i still can’t make that look like a rabbit in my head!Omg, I was just thinking, maybe the red and white bits were added on by one of us ninnies, and it’s somehow become the “official” picture.
I just looked back at the Easter thread and I was that ninnie! I’m so sorry. Jack’s cake was terrifying enough, but the red eyes and tooth-mouth/portal were all my creative work, not Jack’s!
ETA.
So much wrong with all of that. Line of tape on the floor?! Just, no.
I thought to myself: I can’t believe they’ve used such a bad photo taken by Jack! And ninnies, it’s not even hers! They paid someone,Is that an actual alcoplop on a plate? Was she on the red wine and Guinness the night before that shoot?
Like a turtle, without the waterIs anyone planning to pre-order/buy Grifty Kitchen? There's a few things in it I want to see now that probably makes it worth a punt at half price, we could have a communal canal copy.
Despite that being 20p in Jack's pocket I've got a way to make up for it via the slopathon, so no worries there.
@MrsFawlty I don't even know what a tortoise is
Imagine what it would look like if they hadn't paid someone to professionallly make it and then photograph it...I thought to myself: I can’t believe they’ve used such a bad photo taken by Jack! And ninnies, it’s not even hers! They paid someone,
I would imagine, to take it and publish it!
I bet at least one of his friends read this and thought ‘he couldn’t stand you, pal’.Further to “who did she throw a book at” … well, this is one version she tells at a sad time. I believe the other was in an example of how her publishers put up with her
Imagine actually having a hangover and someone gave you that, you’d literally be heaving onto the plate oh my godIn fact, given she has pissed off and Instagram is boring AF, I might go back and look at her recipes and the hilarious comments for lols.
This one is particularly good. The commenters have actually worked the volumes she has used are bollocks and that’s on top of the fact that the recipe is disgusting.
Jack Monroe’s black pudding and carrot hash recipe
This is hangover food at its finest, especially when served with soft-boiled eggs and fried breadwww.theguardian.com
That entire tribute was about how he made her feel. People only have value in how they relate back to herAs usual I suspect this is Jack's version of reality. Authors don't spend that much time with the art directors of their books, at least not enough time to become best buddies with them like Jack seems to think she was.
This exactly. I'd bet every single public figure, even before the world of SM, would have and does experience abuse from what we now call haters, to one degree or another. It comes with the territory, sadly. IMO only an emotionally mature and psychologically stable and resilient person, supported by close & loving friends/family IRL, can successfully separate their public and private personas in order to do their job. If JM was, and had always been, supported in that way would she have spent her time arguing on SM with people she doesn't know? If she was emotionally mature and stable would she be publically threatening self harm? Would she have failed in so many previous jobs, been unable to sustain relationships, had public meltdowns...are there other public figures who act in this way? I don't know as I don't generally follow celebs, I was only interested in JM because I knew her peripherally before she became famous.Pick any month of any year that she's been in the public eye and you'll find her talking about daily harassment, abuse and trolls. It's always been the same, her fragile ego can't deal with anyone not agreeing with her or thinking she's wonderful, so these people get labelled as hateful bullies, for merely saying a recipe doesn’t work. Trouble is, people have believed for years that she actually does get all this abuse; she's managed to concrete this myth that she is a targeted figure.
That’s our Jackie - I can’t see her hiring anyone who would challenge her or moderate her behaviour.She has allegedly had assistants, but she seems to hire by matching levels of incompetence, from what I can see.
For someone who can't afford shampoo I can't get over how many different hair colours and styles she's had in just one year. I'm a man so maybe I'm coming at it from a male perspective where we rarely change a style but all the women I know it's a big deal to have a style or colour change and she can afford to do it seemingly depending on whenever the weather is changing.Morning ninnies! Here's the "Etsy dupes" artfully teamed with the pov jumper back in February (pre-birthday). Lovely video of them swinging round her lug holes, in case it's not already been seen
Jack Monroe left in tears by Asda price reversal after successful campaign | ITV News
Asda said it would stock its Smart Price and Farm Stores ranges in all 581 food stores and online to help its customers with the cost-of-living crisis. | ITV National Newswww.itv.com
The hair baffles me too. I may be unusual in that I don’t colour my hair (I did a few times in my early 20’s but it’s been untouched for at least 15 years. I’m sure I’ll start colouring it again when I go grey though!), but she has had so many cuts/colours/styles. It’s like she has no idea who she actually is and has to reinvent herself every 3 months.For someone who can't afford shampoo I can't get over how many different hair colours and styles she's had in just one year. I'm a man so maybe I'm coming at it from a male perspective where we rarely change a style but all the women I know it's a big deal to have a style or colour change and she can afford to do it seemingly depending on whenever the weather is changing.
Serious, sad Jack, talking about things she doesn’t have a fucking clue about.Morning ninnies! Here's the "Etsy dupes" artfully teamed with the pov jumper back in February (pre-birthday). Lovely video of them swinging round her lug holes, in case it's not already been seen
Jack Monroe left in tears by Asda price reversal after successful campaign | ITV News
Asda said it would stock its Smart Price and Farm Stores ranges in all 581 food stores and online to help its customers with the cost-of-living crisis. | ITV National Newswww.itv.com
ETA: and here, just a week (I think?) before her birthday. What fortune to lose them in the following few days but also to get them replaced by OH.
And gleefully taking the credit for asda reducing their pricesMorning ninnies! Here's the "Etsy dupes" artfully teamed with the pov jumper back in February (pre-birthday). Lovely video of them swinging round her lug holes, in case it's not already been seen
Jack Monroe left in tears by Asda price reversal after successful campaign | ITV News
Asda said it would stock its Smart Price and Farm Stores ranges in all 581 food stores and online to help its customers with the cost-of-living crisis. | ITV National Newswww.itv.com
ETA: and here, just a week (I think?) before her birthday. What fortune to lose them in the following few days but also to get them replaced by OH.
Jack's claim that her grandad charged only peppercorn rent to his tenants really grinds my gears. Peppercorn is defined as de minimis payments. Absolutely no way was Misogynist Grandad renting out his properties basically for free. That was a transparent lie Jack told in a blatant attempt to position her Grandad as some kind of hyper-socialist charitable organisation, when in fact, we have good reason to expect that he was renting out HMOs to fairly vulnerable people, doubtless at the market rate.View attachment 1749772
@Brian Butterfield if Jack is to be believed these are called 'peppercorn rents'
If you had been, as she so charmingly puts it, “dogshit poor” and then were miraculously gifted a recipe column in the Guardian (we should assume this is a pretty well paid gig, right?), can you even fathom the levels of laziness, arrogance, and entitlement to put this untested shite out as a recipe?In fact, given she has pissed off and Instagram is boring AF, I might go back and look at her recipes and the hilarious comments for lols.
This one is particularly good. The commenters have actually worked the volumes she has used are bollocks and that’s on top of the fact that the recipe is disgusting.
Jack Monroe’s black pudding and carrot hash recipe
This is hangover food at its finest, especially when served with soft-boiled eggs and fried breadwww.theguardian.com
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