Some poor sod in a TINY flat in Southend is in for a treat today. A parcel of mung beans, tinned peaches, hessian sacking and gold glitter. Mmm.
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Tbf I wouldn't be surprised if SB is officially a LITERAL VULNERABLE CHILD due to his mother's antics.
I just hope we're correct and he only has to deal with her once a week at most.
I just hope we're correct and he only has to deal with her once a week at most.
It will miraculously delivered to her current bungalow because the delivery driver saw her name and thought, “that one don’t live ‘ere, that one’s raaaaand the corner” and somehow, amazingly, save Monroe Christmas.
I'm deducing that the reason she couldn't get her delivery changed is that the lost flat is far enough away from the crappy bungalow that it would be on a completely different delivery round.
And from the way she's talking about it, she's the subject of that Guardian interview, she's not writing it herself, so she won't get paid for it, it'll be a promotional thing for Grifty Kitchen.
And from the way she's talking about it, she's the subject of that Guardian interview, she's not writing it herself, so she won't get paid for it, it'll be a promotional thing for Grifty Kitchen.
So she was planning to be moved by now but her tenancy isn't up until February. She also confirmed she has the date on her calendar to put in her notice.
Does that mean Jack was going to pay for two places at the same time? For several months??? THAT is privilege.
Have always rented. The most overlap I've ever had is a few days - to clean the new place before moving stuff in and to clean the old place after everything is moved (to make sure I got the deposit back). I'd see anything more as a huge waste of money. I couldn't afford to anyway!
How can she afford all that? Really makes you think
Does that mean Jack was going to pay for two places at the same time? For several months??? THAT is privilege.
Have always rented. The most overlap I've ever had is a few days - to clean the new place before moving stuff in and to clean the old place after everything is moved (to make sure I got the deposit back). I'd see anything more as a huge waste of money. I couldn't afford to anyway!
How can she afford all that? Really makes you think
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In the tweeting chaos, I completely forgot about that.
So we have the article fun on the 2nd and then the book fun on the 5th. Going into bookshops and secretly looking at the horror that is Grifty Kitchen. Such fun awaits the New Year.
She'll just need to roll her sleeves up, they'll recognise her
This is in place of the Guardian Q&A which was pulled due to
Ooooooo a Christmas chaos - how bloody exciting!!! Off to tackle the crowds at the supermarket then I’ll settle in with a mince pie and catch up. Good times!!!
How can she possibly one-up diva.pdf with its alcoholic relapse and suicide-baiting tales of woe?
Personally, I'm crossing my fingers for Evil trolls forced me back on the game.
Personally, I'm crossing my fingers for Evil trolls forced me back on the game.
I used to be part of a shopping forum, and sad to say that was really common, that and bottles of vodka
Expensive stuff so you could bang a few of them in, reserve your slot and then amend when the new offers came out
Was at my dear nan's care home yesterday and sorted all the Take A Break, That's Life, Woman's Weekly etc in the lounge area. Jesus christ, even their bull coverlines are no match for Jack Monroe's tall tales
She should just give up grifting and become a salaried buller for one of those mags!
We got a delivery of 2 bottles of whisky once for exactly that reason.
I once went to the pub ‘just for one’ the day my food shop was due to be delivered. Accidentally got a bit pissed and decided to stay longer. Called up the supermarket and explained that circumstances had changed and I wouldn’t be home to accept the delivery. They cancelled it and didn’t charge me. It was at most a couple of hours beforehand. I call bull. (Ps not my finest hour, I know, but
= chaos now and again).
A VULNERABLE CHILD who you'd give access to your Twitter and its many alleged trolls? WTF.
I couldn't follow the chaos properly last night due to my still DEAD broadband, send efficient openreachos 
. Based on her waffling, I'm not sure who needs to take the floor first, Jimmy or Bing?
So no doubt she's going to use this Guardian piece to complain about trolls/abuse/smear campaigns again? Likely claim death and r*pe threats, yet again? Breakdowns aplenty, and a nice addition of SB the human shield and his breadcrumbed additional needs (so private
). It's all getting rather tired as a response, isn't it? bleeping groundhog day.
. Based on her waffling, I'm not sure who needs to take the floor first, Jimmy or Bing?So no doubt she's going to use this Guardian piece to complain about trolls/abuse/smear campaigns again? Likely claim death and r*pe threats, yet again? Breakdowns aplenty, and a nice addition of SB the human shield and his breadcrumbed additional needs (so private
). It's all getting rather tired as a response, isn't it? bleeping groundhog day.Though it’s been a wild ride over the past couple of years I didn’t expect it all to start unraveling this quickly!
However
However
She's trending on the hellsite so there appears to be a load of fawning mats on there patting her head and saying what a good little girl she is. Turning my stomach this morning. I'm going back to bed
That was quite a ride, thanks Jack. There's so much bull spewing from her it's hard to pick any one thing to talk about...thankful for the canal who have discussed everything
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