Jack Monroe #408 All those blue ticks holding her up like Simba

[Menopausal Stormtrooper]

I just asked one of my children if I was cool and received a look that would curdle milk in reply.

 

[jenny2603]

He's as mad as a lorry and he's taking no shit.

A brave squig approaches the ragebeast.

I'M WATCHING YOU SCUM. WARNED.

 

[That Forensic Man]

I think I found where some of the kickstarter copies of cooking on a bootstrap ended up, there's 32 copies visible.
The one facing us is the retail version RRP £16.99 so call it £543 worth.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Frauen and Herren, I've just been contacted by a very legit journalist via Whatdotheyknow.com (front page national press, stories on Epstein etc). Done some due diligence, definitely the real deal.

I don't know what the rules are about stuff like this?

I’d be happy to speak to a proper journo about my previous experiences as an innocent squig being gaslight and lightly threatened into removing a tweet that she didn’t like lol. I’m still pissed off about it I AM SPARTACUS.

 

[Geetbo]

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Been lurking since AM popped up on twitter with the timeline of chaos, so it's about time I popped my plum and said hello. Mainly to keep track of what replies I haven't read yet, partly to call out JM's interminable bullshit. HELLO.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Interesting comment on the BARpod post - I don't want to share much as it's paywalled, but this comment had info that I thought was worth sharing:

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Poor kid, ugh.

That might have been when she broke 46 of the 26 bones in her foot.

 

[Tin Can Crook]

Oh goodness

 

[Tin Can Crook]

She has no nostrils!

HOW DOES SHE SMELL?

Spoiler: Answer

Terrible.

 

[Tin Can Crook]

Somebody's finally said something. Watch her delete it.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

I just asked one of my children if I was cool and received a look that would curdle milk in reply.

My mum once told me I was cool. That should tell you all you need to know about my level of 'cool girl'.

 

[Tin Can Crook]

I was bored so I twitter searched Three Tin Tender and found a couple of squigs who posted their results over the past few years. Horrifyingly they all look drastically different (but all dire).

Spoiler: Slop (WARNED)

@Geetbo, your heroic efforts were noted.

This one was my favourite, posted in 2019.

Reader, squig never did report back on what it tasted like.

 

[houseofhoop]

Remember this?

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24/7 job.
House too small (yes, she's talking about the palatial shitty bungalow here).

Lol

Hmm I recon the lockdown exposed exactly how LITTLE work Jack actually did - and that’s the real reason. It must have been quite a moment when her partner saw what Jacks 100 hour working week actually looked like.

 

[Hollaaa]

We’ve reached our limit on Toms now, any more and it will end up as confusing as the Celeb Gossip thread. We‘ve got Tom Doorley, Tom “looks dire” Tom, and for some reason also Tom Jones.

Sex Tom, Sex Tom
This one's Sex Tom
I know it gets confusing when we deal with more than one.

 

[Sketchy]

I still can't get over her telling the world she 'had to resort to prostitution' to make ends meet. How the hell does her well-heeled, ever-present family deal with that, true or not? That, for me, was a step too far, and would be any parents' nightmare. And as for her toddler being cold and hungry - wasn't the father involved all through his life? Yes, she just went too far. But how does she sit and have cosy roast dinners (albeit with shit roasties) with her family now with those points not having been addressed at any time? Did she not think that sooner or later people would start asking questions?

Was it a case of Monroe (shortly after being 'discovered') saying to her parents/toddler's dad at one time: Listen, I have a chance of making a name for myself here, and making big money, so whatever I say just you all go along with it, ok?

And shame on them all if they agreed to it. And even more shame on them if her story's true.

 

[Pocahontas]

Thank you to @Ooointitot for the thread title, nominating @ChickenPorridge ’s words. You both win one egg, to share.

Recap of last thread:

Jack has been the subject of a podcast (Blocked and Reported) and a Sunday Woman article. She is still off Twitter.

(please add to this if you wish!)

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

JM was going to ask Liverpool fc if she could post about it

I think it was this. Space man was asking if he could share it with the CEO (what?).

Jack eventually opened the box and allegedly sent space man photos which he never received.

10th September.

He seemed a bit... demanding.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Her stupid fucking teeth

 

[usefullyuseless]

We’ve reached our limit on Toms now, any more and it will end up as confusing as the Celeb Gossip thread. We‘ve got Tom Doorley, Tom “looks dire” Tom, and for some reason also Tom Jones.

Tom Doorley is a defender of Jack so for clarity's sake we should call him 'TD no not that TD, the other one that likes Jack' or TDNNTTDTOOTLJ for short. Hope that helps.

 

[Emmapism]

*Walks in, coolly*