And Irish, Scottish, southern US dialect, Geordie idioms, basically everything except middle-class Southend
You always know when things are going badly, she starts posting food pics
Like Jack, I'm not Jewish but I feel like I should go and find some Jewish people and apologise to them. I know Jack's slops aren't my fault and it's probably liberal guilt running amok in my head by FFS surely someone has to say something. Haven't the Jews suffered enough, without Jack tormenting them?I’m not Jewish but I think she should keep Hebrew out of her mouth
And worse if she shares the recipe.You always know when things are going badly, she starts posting food pics
Celery, Jerusalem.View attachment 1576565
What the fuckety fuck is this? Some kind of unidentified new lifeform in its larval stage?
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it could be decomposing celery that she's fingered from the fridge.View attachment 1576565
What the fuckety fuck is this? Some kind of unidentified new lifeform in its larval stage?
No. Someone tweeted her about it the other day and she ignored them.Has she commented on Asda rationing their essential range to a max of 3 of each item? Bit shit if you've a large family and only able to do one weekly shop.
She has to be getting cashos from Asda
I don't know if I'm just overtired but I read that as "nips out". I had visions of the hammock again for a moment.Like Boris, Jack waits until she sees which way the crowd is running, then nips out front yelling “follow me”
300 BC to boot, looks like she fished it out a composterCelery, Jerusalem.
Umm, obviously Jack can’t mention the food banks and various other services where she works because then there would be stalkers. And there would be queues round the block of poors with crumpled bus tickets and rickets, hoping to get a glimpse of ar Jack. Or even be blessed with a thimbleful of her slop.Stating the absolute fecking obvious here but it’s so telling that she has only bothered to signpost about the one foodbank that went viral on political Instagram and nothing in her local area or that she has links with. Because she has no links and does nothing.
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What the fuckety fuck is this? Some kind of unidentified new lifeform in its larval stage?
I know we shouldn't kink shame, but on what planet is Jack's nasal honk sexy?
Planet Horny Mention Men.I know we shouldn't kink shame, but on what planet is Jack's nasal honk sexy?
I cannot shift the image of madam slipping sexily out of her smelly Doc Martens, with Barry White sexmusic playing in the background. She licks her ouchy teeth seductively and says..."slip me some pumble, big boy!"
I bet she actually sounds like patty and selma from the simpsons. Sexy indeed.
She'll probably be having a special funeral tea at her Tory mum and Marxist Leninist MBE landlord dad's place.I wonder if abolitionist Jack is volunteering at her local food bank on Monday nowI mean she's always working softly, gently behind the scenes there, isn't she?
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