Jack Monroe #535 Sic Transit Gloria

[Orphan_Black]

Toot toot, it's Friday and new thread time.

Jack posted a weird arse photo of herself with a new haircut, Fraus mithered on what she looked like most. They were not people you'd want to be compared to.

Jackie is still mostly scampering in the shadows and not really doing much.

She has the Edinburgh talk on Monday, possible train chaos incoming.

Don't forget our Wiki is full of Jack FACTS, please try to stay on topic and go well, pals.

 

[Clovis]

Toot toot, ninnies!

 

[Orphan_Black]

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Toot toot, ninnies!

Yeah, there would have been riots if it wasn't the title Going all Oprah; prizes for everyone.

 

[Emmapism]

Jack got this haircut. Some said she looked like a medieval serf. They were not wrong.

The Fraus came over all Peaky 'I wish I was' Blinder and mithered away. She's back in Celery Town on Monday and based on ticket sales many many chairs will be empty.

ANOTHER EMPTY CHAIR IN ANOTHER HALL or wot!

 

[Foxvint]

Jack get down there with Daves gun pronto.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

She's yesterday's news. Yesterday's darling of the left. All that remains is the foul and cruel conwoman she always was.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Jack get down there with Daves gun pronto. View attachment 2372641

Jack is pro shoplifting though!

 

[Foxvint]

Jack is pro shoplifting though!

Billy Big Bollox would be shaking like a shitting dog if she ever witnessed any crime or disorder. She saw someone pissed in a bear garden (the scandal!) an decided they'd mugged her. She does a big brave by wearing makeup on the internet only.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

John Craven's not very interesting Newsround.

A mention in the Express yesterday:

From 'f*** off to France' to 30p meals– five times Lee Anderson enraged the Left

Lee Anderson has dominated the news headlines this week over his comments on illegal migrants but the Conservative Deputy chairman and former Labour activist is a past master at annoying the Left.

www.express.co.uk

Apologies if this was posted in the last thread, I did do a search but couldn't see anything.

 

[Five hundred dogs]

Jack get down there with Daves gun pronto. View attachment 2372641

Plus ça change.

 

[MavisBeacon]

John Craven's not very interesting Newsround.

A mention in the Express yesterday:
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From 'f*** off to France' to 30p meals– five times Lee Anderson enraged the Left

Lee Anderson has dominated the news headlines this week over his comments on illegal migrants but the Conservative Deputy chairman and former Labour activist is a past master at annoying the Left.

www.express.co.uk

Apologies if this was posted in the last thread, I did do a search but couldn't see anything.

But I thought Jack told us the Express was owned by the Mirror and totally leftie now???

 

[I'm not actually here]

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Jack got this haircut. Some said she looked like a medieval serf. They were not wrong.

The Fraus came over all Peaky 'I wish I was' Blinder and mithered away. She's back in Celery Town on Monday and based on ticket sales many many chairs will be empty.

ANOTHER EMPTY CHAIR IN ANOTHER HALL or wot!

And that is why she won't take SB. It'd be too in his face how she isn't who she makes herself out to be. Not to myself but as a single parent I often had to take my kids to events I spoke at, in school hols especially. At one event, weirdly, I got a standing ovation. Cue very proud sprogs (and me!).

Guset would have to make up (and keep up) wild tales of why so few people showed up. (Like, guerrilla Tattle midges closing the bridges?!) She's prob hoping for an impromptu transport strike in Scotland....

I don't think she will show as the likelihood that somebody will have bought a ticket who wants to expose her increases with every event she does. Look at that Downfall clip... None of us fraus know who did it and the creator hasn't afaik come forward and claimed the credit. Her critics etc aren't all on Tattle or TwitteX out in the open at all.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Plus ça change.

I was thinking that too. The Who's Quadrophenia album reference the seaside fights between mods and rockers too. Its bizarre to think that anti social teens didn't really exist until the 1950s. Was gang culture in the UK essentially created by the influence of rock n roll and films like The Wild Ones and Rebel Without a Cause? It's a shame for the local people and wildlife. Guest should ride out on her dad's big gun to blow vape smoke at them. She can wear her stab vest and kick some shins. I'm sure that will scare the teens. No, wait, I have it. Mass cook slop on the beach and threaten to feed it to the young team. That should put the fear of slop into them. They will never misbehave again. In the US they have scared straight. We could have scared of slop in the UK.

 

[I'm not actually here]

Billy Big Bollox would be shaking like a shitting dog if she ever witnessed any crime or disorder. She saw someone pissed in a bear garden (the scandal!) an decided they'd mugged her. She does a big brave by wearing makeup on the internet only.

bleeping love the idea of her in a bear garden!!!

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

But I thought Jack told us the Express was owned by the Mirror and totally leftie now???

They’ve clearly never forgiven her for her crappy lard loaf, asda reformed turkey crown and enthusiastic descriptions of her grandad chomping on turkey leg bones article. If I’d paid for that, I’d harbour a massive grudge too.

 

[MavisBeacon]

Maybe she'll catch up with PR Vix while she's up there? Sounds like Vix's solo standup show is going down a treat (ETA and also not on on Monday 14th when guest is speaking - that middle Monday is such a dead day on the fringe) https://theweereview.com/review/vix-leyton-antihero

 

[Hold my beans]

She's yesterday's news. Yesterday's darling of the left. All that remains is the foul and cruel conwoman she always was.

She should be 2013's news but has somehow managed to keep herself in the public eye. You're right though, that's all that remains - a conwoman. She's worked her way through every trait picking up followers along the way but she's done now. There's nowhere left to go, no personality left to assume and no one left to defend her

 

[TrolleyParton]

..."food activist and writer"...

 

[Dr.CM]

She should be 2013's news but has somehow managed to keep herself in the public eye. You're right though, that's all that remains - a conwoman. She's worked her way through every trait picking up followers along the way but she's done now. There's nowhere left to go, no personality left to assume and no one left to defend her

She'll do what Narcs do - reinvent herself / re-present herself / do a geographical / glom onto someone and call it a 'relationship' or a 'collaboration'

I'm astounded that she managed to pull LJC for as long as she did. LJC seems like such a lovely person, the perfect partner material, why did she go there with guest? It baffles me.

 

[Five hundred dogs]

She'll do what Narcs do - reinvent herself / re-present herself / do a geographical / glom onto someone and call it a 'relationship' or a 'collaboration'

I'm astounded that she managed to pull LJC for as long as she did. LJC seems like such a lovely person, the perfect partner material, why did she go there with guest? It baffles me.

But what if no one is interested? She has nothing to offer either a potential romantic or collaborative partner, the only thing she brings to the table is slop and dissent.