Jack Monroe #549 Two different one's in three's

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FFS thanks, I think!

What’s the wider context of “Just scampered nekkid into the background of a Zoom meeting and overheard my (influential ex-) fiancée discussing the program she’s making about Greenham Common, so I quickly googled it on Wikipedia and now I’m outside the local estate agent’s wondering how I can protest the fact I RENT and get LJC to televise it!”

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Pretty sure that was Fish Day.

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Oh bleeping hell I can do that one! 😡 🤢 that’s when she lived RENT FREE in her mate’s lovely house (that mate was selling) at the end of 2013 (after inveigling herself into Popo fiancées place for 3-4 months before this) and this wannabe winsome whey faced insufferable attention seeking spoiled pampered bleep did a fake pov post about BRRRRR cold houses with BIG WINDOWS and BARE FLOORS where she treated us to her frankly repulsive laundry habits.
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Oh bleeping hell I can do that one! 😡 🤢 that’s when she lived RENT FREE in her mate’s fancy house (that mate was selling) at the end of 2013 (after living with Popo fiancée for 3-4 months) and this wannabe winsome whey faced bleep did a fake pov post about BRRRRR cold houses with BIG WINDOWS and BARE FLOORS where she treated us to her frankly repulsive laundry habits.
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First up, wannabe winsome whey-faced bleep is 👩‍🍳 👨‍🍳 💋

And eww, your leggings will be dirty if they're inside jeans. Unhygienic creature.

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To be truly honest (and I hope the canal can forgive me!) when I saw just the headshot I thought she actually didn’t look too tit for once. The autumnal colours suit her and the shape of the glasses suit her whatever shape her face is in that picture (she edits so much I no longer know which is her true face shape).

But then I saw the full shot and duck knows she must have got dressed in the dark as per.

Nah, she looks like the
bleep
she is.

Sorry, I’ll have a word with myself and not do it again 😔

ETA tbh I have feck all decent dress sense myself and probably look like I had a good roll round in the local BHF charity rejects pile most of the time so I’d ignore any opinions I express about clothing and colour choices 🤣
 
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First up, wannabe winsome whey-faced bleep is 👩‍🍳 👨‍🍳 💋

And eww, your leggings will be dirty if they're inside jeans. Unhygienic creature.
See also “SLEEPING ROUGH in a car park” from an exhibition by the same morally repugnant attention seeking artist.
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Sooo frikkin cute the pic’s there twice, and soooo kind of her brand new full time THE NEWSPAPER job (end feb) to give her this self-publicity
 
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See also “SLEEPING ROUGH in a car park” from an exhibition by the same morally repugnant attention seeking artist. View attachment 2535718View attachment 2535729View attachment 2535735Sooo frikkin cute the pic’s there twice, and soooo kind of her brand new full time THE NEWSPAPER job (end feb) to give her this self-publicity
This is a vile and manipulative piece of writing. Textbook guest, centering herself in the story. She's supposed to be writing about homelessness but ends up writing lies about herself.
 
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Has Jack really got 22 separate Cotswold items or some of these duplicates? None of these is a bed or sofa or fridge which are all bulky and basic necessities. How massive IS her bungamansion exactly to fit all this clobber in?

It does blow my mind. The expense but also the overconsumption.
The full list of Cotswold furniture, as observed in her own photos and curated by thatforensicman, is in wiki2. Some items she has pairs of, some may have been rehomed but replaced with others.
 
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See also “SLEEPING ROUGH in a car park” from an exhibition by the same morally repugnant attention seeking artist. View attachment 2535718View attachment 2535729View attachment 2535735Sooo frikkin cute the pic’s there twice, and soooo kind of her brand new full time THE NEWSPAPER job (end feb) to give her this self-publicity
I'd love to tell her about the time my Harold and I were homeless for 5 months. He ended up sleeping in the garage he was working in and caught pneumonia, was in ICU and nearly died.
That's one of the many stories I have of being an actual person without a home, I nearly lost my husband of 20 years because of an overcrowded rental market.
Stick your beanie up your stupid a, Jack. You haven't the foggiest what it's like.
 
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I'm a bit disappointed no one asked about the middle photo on the collage tbqhwy, so...

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('Nobody's going to see it' - we were still wearing masks)


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At the train station. Coat has been removed because IT'S bleeping SEPTEMBER.
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I'm a bit disappointed no one asked about the middle photo on the collage tbqhwy, so...

September 25th, 2020:
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('Nobody's going to see it' - we were still wearing masks)


At home:
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At the train station. Coat has been removed because IT'S bleeping SEPTEMBER.
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I don't recall this Jack! She looks like she's trying to do an amdram Anna Karenina... Actually, that kind of fits with the whole 🚂 thing.
 
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I'm a bit disappointed no one asked about the middle photo on the collage tbqhwy, so...

September 25th, 2020:
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('Nobody's going to see it' - we were still wearing masks)


At home:
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At the train station. Coat has been removed because IT'S bleeping SEPTEMBER.
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Ahahaha she's wearing half a polar bear in Sep in the southeast. Silly bint.

Whenever I see the sleeping rough post I think about how everything guest describes is freezing and/ or battered. I'm sure there's been a battered jacket for example but when I went looking for it I found THIS. I've never seen this before. Omg. It's from the holier than thou "I'm the most moral vegan" phase. Complete also with "scrawled" "promptly" and "resplendent" and also not really being a recipe but more of a serving suggestion 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢
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ETA oh god there's more. I hadn't read the actual recipe. Two pages to say "bake a beetroot as if it was a potato".
The all purpose " put it in soupsstewscurries", lots of popping things gently and carefully, bottled lemon. Also lol at "beertroot" #professionalwriter

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I was at a gallery opening tonight.. and it was lovely to see that ian rankin sponsored part of the refurbishment. Softly, gently. A giver not a taker

Jackie, it coulda been you
 
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Ahahaha she's wearing half a polar bear in Sep in the southeast. Silly bint.

Whenever I see the sleeping rough post I think about how everything guest describes is freezing and/ or battered. I'm sure there's been a battered jacket for example but when I went looking for it I found THIS. I've never seen this before. Omg. It's from the holier than thou "I'm the most moral vegan" phase. Complete also with "scrawled" "promptly" and "resplendent" and also not really being a recipe but more of a serving suggestion 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢
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A 'hefty' beetroot.
 
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Ahahaha she's wearing half a polar bear in Sep in the southeast. Silly bint.

Whenever I see the sleeping rough post I think about how everything guest describes is freezing and/ or battered. I'm sure there's been a battered jacket for example but when I went looking for it I found THIS. I've never seen this before. Omg. It's from the holier than thou "I'm the most moral vegan" phase. Complete also with "scrawled" "promptly" and "resplendent" and also not really being a recipe but more of a serving suggestion 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢
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ETA oh god there's more. I hadn't read the actual recipe. Two pages to say "bake a beetroot as if it was a potato".
The all purpose " put it in soupsstewscurries", lots of popping things gently and carefully, bottled lemon. Also lol at "beertroot" #professionalwriter

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I don't know why, but her constant use of "your" instead of "the" really grates my beetroot.
 
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