Jack Monroe #465 Unlike Jack Monroe, Jacinda Ardern doesn't need emotional support sideboards

[Top Trumpd]

I believe so - it will belong to either the original owner or to the licensed waste carrier. She won't have had permission to take it.

Quite

 

[Whatisgoingonlol]

Hello hamily! I lurk on Paul's threads quite a lot but it's proper grim reading over there atm, Jack's much funnier.

Yeah it's grotesque. This one has me absolutely rolling frequently

 

[Hunsgraveyard]

Last time I went to it was just after it had closed 🥲
Sister Bliss DJing good times back in the day

I met OH (who hasn't LEFT) at an afterparty there.....

 

[stunrw]

Bit risky given her landlady lives next door.

For all we know, she could be filming the Nerflix adaptation of Beastiality Through The Ages in her house as (a) it outsold Grifty and (b) I wouldnt put anything past her

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Jack Monroe #466 I'm heterosexual so I'm buying a guinea pig for Gary Wilmot

Thread title nominated by @Lumpyspaceprincess and coined by JennyNumNums. A singsong under a bridge to the tune of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang to you both. In the last thread, Jack had a meet cute with a busker, downplayed her ancient sideboards (not a euphemism) and was still on for suing 30p...

tattle.life

I did the new thread. May have buggered up the nommed title, wasn't sure if gak was allowed, sorry Mrs O x

Can ask a mod to change it x

 

[ForgettyBetty]

I wish I could tender steam I wish I could… it’s out me in some film, about a perfect American family but they’re cannibals, can’t remember the name of it …

Parents
"What's for dinner"
"Leftovers"

 

[itsnotmereally]

Well she will need a credit check for broadband! Didn’t she have trouble recently for this?

Jack may be ok if staying with the same provider.

 

[ChactFecker]

I don't have the time to catch up.


But going by her recent tweets, we have had:

Little Jack Miss-Andryo followed closely by Jack Miss-Hetero

Honestly, pick a fucking lane you incredulous cock womble!
The BIB i'm self nominating for Thread Title.

 

[stunrw]

Had some huge, massive, hard looking dogs in. Soft as shit. The tiny cat sized ones? Oh dear lord some of them were savages.

To quote my learned colleague:

 

[GazpachoPolice]

I read that as mystery todger ....

Sounds about right…

 

[Captainmouse]

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Gone?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

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[Marmalade Atkins]

I clearly did. I read the tweet the reply and the counter reply. I thought that was the thing about jack. The tricksy posting, whatseves she’s bothered for the last two years and I’ve enjoyed reading these threads particularly having a man OH who does have RA and knowing what it’s really like compared to her comparison but obvs I haven’t passed the tattle test which is is a shame as you have all made me laught for the last two years.

I'm not sure what you're confused about. The photo was first posted on December 27th.

 

[BurgerLaBill]

Bit risky given her landlady lives next door.

You're right. I'd forgotten about that.

 

[secretuser12040]

What’s the new tea?