Jack Monroe #376 Schrödinger's Poor Person

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She can't even let Billy Elliot have his moment. Jealous witch View attachment 1532353
Every time I see this her serious prima (autocarrot wanted to change this to primark and to be fair it wasn't far wrong 🤪) ballerina face in conjunction with a lacy body that no doubt does up with scratchy poppers in the gusset makes me 🦉🦉🍾🍾. Yeh go on Jack, prance about rubbing the old unruliness raw you silly performative bollock
 
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What an absolutely whizzer and topper bank holiday! Mamapapa, is it time for Smish Smash Fish yet? It’s my favourite, the best ever and keeps the cabal’s tummies full for ever! Seven years well spent. 👍
Hold all the front pages, lads. A 34 year old woman did a performative shop, frenetically documented on Twitter or it didn’t happen. Look at the bright yellow packaging...it’s so pretty! Holy gammon Batman, she can open tins, ripen fruit and lay it all out in a super jolly collage! All while wearing her son’s clothes and using his pen and pencil set...but don’t tell him (oh, there he is, logging on). It cost something pence and pounds or some other amount. She forensically cannot remember (*receipt?).
Amazing, Inspirational, I Love You, we all cry. 👏 😭

*Total is actually a third amount – numbers is interchangeable innit and big and lickle maffs stink and can get stuffed.

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I’m inclined to agree she’s paid by Asda now. That gushing was ridiculous. In January she
posted she was digging into the ownership, and trying her best to find some dirt in them. Then, as far as I remember, she had a meeting with them, then she never spoke a bad word about them again. It’s going to make the VBI a bit tricky isn’t it - damned either way…
 
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When did Asda go 24/7 in the UK? I didn’t grow up here 🔺. Jack seems to infer that she worked there when she was 17 (17 years ago) and I’m sure the supermarkets were open 24/7 well before that. How would she remember pre-24/7 opening for all those manager-initiated trolley rides?
Big one near my university was 24 hour from about 1993/94.
 
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One simply can not negotiate the unit price. You don't get bespoke tariffs. Absolute bleeping melt.
 
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I have posted about this before but I am an actual recent cancer Frau and her baiting of this is what always brings me out of lurkdom. In the last year I had chemotherapy, radiotherapy and brachytherapy only to be told it hadn’t worked. I then had a pelvic exenteration which is a radical hysterectomy and bladder and bowel removal leaving me with two stoma bags and early menopause. I am 42. I have been told that this was last chance saloon and if any cancer comes back there is not much that can be done. I am going back to work in a week’s time.
I appreciate that waiting for test results or biopsies can be really stressful and worrying but it is nothing like the heart stopping moment you are told you have cancer and then waiting for it be staged so you know what the prognosis is. For Jack to try and justify her cancer baiting posts by referring to scares she has has is truly despicable.
 
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She said that the charities apart from TT wanted to remain anonymous. So there were NO screenshots of the rest of the money after TT. bleeping liar.
TBH even the screenshots she showed in relation to the first lot of contributions were a bit odd. They didn’t look very official for a start.
 
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Sometimes I wish we could invent a health condition so that she'd co-opt it to cobble together a personality from and we could have a lovely AH HA moment.

I realise this is slightly unhinged but her need to suffer from all the things so that she can excuse herself for being such a useless twit is annoying me today.
Hope the poor love never gets Orchidosis, that’s so dreadful, wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy


*stands back from baited trap*
 
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Sometimes I wish we could invent a health condition so that she'd co-opt it to cobble together a personality from and we could have a lovely AH HA moment.

I realise this is slightly unhinged but her need to suffer from all the things so that she can excuse herself for being such a useless twit is annoying me today.
It’s not unhinged; it’s perfectly understandable. She’s co-opting every condition she can which is infuriating.
 
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