Jack Monroe #441 Congratulations on dispatching items you sold

[Veronicaaa]

<Doing some Big Maffs quickly in my head so feel free to correct me if I'm wrong because when I do Big Maffs in my head I look exactly like this>

This means that around 3,000 people think she doesn't deserve the award? That's quite a lot of people, isn't it?

 

[Spooons]

Popping in to say WTAF.

 

[FrumpyCat]

I'm deducing that the reason she couldn't get her delivery changed is that the lost flat is far enough away from the crappy bungalow that it would be on a completely different delivery round.

And from the way she's talking about it, she's the subject of that Guardian interview, she's not writing it herself, so she won't get paid for it, it'll be a promotional thing for Grifty Kitchen.

And I am deducing it didn't happen, and Jack is deploying Cute lol 'what am I Like' Jack to distract from something else.

Possibly being dumped by her agent, until she can think of a way to blame it on trolls.

Eta if it is true, I am waiting for the Mumsnet - My purchaser ordered her Christmas online food shop to be delivered to my flat. AIBU to tell the cheeky bleep to duck off and give the shopping to the nearest foodbank?

Replies - yes, and withdraw from the sale - they will be a nightmare to deal with.

If I had an account I might do it myself.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Rental places don’t fall through constantly like this. Didn’t she say one was damp? Only that would show on a conveyance wouldn’t it? If you were BUYING. And why offer to host family Xmas in a tiny tiny so smol new place you were moving too? Room for a dining table but not your own bed? Right Jack. Right.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Rental places don’t fall through constantly like this. Didn’t she say one was damp? Only that would show on a conveyance wouldn’t it? If you were BUYING. And why offer to host family Xmas in a tiny tiny so smol new place you were moving too? Room for a dining table but not your own bed? Right Jack. Right.

But even if it had been delivered to the crappy bungalow, she says she still wouldn't be hosting Christmas, because of not having a table and chairs. Apparently she only realised this yesterday?? Did she have to call everyone she had invited to say she just remembered she's unable to do Christmas round at hers? And they'd have to make other plans?

It's all lies anyway, no point trying to make sense of it.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Another poll...perhaps she can win this award too (she is just beating Jolyon atm)

 

[Ablemabel]

Well that was my first actual live night time chaos due to my cold.

The house triangulation stuff gets right on my wick. Jack is by no means the only Zeleb to post multiple videos/photos of their homes- what are they all thinking? With zoopla and Rightmove it must take about 5 mins to triangulate. Correct me if I'm wrong, but over last 2-3 years we've had the I've moved! pics. Multiple pics of kitchen, dining room, hallway, garden, bathroom, bedroom,garden, talk of tennis balls in the garden, rhe massive eucalyptus tree, the Garage and outbuilding, a literal live tv show from the kitchen plus numerous failed attempts at instagram lives from the dining room and garden shed. I mean COME ON.

I do thing people in the public eye are beyond foolish to do this. I know they are trying to cling on to their 'fame' but you don't need to share this stuff. I swear I could draw up floor plans of some peoples homes.

ETA: balls to that shop chaos. As others have said you can ring up and cancel. Would a delivery driver seriously hand over goods to someone stood outside? Seems a bit of a stretch to me!

 

[DavidZero]

“Strong independent Woman who does so much good”

Knocks me sick, it really does.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

She's trending on the hellsite so there appears to be a load of fawning mats on there patting her head and saying what a good little girl she is. Turning my stomach this morning. I'm going back to bed

There's a lot of critics rising up out there too though!
Also

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Hmmmm, really?

🥹 I’m just a fierce lion mama give over hun you’ve sold his image and full gov name to the tabloids time and time again and given him an irrevocable web presence as a hungry and starved toddler and child of a compulsive liar and money thief. We have spent YEARS imploring you to stop taking photos of the inside of your house, your external door handles and keys, and describing your house to the point where someone who can’t understand what it means when google maps tells them to go north can find you and all ur CCJs. None of us want you sharing content about that incredibly vulnerable traumatised child - eg you discussing the contents of his underpants to your glasto stage audience. Take some accountability for once in your tit bleeping life??

I’m pretty sure we’ve even had threads suggesting things you can do with him and places to take him we’re so desperate for you to give a duck about the poor kid so don’t subtweet us about child safeguarding cos it’s not us you wanna worry about it’s YOU.

 

[Saltfish84]

This has been an enjoyable and infuriating chaos as ever!

Thanks for keeping me sane Fraus, I’m off to collect my food order from M&S in one of the biggest city centres oop North (what was I fooking thinking?) so pray for me….

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Amending the order and changing the delivery address are different things. I’m sure if you rang them it could be sorted.

Son is so vulnerable he goes to a school in a completely different town…right. Using her son as a shield. Nice Jack.

 

[Lazarus]

But even if it had been delivered to the crappy bungalow, she says she still wouldn't be hosting Christmas, because of not having a table and chairs. Apparently she only realised this yesterday?? Did she have to call everyone she had invited to say she just remembered she's unable to do Christmas round at hers? And they'd have to make other plans?

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It's all lies anyway, no point trying to make sense of it.

BiB for next thread title.

 

[BurgerLaBill]

She's trending on Twitter right now.

 

[Fleasyweezy]

A wee reminder that voting for The Sloppies is open.

The Sloppies Voting 2022

Place your votes for your favourite Chaoi

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Completed but have now been alerted to other chaoses, lies, photos that I was previously softly, gently, blissfully ignorant of. A full four days of grunking beckons; much more fun than watching rit tv repeats & I won’t even have to fight with the OH (who hasn’t left) over who has control of the remote. I shall just surface periodically to top up the Prosecco & to give my bleeding eyes a rest.

 

[springstudy]

Oh duck that. She’s ridiculous. I know more about this literal child than some of my own friends kids. Because jack is the one who consistently posts tit about him, his personality, his needs, his habits and how annoying he is. She’s the only person I know on Twitter who even has a bleeping nickname for him because she refers to him that much for her followers. No, you don’t get to reveal personal information about yourself and him when you’re being manic and attention seeking for your ego on Twitter only to then play the victim card and pretend you’re some helpless person being targeted, everyone who knows tit about you Jack knows against their own will, head.

 

[L3moning]

Tesco are 11.59pm the night before delivery - delivery charges vary

Ardent Pendantry, but I use Tesco, and it's actually 11:49pm (might actually me 11:46, now I think about it). Which makes less sense, but still.

 

[binkbonk]

Presumably SB stayed over last night, so she's taking advantage by getting him to carry her shopping round all afternoon before he goes back home...

You called it

 

[Veronicaaa]

You called it

Yes absolutely. Doing a 12 hour grunk having already read Jack's twitter timeline is constantly like -

 

[mich81]

Ardent Pendantry, but I use Tesco, and it's actually 11:49pm (might actually me 11:46, now I think about it). Which makes less sense, but still.

You are much more forensic than I dear one and I believe you are right, my recent texts say 11.46pm

So we know she’s not using Tesco.