Jack Monroe #478 “Well perhaps you should have kept your legs shut!” chortled Thomas

[Captainmouse]

Your montage reminded me of someone...Candy just add a dodgy wigView attachment 1965035

jeez that first one

 

[TankGirl]

I thought you were joking, until I saw the evidence provided by @lilykestrel Good grief, she's so bloody boring!

Me too!

 

[HotesTilaire]

I’ve just told my husband this joke but I can’t find the picture of Monroes crumpets… anyone got it to hand

Jack Monroe #450 Slop! Hammertime!

I wanna see creamy crabby pasta so bad as the sentence alone makes me have feelings I shan't however download And I know I am a technodim if I try it will show as a success for her as I will do it wrong 🤣 Oh got it’s crab sandwich paste switched in instead of the salmon paste isn’t it!

tattle.life

too short

 

[HotesTilaire]

Yeah, I didn't fancy trawling back through either.
Good point re the specificity. I'll go report my post.

Oh yeah, didn’t even think of your post.
Has the Velocity Bimini Inscrutable been finished yet?

 

[stunrw]

I've been BUSY!

JM has a word for that: SHANT

 

[Bellaboos]

Is Georgie famous? As far as I know, just Emma’s partner. Does she do something well-known in her own right? I mean this is really stretching the idea Allegra or Jack are / were famous by analogy but as I say I think that was the intention.

Sorry not really sure. All I know is she had something to do with Little Mix. But not exactly what

 

[StillLucilleBluth]

Drinking while cooking, especially while cooking slop, reminds me of Sandra Lee's cooking shows - not sure if they aired overseas. This is a classic, the Kwanzaa cake, which one reviewer called "an edible hate crime".

This is quite remarkable. Is it a joke?

Also, lollllll that Americans sell “pie filling”

 

[Mrsoverall]

ANYWAY:

Spoiler: my favourite

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Oooo these look delicious!

 

[Poula Pooka]

Surprised she hasn't compared herself in the most dramatic way possible. "As somebody who knows what it's like to be driven out by hate*, my thoughts are with Nicola as she bravely, powerfully, gracefully handles her resignation. Look after yourself oh powerful woman"
*and have your finances heavily scrutinised due to fiddling them

Sorry if I've accidentally stolen what's in your drafts, Jack.

Maybe she'll think she needs to go and save the Scots (God help them...)