I know how to make soap out of large thanks to Fight Club. I think they tell you how to make explosives too. Or you could just use Jack’s air fryer recipes.
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We used to rent from an elderly Italian bloke who left all his homemade soap (not soup) when we moved in. It was rock hard and wouldn't lather at all.
We left it there when we moved out and it's probably still there now, sitting all sad and cracked in a trough in the back yard.
I have an A Level in Chemistry, and did the first year of a degree in it, I know all sorts of tit that I don't want to explain on a public forum
Google tells me I shouldn't use an air fryer to make soap, or put soap in an air fryer. Disappointments never cease.
In the early days of air fryers I was perennially seeing the cleaning “hack” of putting hot water in the drawer with washing up liquid, enough to cover the trays they come with - and then instead of letting the drawers sit for a few minutes on the side/draining board before emptying and rinsing (most are ok to do this with, obviously frauen should consult their manuals etc etc) putting them back in the air fryer and running it to clean the fans. The mind boggles.
Can affordCan afford weighty gammon joint. Can't afford soap, so make it out of the rind. Make that make sense, someone?
Cotswold Furniture
400 Cotswold Company small sideboard (living room, blue)
229 Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
799 Cotswold Company chester dove grey writing bureau (similar)
849 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak dining table
399 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak storage bench
2396 2x Cotswold Company chester dresser
1529 Cotswold Company chester grand dresser
299 Cotswold Company bookcase (porch, used for manky wooden photography boards)
800 2x Cotswold Company small sideboards
499 Cotswold Company chester dove grey wine console
599 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard
699 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard (wine rack version)
800 2x Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak hidden shoe storage bench
730 Cotswold Company chester dove grey extra large dresser top
369 Cotswold Company chester dove grey shoe storage bench (bathroom)
999 Cotswold Company chester dove grey grand sideboard (for extra large dresser top)
249 Cotswold Company Westcote Blue Coffee Table with Drawers
849 Cotswold Company Westcote Inky Blue Extra Large Sideboard
1299 Cotswold Company Westcote Cream Large Double Larder
319 11x Cotswold Company standard delivery (22 investment pieces, say 2 pieces per delivery)
400 Cotswold Company small sideboard (living room, blue)
229 Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
799 Cotswold Company chester dove grey writing bureau (similar)
849 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak dining table
399 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak storage bench
2396 2x Cotswold Company chester dresser
1529 Cotswold Company chester grand dresser
299 Cotswold Company bookcase (porch, used for manky wooden photography boards)
800 2x Cotswold Company small sideboards
499 Cotswold Company chester dove grey wine console
599 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard
699 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard (wine rack version)
800 2x Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak hidden shoe storage bench
730 Cotswold Company chester dove grey extra large dresser top
369 Cotswold Company chester dove grey shoe storage bench (bathroom)
999 Cotswold Company chester dove grey grand sideboard (for extra large dresser top)
249 Cotswold Company Westcote Blue Coffee Table with Drawers
849 Cotswold Company Westcote Inky Blue Extra Large Sideboard
1299 Cotswold Company Westcote Cream Large Double Larder
319 11x Cotswold Company standard delivery (22 investment pieces, say 2 pieces per delivery)
Can we expect some tin-rattling from guest to spaff her funds on this?
Plaid shirted “STONE DYKES” aplenty!
That’s so many pics of STONE DYKES I honestly got confused and thought we were studying flood control measures in the Netherlands there for a second.
I made a nice collage of Jack rocking a scarf x
I used my new rice cooker today and made the chicken and rice dish suggested by @Lumpyspaceprincess 
Added peas, onions and peppers along with the curry powder, plus tarragon. Was really quick to do and went down well. No slop here!
Added peas, onions and peppers along with the curry powder, plus tarragon. Was really quick to do and went down well. No slop here!
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Has Jack really got 22 separate Cotswold items or some of these duplicates? None of these is a bed or sofa or fridge which are all bulky and basic necessities. How massive IS her bungamansion exactly to fit all this clobber in?Can afford
CAN’T affordCotswold Furniture
400 Cotswold Company small sideboard (living room, blue)
229 Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
799 Cotswold Company chester dove grey writing bureau (similar)
849 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak dining table
399 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak storage bench
2396 2x Cotswold Company chester dresser
1529 Cotswold Company chester grand dresser
299 Cotswold Company bookcase (porch, used for manky wooden photography boards)
800 2x Cotswold Company small sideboards
499 Cotswold Company chester dove grey wine console
599 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard
699 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard (wine rack version)
800 2x Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak hidden shoe storage bench
730 Cotswold Company chester dove grey extra large dresser top
369 Cotswold Company chester dove grey shoe storage bench (bathroom)
999 Cotswold Company chester dove grey grand sideboard (for extra large dresser top)
249 Cotswold Company Westcote Blue Coffee Table with Drawers
849 Cotswold Company Westcote Inky Blue Extra Large Sideboard
1299 Cotswold Company Westcote Cream Large Double Larder
319 11x Cotswold Company standard delivery (22 investment pieces, say 2 pieces per delivery)
Make that make sense, someone.
It does blow my mind. The expense but also the overconsumption.
Do you even need a hack for an air fryer? Mine is the easiest thing to clean in the kitchen. What the duck are they doing with them?
bleeping hell Marm that’s a new one on me.
Refusing to make the most of this opportunity, she insists on alienating the entire viewing audience with her “interesting” bonding with Louis Walsh cos of her Irish ancestry, and her John Lewis Christmas-ad style honking mashup of the entire Unforgettable Fire/Joshua Tree/Rattle and Hum albums in 2 mins 20 seconds (interspersed with 5 mins of crushingly low self esteemed chit chat about herself).
ETA congratulations, Jack. I didn’t think it possible but it’s literally just dawned on me that there IS a bigger bleep than Bono in the world.
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Jack, nobody has a jaunty top lip without fillers. Vanity, not poverty.
FFS thanks, I think!
What’s the wider context of “Just scampered nekkid into the background of a Zoom meeting and overheard my (influential ex-) fiancée discussing the program she’s making about Greenham Common, so I quickly googled it on Wikipedia and now I’m outside the local estate agent’s wondering how I can protest the fact I RENT and get LJC to televise it!”
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