Jack Monroe #444 Jack's constant inner conflict over wanting to be simultaneously envied and pitied

[Thank(space)you]

Oh she’s taken a right nasty turn now. I hate this part of the chaos

And a partridge in a pear tree

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Mice probably eaten it

 

[Livia Fantasy]

It’s blatantly run by a misogynistic man and they’re pretty much a conspiracy theorist as well.

Yeah he's a fucking weird one. Blocked long ago.

EDIT: Originally said account was suspended, my mistake - I mistyped the username. Still active

 

[Nurseali]

Love this. She'd make a great deranged preacher. The 1 in our town used to tweak your nipples if you said you were a sinner not a winner. Fun for all.

That made me laugh a lot

 

[Captainmouse]

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Patrons now paying £0.77 a month

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Literally, actually, what language is this please?

 

[Whaa?]

What site have the screen shots been taken from?

 

[SnowyCal]

Those two aren’t the same are they? The first (with content on) doesn’t have the chaise bit. Unless she is doing the reverse photo thingy.

Same photo just reverse I’m sure cause the fabric looks the same

 

[Cookiecookie]

Jack, if you are reading this, and I know you are...

I'm assuming Agent Adrian suggested that you start actually doing some promotion on twitter, such as providing links to the book etc.

I'm pretty certain that he didn't mean sending links to the very people who you claim are trolling you, you daft mare.

Hint: they aren't going to purchase a copy.

Or if they do, it'll be to laugh at.

I'm not volunteering as tribute though. Being in the upside down, it would take too long to get here.

 

[NellieBoo]

Don’t you need Wi-Fi for ring doorbells or CCTV? My sister monitors hers by phone but it’s reliant on Wi-Fi unless Jack has a heckin big computer set up like a Hollywood thriller.

I'm now imagining Jack with a panic room complete with a bank of cctv cameras and computers.

But yes, I think you do need wifi for most CCTV now. I've got a camera on a weak spot in our home. I monitor it through an app and get movement notifications too.

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

Ngl, I kind of like them, but that's because they remind me of the Bay City Rollers of my misspent girlhood.

You make a good point about the Bay City Rollers though. On Jack, I think it's the zip for me (and the fact they clearly don't fit her very well, based on the bunching). It's just not doing it for me.

 

[That Forensic Man]

It's the chain that confused me - the tiffany one doesn't look like the one on Pesky Blinders necklace

Is she showing off a Christmas present?

 

[zetta buttons]

She has (or had- the velvet one has gone I think) 4 fucking sofas?

 

[zetta buttons]

I’m desperate trying to find the sofa and it’s not on DFS, costswold or John Lewis!

Those two aren’t the same are they? The first (with content on) doesn’t have the chaise bit. Unless she is doing the reverse photo thingy.

 

[GoLando]

Surprised that the ~forensic- research didn’t pick this up before taking the plunge with the tin can hack:

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TWENTY FIVE MILLION??? What the fuck? I don’t know ANYONE who has injured themselves on packaging ever?? Who are these people??

 

[imBUSY]

I found some more Grifty Kitchen preview pages on Google books, recipes include:


Banana peel pancakes

FTLOG

 

[NellieBoo]

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Just… no.

Oh look it's Bill.

 

[Captainmouse]

Why didnt she get any of these jobs? I mean maccies should be a shoe in they hire kids out of school she has Experience..

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tattle.life

 

[MooBelle]

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That's the one.
Thanks Bri x

 

[SnowyCal]

Need to find the pics of content on the couch for reasons

Eta is she at her mams.

Is she saying she was at a party when going bush on twitter today.

I've had wine and I'm no keeping up.

I’m desperate trying to find the sofa and it’s not on DFS, costswold or John Lewis!

 

[GoLando]

I know we all find her SB revelations[/lies] upsetting. A Tattle enthusiast squig posted an extremely upsetting post of her waffling bollocks on that parenting site. Genuinely upset me and wish all her stupid fans would cop the fuck on.

Was it a post by her on mn?