Jack Monroe #441 Congratulations on dispatching items you sold

[I steal names]

I can’t keep up pals. Is she now *not* moving into the place where she can paint the walls in anything other than pure brilliant white?

Wonder what the ex landlord thought of her totally revamping a kitchen, black paint and all

 

[Terrible]

I’m inclined to think the spread in the gruniad is a complete load of made up (veiny) balls. When has Jack EVER done a Photoshoot or interview without several twitter posts before, during and after? We’d already have been treated to a getting ready drama, a train drama, a make up preview, cost of outfit, and several @ posts to the poor interviewer.

hmmmm

 

[Nonah]

I can’t keep up pals. Is she now *not* moving into the place where she can paint the walls in anything other than pure brilliant white?

Wonder what the ex landlord thought of her totally revamping a kitchen, black paint and all

WHO bleeping KNOWS

 

[Terrible]

Also, I’ve got an order coming tomorrow as well (me and half the country). How can you’forget’? I’ve gone in and amended it about fifteen times today (and went to Aldi at 7am) -had the place virtually to ourselves, AND they have those hideous triple slow cookers in!

 

[Walkdengirl]

Yes Jack, why phone the store to explain and ask them to amend the delivery address when you could cause a massive inconvenience to some poor unsuspecting stranger instead? Not that I believe this happened anyway.

If this really has happened I hope it's a Frau's flat that it gets delivered to. Real life chaosing!

So she will be sat outside some random persons home for an hour or two? Let's hope they're not early or late with the delivery.

She could of course phone them up and explain, just because the deadline for adding to it has gone doesn't mean you can't ring and try and sort it out

 

[shugabug23]

I’m inclined to think the spread in the gruniad is a complete load of made up (veiny) balls. When has Jack EVER done a Photoshoot or interview without several twitter posts before, during and after? We’d already have been treated to a getting ready drama, a train drama, a make up preview, cost of outfit, and several @ posts to the poor interviewer.

hmmmm

Maybe that’s what the Wednesday wig was for!!
The shopping thing btw is 100% balls. It’s the start of the Christmas grift. Her and SB cold alone and hungry on Xmas day without even a table to sit at. Waiting on all the thirsty neck beards et al to be juuuuuuust pissed enough and annoyed at the kids & missus to send Jackie a few bob so they can tweet and tell her. Then have a tank over her flowery response

 

[jenny2603]

So she will be sat outside some random persons home for an hour or two? Let's hope they're not early or late.

She could of course phone them up and explain, just because the deadline for adding to it has gone doesn't mean you can't ring and try and sort it out

Phoning up and trying to resolve it is no use for doing a big meltdown tweet about missing the order and having a big festive beg, though.

 

[Phillipa78]

She's never going to shake this off. No Matt how hard she tries.

 

[Mendacious Trumpet]

Cranky toddler Jack up past her bedtime is my favourite Jack

Is it too early for nominating you know whats?

TELL ME I AM A HERO

 

[bizwizz89]

She forgot her Christmas (Slop) shop

 

[Phillipa78]

She's never going to shake this off. No Matt how hard she tries.

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ETA matter not Matt! But I left it in anyway, because I'm TERRIBLE!

 

[Onestorytoomany]

















Sorry if I’m too slow with these. She’s such a bleeping snippy, manipulative bleep































Edit: argh I think I’m doing a screenshot chaos, this is why I don’t post much! Send competencyos

I have fallen on love with this squig. Heres some cream for that burn pet. Also its reallt telling she actually had to ask people to vote for her.
Imagine getting pity likes.

 

[MistyWindows]

Maybe that’s what the Wednesday wig was for!!
The shopping thing btw is 100% balls. It’s the start of the Christmas grift. Her and SB cold alone and hungry on Xmas day without even a table to sit at. Waiting on all the thirsty neck beards et al to be juuuuuuust pissed enough and annoyed at the kids & missus to send Jackie a few bob so they can tweet and tell her. Then have a tank over her flowery response

They won’t get a thanks though, they’ll be lucky if she even likes their Tweet.
There’s going to be some blue balls round the neck beards’ this Christmas

 

[I steal names]

OMG, was she actually Tiny Tim Cratchit all along?

 

[jenny2603]

She's never going to shake this off. No Matt how hard she tries.

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Just a reminder that it would cost her £20 to get rid of blue squig.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Maybe that’s what the Wednesday wig was for!!
The shopping thing btw is 100% balls. It’s the start of the Christmas grift. Her and SB cold alone and hungry on Xmas day without even a table to sit at. Waiting on all the thirsty neck beards et al to be juuuuuuust pissed enough and annoyed at the kids & missus to send Jackie a few bob so they can tweet and tell her. Then have a tank over her flowery response

It’s so Roadside Mum

 

[Amanda Lin]

Sorry I didn’t have time to get to the shops this year but I’ve peed in a jar for you. It’s to remind you of the time we went to see The Aviator Movie.

What do you mean get out??? I got this tip from the author of Grifty Kitchen. You know the one love, you’ve seen her on Lorraine.

 

[EnglishRoseIrishRover]

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For added romance, make sure you collect the water downstream from the nearest sewage outfall...

I am behind by a few pages but LJC- why does she insist on creating so much bleeping clutter?

 

[Mr Krabs]

Imagine Jack showing up at your nice new home with her big rucksack and a shopping trolley.

Oi you’ve got my Christmas dinner. Give it back. Well at least hand over the gold spray I need it for my trifle.

 

[fairylights2000]

With the old Tesco online shop, you can change up to midnight the night before. Must be different with Waitrose.

Waitrose is 8pm the night before, sainsburys 11pm. Not sure about asda/others