Jack Monroe #466 I'm heterosexual so I'm buying a guinea pig for Gary Wilmot

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Oh Frauen I appear to have chaosed the other day — I wished everyone a happy VBI-nniversary on Thursday/17 threads ago (delete as appropriate). But the blessèd day is actually today (praying for an apparition )

I won’t apologise because I am clinically incapable, also am EXHAUSTED from unnecessary sofa surfing and skip diving, leave me alone, let me breathe pal, etc.

I did, however, cover a large stack of (otherwise untouched!) Thrifty Kitchens with a new Dr Rupy in Asda yesterday in penance.
 
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Those who need a stairlift can often qualify for it via a grant from the local authority.
The problems with that are Jack doesn't actually need help, she can't apply for things on account of her CPTSD and if she did fill out a form the EVIL TORIES would scrawl SHUT YOUR LEGS across it with the blood of a freshly sacrificed poor and send it back to her.
 
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And also she doesn’t really need it so if she did apply, it would come out that she’s not got a need after all, she wouldn’t want to risk that

How dare she? She’s had plenty of work this year; she openly goaded them, bringing attention to the video etc etc - nothing I can say here that nobody knows.
now she’s making out this has damaged her??
My thoughts exactly. She can fuck right off.
 
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Jack's rattling the tip jar again:

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Oh I thought she might try this. She's pretending her reputation is in the toilet because of 30p Lee and pals. This isn't true. Her reputation is fucked because she's a grifter and people on Tattle noticed and started documenting her lies and scams. Then other people started repeating the stuff they'd read here and it's been pretty much hilarity on a daily basis ever since.
 
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Glad you didn't suffer permanent injury or disability (although where there's blame there's a claim and all that...) I ACTUALLY have a stair lift although not a spendy one- I got it second hand from someone who's nan no longer needed it after a hip replacement and paid a gardener I knew with a big pick up a few quid to transport it (installed ourselves as it's only a couple of screws in the stairs), but Jack wouldn't know about disability equipment because she's a cosplayer in a world where she can function without them...
 
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As soon as those poor squigs announced they'd got their refund I KNEW she'd be on the surreptitious beg a few days later. She is utterly shameless
 
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I feel that, to truly repent, you need to drain pasta with carabiners and an old t-shirt.
 
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As soon as those poor squigs announced they'd got their refund I KNEW she'd be on the surreptitious beg a few days later. She is utterly shameless
I wouldn't be surprised if some stans had already paid back the refunds for Jack. "Here is some money to help you out after those awful Tories bullied you into refunding them. Thanks for all that you do Little Jack, you are an inspiration"
 
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