Orphan_Black
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SHE LOST!!!!!
And the shit parody advice is still better than her shit actual advice.View attachment 1661713
Her advice is so so shit that people think the parody account is actually her. If this doesn’t prompt some introspection, nothing will.
Just bringing these tweets here because I remember wondering at them when they were first posted in 2017. They give such an interesting insight into Jack's very unusual state of mind.
And why she can’t afford shampoo, shower gel, her rent, or a decent tattooistWasn't there also a piece of Viv for every book deal?
It'll be whole bleeping new wardrobe for each book deal at this rate. Beginning to see why she needs so many Cotswolds...
Honey badger video - hooted when they mentioned that they have loose skin.
Sir Matt of the Forearms video - how splendid to see him having a fabulous time with his friends, unlike our dear Moaning Myrtle.
Jack, roll your sleeves down and wind your neck in. Zoella's calendar may have been overpriced shite but at least the people who paid for it got something for their money, unlike your Patreons. Oh, and I call bullshit on how you insisted that your book was sold at a lower price or you'd 'walk away' from the deal.
Jack Monroe hits out at Zoella for blaming Boots for price of advent calendar
Zoella's advent calendar has sparked major backlash.metro.co.uk
She has over a decade of claiming that part or all of monies being given/paid directly to her are going to charity, but providing minimal evidence of it actually going anywhere.Thanks dear heart. I’m thinking it must have been the guardian article because i wouldn’t have made a point of reading her blogs at the time. What a liar!
I agree. I wish a journalist or interviewer would pin her down to the mechanics of it rather than let her get away with 'it's coming! I promise!'. At the very fucking least ask her how much longer it will take.Has she changed her Twitter bio re the VBI? She says “creator or the VBI”, rather than “upcoming” or whatever it was before.
I really wish someone would call her out on the blasted thing. It’s obvious that it’s never going to materialise.
Wasn't there also a piece of Viv for every book deal?She bought herself a Kate Spade bag for every book deal *and* Burberry overcoats for some deals as well?? How much of an effing advance does she get? It's not like she's James Patterson FFS.
1. Jack Monroe's PayPal charityPatron of nine charities?
Too early. Sadface.At this point I'm starting to wonder if she's medically incapable of honesty.
Seen that look before somewhere…View attachment 1662629
And she’s off!
Poor guy though. Going through all that in Afghanistan and then having to sit through an awards show with Jack, Little OJ (not a murderer as far as we know) and a bunch of twats who run Pink News.
I hope fleeing guest wasn't calling him a murderer. There is insufficient evidence at this stage to say whether or not OJ is a murderer and it is irresponsible for anyone to be implying otherwise.Might have known. Fancy ruining everyone's absolutely fabulous night at this amazing awards ceremony.
I think she said in an online exchange with Matt Haig that she gets the smallest advance of any smol author ever because she's the biggest victim of all victims ever. Or something like that.Oh, she's definitely lying, but I am still curious how much she'd get for an advance.