Jack Monroe #523 Everything she does is pointless busywork that solves nothing

[Sack Monroe]

I’m quite bored at home and have an empty evening ahead of me so I could really do with a chaos tonight. I have tonic in the fridge just waiting for gin and a lovely curry defrosting so it would be a great combo.
Also - guess which Frau is off to celerytown next week?!
(Off topic but if anyone has any recommendations of places to stay within 1.5 hours of C Town itself for a couple of days then please let me know. Sorry mods)

Gullane, North Berwick, or Dunbar are all nice seaside towns in different ways

 

[Landslide]

Monroe Backstory

I read her HH2 then read HH1 and realised HH2 was a copy/pasta of HH1, few words/sentences changed interchangeable and thought "you lazy mare, you couldn't write a new blog post" so googled her and found myself here. That HH2 post made the scales fall from my eyes. Scammer

I think that having never ever been in poverty in the first place and so successfully and profitably getting away with making it all up the first time round, she didn’t understand that having been in the public eye for a decade as a (likely highly) paid and (apologies) well known ‘author’ and (huge apologies) ‘campaigner’ people might’ve had *questions*. She thought she could boil up her soap and unscrew her lightbulbs and give the Patreon a good old rattle and the world would respond, once again, with ‘poor jack, here’s some cash’ because it was never true in the first place

 

[Captainmouse]

Just for the newbies (used to have newbie Tuesday on one forum as that's when they could post)
She was caught wearing a watch that was released in March 2022, the year of summers then HH2 beg. No light bulbs, no hot water, boiled soap.
£7400 , bet she is furious about this
As I said I'll post this once a thread as it's abhorrent.

Do you have its recent sibling arrival breightling?

 

[Lazarus]

I’m just going to find the F&D thread and pop over there to ask for some advice about nails, if anyone’s able to assist, could you come over in a few minutes please?

 

[Notmycat]

Is that Twitter or Instagram? @Lazarus

It was there for me

 

[Captainmouse]

I nearly did "knickerless" then opted for this username

Noobie here. Thank you so much, it's great to be here. Have grunked most of the JM threads since last July and it's been laughter/fizzing & hooting. I'm honoured to be in such esteemed company. I love the slopalong threads and to all of you who braved making the slops I doff my hat (not a pigskin Stetson).

Go well pals

Have the recently hatched ninnies enjoyed the annual sloppies?

 

[Bellaboos]

Anyone else getting this when looking for her:
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Came up fine for me just no. Tweets are still protected

 

[Landslide]

I’m not sure it’s quite rivalry but I do think it all stems from the fostering. From her parents descriptions in various articles singing their praises it sounds like it was a particularly chaotic house as they (or certainly big D at least) prided themselves on taking “challenging” children - there are descriptions of being on their third front door and a sink pulled off the wall amongst other things.

From everything Jack has said and given away about herself, this sounds like an environment that genuinely would have been absolute hell for her and it is hard for the bio children in that situation to speak out sometimes because all they tend to get is “But you’re so lucky compared to X, don’t you know what Y has been through, you should have compassion!” which I believe she got and is the cause of the resentment that absolutely shines through whenever she talks about fostering.

Her parents fostering is obviously admirable… but everything they and Jack have said makes me believe it was awful for Jack. None of this justifies what she does now obviously, but I reckon it’s where it’s all rooted.

ETA: and I also believe that apart from the behaviour she did struggle with attachment, even if her description of sharing a bedroom isn’t accurate - look how fast she goes from 0-Marriage with everyone who she shags, clear attachment issues there, I can see her getting attached to certain foster children and then being genuinely heartbroken over and over when they were then moved.

Spot on. I sometimes feel very very sorry for her. I have to remind myself that, whatever happened to her, she’s now a lying thieving narcissist grifter that would take Oliver Twist’s last pumble.

 

[friedeggswithmetalfeagmen]

She bliddy LOVES herself, doesn't she?

Someone has to, hahahaha.

 

[MavisBeacon]

i am obsessed with all these new fraus show up speaking in fluent Jackie-lingo - i wonder if any other thread has had so many delurkers appear this week?!

ps can we please stop wishing for jack to be disinvited to Greenbelt? i just want to hear her sing again

I've been unfaithful with the Frauen over in the Lucy Letby threads and there's been a big wave of BNE- fluent folk over there too

 

[Lazarus]

How does she manage to sew with the CLAW.

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Where’s the caption that went with this pic please? It was 🫣🫣‍

 

[Captainmouse]

I imagine that her parents and wider relatives are generous to her and SB because they don't want to be accused in print of stopping her breathing and that SB's father gives her a regular monthly amount to keep her off his back ticking over.

Also, I wonder about this Breitling bling, did she really have it as far back as the weekend in Dordrecht (sp?), if not, where's it come from? That's a very flashy gift indeed.

How can she even countenance wearing it publically when she's on the beg and wearing that repulsive povo jumper - she's got no conscience or morals or even paranoia? Anyone normal in her shoes would be like OK I'm making my living about living on the breadline, I've grifted my patreons, I'm writing about not being able to afford my rent, better not wear that watch anywhere in public.

She’s brazen with the tiffs

 

[MurielSnark]

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Thanks Marmalade.

This seems like another oddly specific made-up origin story to explain away some mad eBay spending. I shall reserve judgement. WFK?

 

[Nurseali]

Spoiler: Completely off-topic mither

I once lived on the street where most of that documentary was filmed (though the shop was actually on the corner of the next street along). Lembit Opik MP lived a few doors down. Not very working class, though still a bit down-at-heel by guest's standards.

Ooh did you ever see him and that weather girl playing chess naked?

That is all I really know about Lembit Opik

 

[KnackeredKneckbeard]

Yeah Jack, sure you were off to a themed party. No way did you dress up for a couple of amateur pictures then take the whole stupid getup off again…

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And I’m sure your son found these pictures hilarious, I can hear the raucous laughter from here. God she is just beyond cringe.

Yeah Jack, sure you were off to a themed party. No way did you dress up for a couple of amateur pictures then take the whole stupid getup off again…

(I wonder if these heels got her close to 5 feet 3.2 inches and how Bambi like the smol pixie was when she managed to get off that chair).

And I’m sure your son found these pictures hilarious, I can hear the raucous laughter from here. God she is just beyond cringe.

Yeah Jack, sure you were off to a themed party. No way did you dress up for a couple of amateur pictures then take the whole stupid getup off again…

(I wonder if these heels got her close to 5 feet 3.2 inches and how Bambi like the smol pixie was when she managed to get off that chair).

And I’m sure your son found these pictures hilarious, I can hear the raucous laughter from here. God she is just beyond cringe.

"(I wonder if these heels got her close to 5 feet 3.2 inches and how Bambi like the smol pixie was when she managed to get off that chair)." Depending on how tall she claims she is, 5ft 1.7" or 5ft2.3", she'd be teetering at 5ft 7.7"/5ft 8.3", as high as the Towering Inferno where Elmo lives.

 

[Saltfish84]

I used to be an active member of DS many years ago and had a little following at one time (because outrageous, but sadly they changed)

There’s many a DS exile here…

You had a following? OMG you’re Mr Blonde aren’t you?!

 

[Onestorytoomany]

@Sideboard Bob i was tongue in cheek joking about the shagging. We all know the only thing she is after is a good burger-a-thon

 

[overdueanadventure]

Do tell, what's the "sugar hack"?

 

[Gnomic Gnome]

Lol remember clean-shaven-neckbeard John who we briefly and erroneously thought was married to Cathy Newman? He’s sniffing Jack’s moist seat volunteering at Greenbelt. Cranks of a feather godbother together and that.
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(No squig as 27k followers.)

I think “John” starred in Home and Away. Too much 1990s Aussie lingo there. Was he Tom?

Sorry for the random posts. I’m waiting up for an emergency plumber and passing time with a slug or ten of

 

[Cookiecookie]

Jack may have knocked her eye, there may have even been slight swelling and bruising, but the urban decay 'black eye' will never not be funny.

I had a black eye at the same time, and mine was definitely not shiny!