traumatised sideboard
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Y'all are over a year late to the Jack As Fish party.
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Nonah
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She looks like the sad-face teenage boy in a “THEY SENT MY BOY HOME FROM SCHOOL BECAUSE OF HIS HAIRCUT” local news story.
Serafina Pekkala
Active member
I'm sorry Dear Valio. But I SHAN'T.
I'm still hoping for....
Dramatic Pause....
It should never have been missed the first time! Still fewmin.... why I'm so invested I really don't know...
Now, do fuck off pal
I'm still hoping for....
Dramatic Pause....
It should never have been missed the first time! Still fewmin.... why I'm so invested I really don't know...
Now, do fuck off pal
BenignNarcissist
Well-known member
Just listening to this absolute nonsense... I was hungry and thirsty, were you there? - Greenbelt
"I couldn't write a CV on my computer because I sold it ... I was lonely ... so I started blogging, writing about my life on the internet"
"I couldn't write a CV on my computer because I sold it ... I was lonely ... so I started blogging, writing about my life on the internet"
Veronicaaa
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hytuhh
Chatty Member
When she says "...with a child to take care of alone", isn't it funny how she has this massive circle of friends who gift her expensive items, tattoo her for free, groom her dog for free (may be wrong on that one but you get the gist). So she went from having literally nobody (not even her family or father of her child) to now being the most popular and fortunate person with a massive circle of friends. Riiiiiiiight. OkIt’s August 2013. Jack wrote Hunger Hurts in July 2012 because: “My son had gone to bed having had the last bit of tomato sauce and pasta out of the….”
(It’s just 18 seconds in, so you don’t have to listen to the monotone whine for long)
Nottonightbabe
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streby
Chatty Member
I still want to know how the VBI's going to help anyone (in the unlikely event that ever actually appears). How does knowing exactly how much cheaper beans used to be help the people who can't afford beans? Knowing the exact percentage increase in bread over the past year doesn't make bread today any cheaper, does it? Everyone already knows that everything's got more expensive. So I don't understand how this mythical price index would help anyone? Honestly confused on this, send helpos.
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DianeAbbotsMojito
Chatty Member
Hubble, bubble toil and trouble! That Man has got a thrifty TV series commissioned and one of the drippy stans is suggesting Jack sues him.
That's right. Sue him. Can you patent cooking cheap dinners? Either way I bet JO's will actually look and taste really good and like something you'd actually want to eat. God bless him.
Oh boy, Jack is going to have a fucking shitshow of a breakdown when she tries to swan back onto Twitter all gentle and nonchalant and sees that no one's really arsed where she is bar about three nans and that That Man has got all up in her niche.
lilykestrel
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Yet apparently that is THE VERY DAY she and Louisa first encountered one another and the sparks flew…
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sizeable bank accountknickies is to feed them repulsive pasta slop?
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Handy in prison - Queen Bee in Cell Block H was top dog with the steamer. It always makes me think about that episode of The Hills when LC used her hair straighteners to steam her fancy dress for the Crillon Ball and ended up burning it, unsurprisingly.tattle.life
Mind you, she seems to be lesbian pastaslop 2 for 2 (a 100% track record, like the 1 out of 1 libel cases) so needless to say she TEMPORARILY had the last laugh. Until THEY LEFT that is.
" It is homely, comforting, nourishing, the culinary equivalent of a soft warm body wrapped around your own. It delights, it satisfies, both firm and tender, messy and irreverent, hot and saline and sticky and sweet, and so much more than the sum of its parts.
It took her a month to pluck up the courage to tell me she doesn’t like pasta, but I love her regardless."
Babe what's wrong, you've barely touched your messy and irreverent pasta
Nottonightbabe
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I'm sad Dramatic Pause didn't make Fred title. Might flounce 
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Valiofthedolls
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I cannot believe that Jack immortalized this traumatic event in stollen and “stray pots of cream lying around”. What a sicko.
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kachoochoo
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my not exactly accurate contributions to jack as fish, but it's made me hoot. TOOT TOOT
Valiofthedolls
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jenny2603
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Valiofthedolls
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I feel confident in saying that she stole the entire outfit from Mutiny on the Bounty-era David Essex
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And DEFINITELY
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ChickenPorridge
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Remember when Silver spotted the eye patch in the background of a photo last year? 
