She must be there now cos I saw the roasties tweet when she’d reactivated. We’re actually watching her trying to rewrite history in real time - what a time to be alive.All mentions of roast spuds expunged from her timeline. (RIP Jack’s mum’s potatoes. We’ll never forget you.)
They’re all there. It always takes a while for the numbers to catch up.
If someone could make a Jack version of this, I'd probably owl champagne until I literally STOPPED BREATHINGView attachment 1622928
All I'm getting from the "very, very carefully" is that she is well aware this can easily turn into a mushy mess. Culinary genius that she is.'very, very carefully, using a spatula, remove the pancake and turn it over'
Or in normal parlance, not to meet some word count criteria and trying to appear cheffy - 'turn it over'.
Jack has also blocked the parody account.She's deleted the tweet telling everyone to report the parody account![]()
First of all Jack, NO ONE thinks that is you.
That Tonkinson woman is on another planet and her relationship with Jack is very...odd. And Rosemary the agent can get in the bin with her as well, abusive bully enablers, the pair of them. Ought to be down right ashamed of themselves.The Bookseller gives one free article per month so some people might be able to access it below.
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Jack Monroe's Thrifty Kitchen and free e-book signed by Bluebird
Bluebird has netted Thrifty Kitchen from anti-poverty campaigner and "national treasure" Jack Monroe.www.thebookseller.com
ETA: Archive Link https://archive.ph/LvFiN
Sculpted by an anon artist from Saffron Walden.IMO Tom Potatoes deserves some sort of one-time Outstanding Achievement award.
Also when she says "I'm really sweary" with the giddy hyena laugh and goes in to pepper the next few lines with swears.She thinks she's being edgy, just like when she jokes about masterbation during her 'talks'. She needs to look up the word inappropriate before opening her gob, or her keyboard.
Right, whilst it's still quiet, I want to throw shit at her smol pixie schtick. I've always thought it was a lie, and she's about average at 5ft 6. Jack cannot be average at anything though and needs to be special and unique in all endeavours of life.Have we ever seen Ann and Jack in the same room? Ann is only 5'1"
I do hope Twitter doesn’t ban it. They can’t really when you consider the Boris johnson parody accounts etc. which were clearly marked as parody acctsHow are they pretending to be you, you absolute nit wit. Do you not know what parody means?
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Jack's Monroe, the first food writer in history to make the onion cryIt will be interesting to see how it fares against Sali Hughes book which really is aimed at the middle classes, imparting such wisdom as how to chop an onion. I guess Jack’s equivalent will be how to make an onion as unappetising as possible
Because I’m an equal opportunity demon whisperer I can’t post @MaineCoonMama’s and leave you unwhispered to, dear heartMy demon whispers 'These hands have made love'.