of the internet scrutinising her every move have that finished.

Needs to be hit head on. She should be pitched for a new documentary series called Living a Lie about people with a dark secret. She could be on any number of episodes:

1: The Cook That Can't Cook
2: The Woman That Said She Was Poor But Was Not Poor

The possibilities are endless.
 
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A seance couldn't revive that career. Her extreme incompetence combined with the eyes of the internet scrutinising her every move have that finished.

Needs to be hit head on. She should be pitched for a new documentary series called Living a Lie about people with a dark secret. She could be on any number of episodes:

1: The Cook That Can't Cook
2: The Woman That Said She Was Poor But Was Not Poor

The possibilities are endless.
It's wonderful isn't it.
For someone who has boasted numerous times that she's forensic, she's affronted by other people returning the favour and scrutinising her forensically to hold her to account.
Everyone who said that she'd become complacent and more reckless with the lies were spot on.
The current narrative of her sock accounts is that it's all in the past and it doesn't matter.
It does, guest. 👋
 
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See also “SLEEPING ROUGH in a car park” from an exhibition by the same morally repugnant attention seeking artist. View attachment 2535718View attachment 2535729View attachment 2535735Sooo frikkin cute the pic’s there twice, and soooo kind of her brand new full time THE NEWSPAPER job (end feb) to give her this self-publicity
Came so close to it if A) local authorities would ever allow a mother and child to sleep on the streets and B) if she didn't have a loving family with a big house with spare bedrooms whose actual job and vocation was taking in kids in need.
 
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A seance couldn't revive that career. Her extreme incompetence combined with the eyes of the internet scrutinising her every move have that finished.

Needs to be hit head on. She should be pitched for a new documentary series called Living a Lie about people with a dark secret. She could be on any number of episodes:

1: The Cook That Can't Cook
2: The Woman That Said She Was Poor But Was Not Poor

The possibilities are endless.
3. The Firefighter That Never Was
 
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Ahahaha she's wearing half a polar bear in Sep in the southeast. Silly bint.

Whenever I see the sleeping rough post I think about how everything guest describes is freezing and/ or battered. I'm sure there's been a battered jacket for example but when I went looking for it I found THIS. I've never seen this before. Omg. It's from the holier than thou "I'm the most moral vegan" phase. Complete also with "scrawled" "promptly" and "resplendent" and also not really being a recipe but more of a serving suggestion 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢
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ETA oh god there's more. I hadn't read the actual recipe. Two pages to say "bake a beetroot as if it was a potato".
The all purpose " put it in soupsstewscurries", lots of popping things gently and carefully, bottled lemon. Also lol at "beertroot" #professionalwriter

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Absolutely rank. I hate beetroot. Reminds me of school dinners in the 80s.
 
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A seance couldn't revive that career. Her extreme incompetence combined with the eyes of the internet scrutinising her every move have that finished.

Needs to be hit head on. She should be pitched for a new documentary series called Living a Lie about people with a dark secret. She could be on any number of episodes:

1: The Cook That Can't Cook
2: The Woman That Said She Was Poor But Was Not Poor

The possibilities are endless.
She could look like an entirely different person in each episode. As long as the sleeves were rolled down.
 
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5. The Clean-fingered Philanthropist
Or the Viv-trousered Philanthropist.

Big Dave MBE could be the Embarrassing Trousered Philanthropist on account of his daily phone calls to his poor, vulnerable tenant. You know, the one that pays a peppercorn rent. Allegedly.
 
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All white foods are interchangeable. You could also add Milky Bar, panna cotta or Mr Whippy.
Haha, thank you Dogs, your creative ideas have tickled me. You should have a cookbook series, and your own slot on Saturday Kitchen.

Honestly, whenever I watch Saturday Kitchen, I just think how relaxed and happy everyone seems compared to the horrors of Daily Kitchen Live.

And I take the points about some of Nadiya's recipes not being original, but what she does have is enthusiasm and positive energy, I watch and think "oh yeah, I fancy giving that a go" (then go back to eating crisps). But seeing someone do or learn something they're enthusiastic about is so joyful. Guest does not give me that same joy.
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Babe, same.

As regular readers will know, I never talk about my private life because, well, it's private (that alright with you, pal? Are we quite done here?).

Irregardless, I always forget about the beetroot in those posh vegetable chip bags (alright if I eat those, pal? Can't poor people have nice things? My God, this is exhausting!) turning your poo bright red.

Send moist wipe-os.

I know Clovis that your medical advice has always been free to those who need it, and always will be, but it costs you a huge amount to put those words on the screen, so do share the address for your tip jar, TYVMFATYD.



And
No. 6 The Single Parent that Wasn't
 
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Moving on from beetroot, I'm sorry to say that the Grauniad is back on the offal train. Thank goodness Jack is nowhere to be seen. Not sure I could stomach any more tales of her larking about with organ meats in her backpack.

Oh great, that's everything doubling in price by Christmas then. Remember when an oxtail for soup was 50p and lamb shanks weren't blummin €4 each. I'll be blaming TFK for this.
 
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I loath beetroot, it’s much praised “earthy sweetness” is far too close to the smell of decomposing vegetable matter for my liking. However, I did eat a large slice of chocolate cake made with beetroot at a summer fair once, the chocolate having covered the beetrootiness. Afterwards, I was, as the young people say, shook as I was previously unaware of this phenomenon.
Totally with you on this - beetroot tastes like wet dirt, how can people eat it is beyond me. No offense to the ninnies who loves the stuff.😁
 
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