CocoCottesmore
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*excitedly* has she been?
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You were brought up wrong.I like wet stuffing
You don't but it does read as if she wanted to make OH jealous and/or make others believe their relationship was more serious than it wasJust a little reminder that you don’t have to have a partner to be pregnant.
I see almost every fun story she tells through this lens. Whichever way you look at it, she comes out looking at best like an edgelord. It's pretty tragic.This 100%.
The quoted part, so many examples of this going back to her earliest public utterances. See also the horrible reminiscences she waxed lyrical about in his “obituary” after her grandad became DEAD, about him being a complete cunt to her mother while they both laughed and laughed about it.
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If this is true, he’s a fucking monster and she’s a complete fucking dickhead for thinking AS AN ADULT that this is acceptable behaviour and something about which to fondly reminisce in a public post.
If it’s not true, she’s a complete fucking monster for making it up and posting it.
If it is true, the apple really didn’t fall very far from DEAD slumlord grandad’s tree, did it?
The thought of Jack doing this is just weird. There’s no single part of her that comes across as willing to help anyone else.Not that I want to do Jack's job for her, but here is some info about cold weather payments for people in certain areas:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63894221
And here is where you can enter your postcode to see if you are eligible:
https://coldweatherpayments.dwp.gov.uk/
See how easy that was, Jack?
It’s waterproof!Would you like my black dylon for it?
Thank(space)you - I wasn’t sure of that reference as “parmentier” doesn’t come up searching her Twitter. It’s even got exactly the same sprig of rosemary FFS!For newer fraus, Jack once posted a photo of of these potatoes as if they were her own cooking, they were clearly the Waitrose ones.
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SS from Soulrebel who is no longer in the canal
I got a keyboard. I can't sing or read music. I should do well then, that is all.Ooh a lovely new sofa thanks
Odds on a wave of deleted tweets today when she finally surfaces?
Solid. Solid as her Slop!Do you know what's as solid as her slop? Her credibility.
That doesn't exactly look like a "small" tattoo to me, but since Jack also claims to be a smol pixie herself, maybe her sense of proportion is skewed....
I don’t know what’s edgier. The Cath Kidston or the Tiggy and Bo handbags which all look like changing bags.Yaaay, I got Cath Kidston, bitch! Right, I’m off to find someone to tell me that white trash shouldn’t breed (or some other lie)
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Wonder how quickly Jack will start mentioning symptoms that sound oddly akin to a certain very rare neurological condition?Just seen sad news regarding Celine. Looks like Jack won’t be singing to her or a hologram of her anytime soon.
Poor Celine regarding illness .
Wonder how quickly Jack can read here and spin this around to her/film herself doing a rendition of Think Twice in the shower?
Aw. Hello little one.Dearest jenny numbers, Old Harold’s parents have just hit the like button on your post so many times they both now have RSI.
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As in: Jack phones her 'friend', her 'friend' looks at her mobile and says "a prick calls"Additional info: It's a pygmy pineapple and one of her best friends calls her Prickles.
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Yeah, come on Jack the ONS and all those economists and statisticians are rubbish.It shrivels my peelings that, in the description of Grifty Kitchen on Amazon, it still says that she's working on the Voracious Bum Infection.
Working from memory only, but I think one or both of them were meant to be involved somehow with the Edinburgh television festival which was on around the same time. Which is why I thought it seemed like a very unlikely impromptu trip and more of a 'work so therefore I can put it down as expenses' trip.I thought it was booked for them as a couple, and she went on her own