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Silver Linings

GrunkaLunka said:
I read that, and was squirming with shame over my slight crush based on a gif. He sounded so awful didn't he? He is so intense he can grow the most powerful spot in minutes.
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He is an odd bod. Everyone says he’s lovely but he’s ‘on’ all the time. Even putting aside the scientology weirdness his life is bizarre, he can literally go nowhere where people wouldn’t know where he is. But he sits on the loo and has a poo like everyone else.

Ttying to stay on topic, this is what I don’t understand about Jack. If I even saw a famous person i’d be a big jelly but she’s got the balls to tell Jude Law to sit down (let’s be real this did not happen as stated), yet still wants to keep this normal person narrative. She honestly doesn’t see that once you’re able to do one of these things the other can’t be true.

Oh I don’t know. She isn’t Tom Cruise, I know, but she could be so much more famous with better choices.

tl:dr Tom Cruise is weird but that gif makes him an honorary hausfrau all the same.
 
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MrsOgre

Begborrowsteal said:
Talking of drinking malt vinegar; I remember hating school so much that Id try and make myself sick so I didnt have to go. I mixed vinegar and andrews salts with some other shite and drank it, in the hopes id be ill. Didnt work p
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I would be non stop v*miting every new term of school, by the time I would start after a few days everyone accused me of skiving. Never occurred to me that it happened cos I hated school so much. I've also now got a phobia hence the blocked out vowel.
Edited to add that seeing Jacks cooking doesn't help at times.
 
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Motherwellgirl

I buy basil and coriander a lot for my mums rabbits. I actually really like the smell of basil but I don’t cook with it.

Tom Cruise is a bit clean cut looking.

(Not dirty like Dave Gahan)

Oddly enough the band crush I had growing up was Roger Taylor from Duran Duran

(And he’s still got it).
 
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Begborrowsteal

Oh bless you, people dont realise the stress and anxiety of it all can be so physical!
 
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MrsMappFlint

Way behind here but loving all the unsuitable book posts (actually hooting!)

In my day () it was was Grease , much raunchier than the film and eye popping to a bunch of convent girls
 
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Switchstreetz

Babe, same! ( I hate tomatoes in general though), I always have to disguise their flavour in a sauce with some garlic or chilli, but even the smell of chopped tomatoes makes me so glad I'm not the only one who doesn't like them!
 
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Brian Butterfield

@choccydigestive I'm so sorry to hear about the horrible time your son is having. I can really empathise as our SB had to change schools recently due to bullying (physical and mental) and it was just horrific. Seeing your child suffering and in tears, eugh, honestly the worst. I really hope things get better for him and you soon xxxx
 
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Harrybosch

Oh, just realised, the fabled Puttanesca Funebra (or penne with passata) was the one she cooked and then abandoned and then had a meltdown.

She's such a (insert favourite Scottish swearword)


Also what the fuck does it mean? Whore's (Italian) funeral (spanish) pasta? It makes no sense.
 
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AlphaBeta

Begborrowsteal said:
Talking of drinking malt vinegar; I remember hating school so much that Id try and make myself sick so I didnt have to go. I mixed vinegar and andrews salts with some other shite and drank it, in the hopes id be ill. Didnt work p
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What a shame that you couldn’t have just whipped up a depressipe That would’ve been just the ticket!
 
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choccydigestive

I am so sorry to hear this! Your poor little one. I really hope the change of school has helped May I ask at what point you knew that was what you had to do? Mine hasn’t received physical bullying although threats have been given
 
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Raker


See, that doesn’t bother me, it’s not like DW is himself trudging to his local post box to post books off — this is clearly just a stupid admin error, or an order lost in translation, very easy to put right.

....Unless of course he too is trudging to post boxes, and 99 got lost in the mail.

Does he live in a “pokey” village in Southend?
 
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Lemonsweets91

What the fuck is this? It's spaghetti with tomatoes... Is that really a recipe that is worth making a video of? Also how does she forget garlic and vinegar when it has about 5 ingredients?

Clearly just a way to brag about going to the Groucho club...
 
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MellowD

I am working class and lived in Southend for 28 years. This sounds nothing like a working class Essex accent.

 
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Alansbigplate

Does anyone else feel like suddenly the scales seem to be falling from people’s eyes and looking at these old clips, well it is a little like that Rachel Dolezal still posted earlier- like how did no one SEE it? Hiding in plain sight sort of thing. She really has spun quite the tale. I’m not being awful either but six to twelve months of any experience doesn’t make you an expert. Students go travelling for that long it doesn’t make them Alan fucking Whicker!
 
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