Onestorytoomany
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No words.

Does she mean a musiln cloth that babies spit up on. People making propet curries have been doing this for years... honestly!
No words.

Don't worry. Neither does she.I tried the blocked twitter reply thing. You can’t switch accounts mid reply it’ll just save to drafts. Have no fucking clue what she’s on about.
Or “at cross purposes” with or “in inverse proportion to”. Someone buy her a bloody dictionary.She means doing a 180 from her mood doesn’t she?
(Loving the fact that Jack thinks perpendicular means 180 degrees).
FTFYGood she seems to havegone for a nappassed out in the corner in a gak fuelled haze, anyone for tiddlywinks?
I believe you’ve found your answer, MarmWHY IS HER FLY DOING THAT? Why isn't it straight?
No one wants to touch her unruly labiaJack is trying to make herself untouchable.
I've managed to wangle myself a fish slice from the last list, guess I'm not as much of a povvo as I thought I wasWtf how are oven gloves on the second list of things to add in the future yet a permanent marker and jars of assorted sizes made it to the must haves?![]()
I think that one may be dead in the water, tender one xIt had better not be, I am hoping for the poverty memoir which promises to be the funniest thing ever written. Just chapter after chapter of Jack making wild shit up and throwing tantrums about Iain Duncan Smith.
That's not her
Need to find the pics of content on the couch for reasonsYou were a few moments premature tender one x
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She didn'tplease stop
We don't have green tartan trazzers on the stocktake
We do have that £1,260 worth of Tiffany though
Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it. George Costanza.
It’s really likely she’ll have to go all in and lie through her teeth… at the high point the DM and other press are gonna rip Guardian apartI am getting really excited about this Guardian article, lads. Something is afoot.
Quoting myself like a knobbier to say wtf chaos on top of chaos my favourite kindJust terrible ! How is this even a published book ! God and she’s so so unbelievably boring to boot![]()
Being bisexual is more edgy these days because the queer community is not always accepting of them. But also 90% of middle aged white women that want to sound more interesting (that i know) say they are bisexual.Jack is not coy about the pronouns of her ex-partner the way she is about her current (or latest — forgive me if not totally up-to-date) one, because having previously dated a woman is on-brand (gay, queer, lesbian etc) but being in a heterosexual relationship is… well. Not very edgy at all. So lots of non-specifics about the boyfriend the way there weren’t about a previous girlfriend.
Lest there be any doubt, I mention this given I’m a lesbian myself and I’m used to people trying to seem very controversial by appropriating my space or lifestyle, and merely comment for finding Jack’s attempts to make herself interesting, very boring.
Yeah - did rosemary just pay them a fee to process the complaints short termThey've not even added her to the website. I wonder if they're just doing this book because Rosemary SNAPPED and then will softly, gently drop her.
Doesn’t that just sum her up. What a bone idle cunt!Now she's hopefully fucked off (until 4am-ish) I've had a closer look at the Grifty Kitchen screenshots that were posted pre-chaos.
You've all already covered the unfettered insanity of the "tips" she's come out with and the laughably manipulative dedication ("this one will get us our Forever Homenow go and put another jumper on, mamapapa can't afford heating") so I SHAN'T talk about them.
A couple of the recipe photos looked a bit familiar, but I thought "Jack started writing this book three Prime Ministers ago. She'll have actually put some kind of effort in as opposed to recycling recipes that have already been published, won't she? ...Won't she?"
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Between the regurgitated recipes (which were utterly SHITE even the first time round), the groundbreaking tips such as "if you need a jar for something, use an empty jar that originally had something else in" and potentially lethal advice re: stabbing tins and gluing dishcloths, this is truly going to be a contender for the worst book she's ever produced. I knew it would be bad, but not this bad. Considering she had to go back to do edits for the better part of a year, what completely unpublishable state must it have been in before!?