Jack Monroe #393 Specialist subject - self

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She's mentioned she used packet sage and onion stuffing mix before.



Stealing a Jewish recipe, arsing it up with a horrible substitution and then making it so observant Jews can't eat it (lucky them, treasure that excuse) does strike me as somewhat rude.
 
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I just had a good old laugh wondering if Jack got her recipe from Vonny "a different spice girl every day" Leclerc seeing as it's a Jewish thing...
 
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I cannot shift the image of madam slipping sexily out of her smelly Doc Martens, with Barry White sexmusic playing in the background. She licks her ouchy teeth seductively and says..."slip me some pumble, big boy!"
Ewww. Must you?
 
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She'll probably be having a special funeral tea at her Tory mum and Marxist Leninist MBE landlord dad's place.
I bet they don’t invite her and from about noon (when she wakes up) we’ll get constant snippy comments on Twitter about how she doesn’t care about the funeral. And nobody in the history of caring cares less than she does. *Continues for 500 tweets* Anyway, why is Asda shut?
 
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NO SUPPORT

Fuck off Jack. You’re the main character in everyone’s lives and I can only imagine the shit you subject them to if they say the word NO to you. Having seen how people run around after the Narcs that I’ve been around, I can well imagine that to you, someone, at some point in your life, told you the word no.

The T didn’t make your voice break because you were either not taking it at all, or were taking something that you thought was T (spoiler - it wasn’t T) from the Snowman. The voice changes are continual for quite some time but it is amongst one of the first things to happen.
 
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So she’s so poor she uses solar lanterns and cooks pumble over a tea-light but will happily waste a stock cube/powdered soup packet, an egg (why just the yolk?) when flour, a knob of butter and a splash of water would’ve made 8 dumplings??
 
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Unsure she realised the meaning of her new Jewish vocab

schmalz - (Yiddish) excessive sentimentality in art or music. schmaltz, shmaltz. sentimentality, drippiness, mawkishness, mushiness, soupiness, sloppiness - falsely emotional in a maudlin way.
 
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Black family member ✅️
Jewish friends ✅️
Lesbian ✅️
Will shag men ✅️
AA member✅️
Not ~really~Anon LOL don't worry, she is keeping everyone else anon though ✅️
RIP HRH, now is not the time to harass ✅️
YO ANDY YOU NONCEY MOURNING ORPHAN BASTARD ✅️

She's covering all angles.
 
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