Jack Monroe #549 Two different one's in three's

[SouthendRealEstate]

Ahahaha she's wearing half a polar bear in Sep in the southeast. Silly bint.

Whenever I see the sleeping rough post I think about how everything guest describes is freezing and/ or battered. I'm sure there's been a battered jacket for example but when I went looking for it I found THIS. I've never seen this before. Omg. It's from the holier than thou "I'm the most moral vegan" phase. Complete also with "scrawled" "promptly" and "resplendent" and also not really being a recipe but more of a serving suggestion
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ETA oh god there's more. I hadn't read the actual recipe. Two pages to say "bake a beetroot as if it was a potato".
The all purpose " put it in soupsstewscurries", lots of popping things gently and carefully, bottled lemon. Also lol at "beertroot" #professionalwriter

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Hold up. The ”recipe” says…

Scrape out the flesh, mash and return to ‘it’s earthy shell’ (btw duck off Guset, you’re not Mom and never will be)

Anyway, the picture looks suspiciously (i.e. definitely) like a beetroot that’s just been quartered in the bowl and the topping added? So which is it?

 

[Seaford Haggington]

Hold up. The ”recipe” says…

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Scrape out the flesh, mash and return to ‘it’s earthy shell’ (btw duck off Guset, you’re not Mom and never will be)

Anyway, the picture looks suspiciously (i.e. definitely) like a beetroot that’s just been quartered in the bowl and the topping added? So which is it?

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My guess is she wrote the "recipe" first and then when she tried to make it (for the photo obvs, not out of any culinary curiosity) she found out that beetroot does not have the texture of potato and abandoned her own recipe.

 

[Cookiecookie]

I'm a bit disappointed no one asked about the middle photo on the collage tbqhwy, so...

September 25th, 2020:
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('Nobody's going to see it' - we were still wearing masks)


At home:
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At the train station. Coat has been removed because IT'S bleeping SEPTEMBER.
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Didn't canal members more local to Jack state that the weather wasn't actually that cold?
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Here’s the Met’s average temperatures for that day. I’ve never come across another adult who has the time, energy or inclination to play at dressing up as much as guest does.
But then I guess her whole life is one big game of let’s pretend.
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Of course, someone got there first! Hazard of being upside down (and at work today. Unlike Jack )

 

[MediumLoad]

I'm getting "Patty Hearst robbing a bank in the 1970s" vibes from that photo of guest wearing tinted aviator glasses and holding a gun.

I'm getting "Schlocky French thriller about a female assassin. The type where you just know the protagonist will execute several people while in the nude for no other reason than fulfilling one of the director's tank fantasies."

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

Hold up. The ”recipe” says…

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Scrape out the flesh, mash and return to ‘it’s earthy shell’ (btw duck off Guset, you’re not Mom and never will be)

Anyway, the picture looks suspiciously (i.e. definitely) like a beetroot that’s just been quartered in the bowl and the topping added? So which is it?

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Quartering a jacket potato wouldn’t be my “go to”. I find if you quarter them, the filling just falls onto the plate like it has in this fake-cooked beetroot monstrosity

 

[ClarenceBeakes]

Guest Origin Day. That was a good day.

Her mortification at not being recognised was delicious. Especially the way she clumsily tried to save face by saying it was because the tatts were covered up.

And in the hated daily mail as well! I don't think I've laughed so much since 1998.

 

[Hunsgraveyard]

I'm stunned guest hasn't resurfaced yet - someone must be forcing her to stay offline (at least as herself).

 

[Mr Jim]

Ahahaha she's wearing half a polar bear in Sep in the southeast. Silly bint.

Whenever I see the sleeping rough post I think about how everything guest describes is freezing and/ or battered. I'm sure there's been a battered jacket for example but when I went looking for it I found THIS. I've never seen this before. Omg. It's from the holier than thou "I'm the most moral vegan" phase. Complete also with "scrawled" "promptly" and "resplendent" and also not really being a recipe but more of a serving suggestion
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ETA oh god there's more. I hadn't read the actual recipe. Two pages to say "bake a beetroot as if it was a potato".
The all purpose " put it in soupsstewscurries", lots of popping things gently and carefully, bottled lemon. Also lol at "beertroot" #professionalwriter

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The non-vegans amongst us can use white beans rather than coconut yoghurt? WTF? What animal do white beans come from???

 

[Seaford Haggington]

I'm stunned guest hasn't resurfaced yet - someone must be forcing her to stay offline (at least as herself).

There is no way she could show this restraint. She must be incarcerated without her phone at the Shoeburyness Institution for Wayward Girls and Internet Grifters.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

I'm stunned guest hasn't resurfaced yet - someone must be forcing her to stay offline (at least as herself).

She's on twitter (or someone is on her behalf), as she's followed a couple of people in the last few days. No point adding people to the comments club if there's nothing for them to comment on, pet.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Or reactivated accounts?

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Or reactivated accounts?

Good point, I didn't think of that.

 

[Flivver]

I suspect she’s waiting for the dust to settle on her reputation so she can re-emerge as St Guest of the Povs again. Either that or she’s toadying up to Starmer’s lot hoping for a lucrative non-job as an ‘expert’ on poverty when Labour return to power.

News flash: with shitstorms like the Curry’s thing, she’ll have a long wait. Her reputation is tit as befits her slop offerings.

 

[MediumLoad]

I suspect she’s waiting for the dust to settle on her reputation so she can re-emerge as St Guest of the Povs again. Either that or she’s toadying up to Starmer’s lot hoping for a lucrative non-job as an ‘expert’ on poverty when Labour return to power.

News flash: with shitstorms like the Curry’s thing, she’ll have a long wait. Her reputation is tit as befits her slop offerings.

Given how " intensely relaxed" Labour appears to be about unattributed copying of other people's work, she might be in with a shout yet.

Rachel Reeves "I found those excerpts in a puddle."

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Hey Big Dave George Michael, what eats all of guest’s invoices when they’re carelessly left by the brambles next to the shed?

Jung-dajung-ajung-a-jung-jung, junga-jung-a-jung



“Well, I guess it would be mice”

oh my god

 

[TheCat'sMother]

Hold up. The ”recipe” says…

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Scrape out the flesh, mash and return to ‘it’s earthy shell’ (btw duck off Guset, you’re not Mom and never will be)

Anyway, the picture looks suspiciously (i.e. definitely) like a beetroot that’s just been quartered in the bowl and the topping added? So which is it?

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Schrodinger's beetroot dearheart.

I like beetroot, but find it turns all my food pink, which is not appetising at all.
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My guess is she wrote the "recipe" first and then when she tried to make it (for the photo obvs, not out of any culinary curiosity) she found out that beetroot does not have the texture of potato and abandoned her own recipe.

I would agree. She simply has no idea.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Or reactivated accounts?

Yeah, I know it will look like I’m defending her but I don’t think we can trust this +1, +2, -1, -2 be it followers, following or tweet number as evidence of Jacktivity unless we can identify something new or something that’s gone.

There are just too many people deleting, reactivating, going through their own tweets (which affects retweets) for a cull.

Jack History shows she rarely has the restraint to act stealthily so I think our working assumption should be the tiny drifts are Twitter/X/Hell site foibles unless the people who follow her can come up with a new tweet/something specifically deleted/a definite new follower.

 

[BeardyBap]

Her mortification at not being recognised was delicious. Especially the way she clumsily tried to save face by saying it was because the tatts were covered up.

And in the hated daily mail as well! I don't think I've laughed so much since 1998.

I've actually started to believe she's spot on about the sleeves thing. Between how anonymous she looks and the fact that she's forever changing her hair to a different colour/shape/wig, out of context I wouldn't recognise her without her one constant - sleeves rolled up to display crap sailor tatts. Yes, I'm saying I'd be fooled by Jackie down the food bank. Me and the Daily Mail Showbiz Desk both, to be fair.

Anyway, the picture looks suspiciously (i.e. definitely) like a beetroot that’s just been quartered in the bowl and the topping added? So which is it?

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Wait, where was this dish photographed, beside her on the middle cushion of a leather sofa? Is that an a-print under the fork?

 

[GazpachoPolice]

Hold up. The ”recipe” says…

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Scrape out the flesh, mash and return to ‘it’s earthy shell’ (btw duck off Guset, you’re not Mom and never will be)

Anyway, the picture looks suspiciously (i.e. definitely) like a beetroot that’s just been quartered in the bowl and the topping added? So which is it?

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There’s also a fabulous misspelling of beetroot halfway through.
“Beertroot” indeed.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I feel slightly delicate this morning and that beetroot thing might tip me over the edge