Pretty much. Fingers crossed for a Halloween chaos. Go on Jack, buy a plastic cauldron and put it on the stove to cook some slop in.
Oh I would actually love to see her on one of the "celeb" versions of Bake Off- there's generally one or two people on there that I have to google, so she'd fit in by not being an actual celebrity anything
You just know there are some gammons out there who do smell like they wash in pig skin soap
Ah, thanks. Still doesn't make sense but now I know the context and realise it's not me that doesn't understand what's going on.
That makes even less sense than expected.
It's funny because Jack always needs (need's?) help with apostrophes as does the person who is responsible for 'one's and three's.'
I have an image of the freshly washed squig running up the street pursued by all the neighbourhood pooches, soundtracked by Benny Hill's Yakety Sax.
You *could* make soap out of pork large, but it's a massive faff, massively smelly and is probably dangerous given some of the chemicals involved.
Can't imagine why anyone would.... a bar of Palmolive is only a quid or somefink.
That's because you're not a smol pov pixie! Thankfully
Something to be grateful for.
Or she makes her own sweeties out of nail clippings and used plasters and hands them out to wee trick or treaters and then the parents come after her.
I've been reading this as "soup" the entire time. I'm not dyslexic, but clearly my brain refused to accept the idea anyone would make soap out of pork large since we're not medieval peasants.
Because literally everything reminds me of a song (and I contend that this *is* on topic, given what I'm replying to):
