That was a genius move on her part.Jack returned to twitter with a tantrum about how the parody account with about 200 followers was trying to get all UP IN HER NICHE. She succeeded in drawing attention to it and they're now up over 1k followers. She blocked them, but not until the delicious limelight was shone on them for long enough to boost their account into the twittersphere. Chapeau Jack!
Thank you for sharing that wonderful, hideous extract.BRAVO, tender one. That is glorious. This part “smiled bright yet Dickensian smiles and scarpered eagerly towards the anchovies on their wobbly malnourished legs” put me very much in mind of this overwritten self serving guff, only yours was much better written, and of course your tale had a happy ending for someone (other than the one where everyone claps, cheers and tells her how wonderful she is).
From potatoes. Awful. Spoilering. Florid prose and ‘destitution’ alert.
Omg these people! The worst thing about this is being called an alt-right wanker. I was in the Young Communist League as a teenager. I'm an alt-left wanker! #truthtellingI'm not sure we'd captured the full thread on this quote tweet of parody Jack, by a Jack Stan. Did we know about the claims of additional security at Hastings festival? Presumably of the private kind and not celebrity po po or MI5.Didn't turn up you say?! #tossers
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She wasn't a big hit though. Barely, if any impact on SM at all. The book festivals twitter got bombarded with questions for Monroe. I think that'll happen far more now. If ITV announced her as a guest on some day time toss TV, their twitter will become all questions and hidden replies and comments off. She's shot the albatross and had it with roast taters.I'm not sure we'd captured the full thread on this quote tweet of parody Jack, by a Jack Stan. Did we know about the claims of additional security at Hastings festival? Presumably of the private kind and not celebrity po po or MI5.Didn't turn up you say?! #tossers
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What an honour and what a prize. The poor children may have rumpled bus tickets but my Jack poetry collection will remain pristine.Thread title by an unknown squid on twitter and Nominated by: jenny2603
Who wins a signed and laminated original hand written copy of Jack's Poetry.
Mind those edges, sharp.
As for recap...
She's Oh So Quiet....
She's Oh so still....
She's all alone....
And so peaceful until.....
Please read Wiki above and obey all Mods at all times otherwise they'll get the hot wax in your top lips.
Yeah but there ain't much a goooooing on right now it seems. Is a chaos brewing? Maybe.. maybe she's learnt to keep her fingers for poking Pumble and not tweeting shite.
Honestly same. I’m sure I could be accused of being many things, but right wing is not one of them.I hope this doesn't count as spamming.
Adrian Mole vs. Jack Monroe:
Lo! The Flat Hills of My Homeland
Jake pulled the collar of his Next black leather jacket up against the cruel wind that blew across the Thames. He stared down into the ebbing water. It was time he did something with his life other than help with famine relief in Sudan. He knew what it was. It was something he had fought against - God knows how he had fought! But the compulsion was overwhelming now. He had to do it. He had to write a novel...
Later in the book, Adrian also visits Greece and writes this astute poem. Is he Jack?
Oh Greece, ancient cultured land.
You wrap around my heart just like
An old elastic band.
Your hag-like women pensioners
Clad in clothes of black,
Are they unaware of all the services they lack?
Will they be content to watch
The donkey with its load?
Won't they want a vehicle
To drive along the road?
Omg these people! The worst thing about this is being called an alt-right wanker. I was in the Young Communist League as a teenager. I'm an alt-left wanker! #truthtelling
I hope reporting the account won't be enough to shut it down? I know parody accounts are usually tolerated, but if they have a large number of reports maybe it'll trigger some kind of action?
And that's if anyone's eyes make it beyond her profile photo. It looks as though her lips are taking over the rest of her face.Imagine going to the effort of changing your banner thingy and then covering part of the quote.
What a sloppy clown
I think it says, Jack Monroe's argument is a fucked one...
I read the article it's from.Imagine going to the effort of changing your banner thingy and then covering part of the quote.
What a sloppy clown
I think it says, Jack Monroe's argument is a fucked one...
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