Two adults?? I’m beginning to think she kidnapped one of those tree surgeons, and he’s been locked in a cupboard ever since being force fed slop.
Jack Monroe #376 Schrödinger's Poor Person
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She’s so full of tit!!!! Those donations are probably made at the behest of the Issa brothers. Like they’re going to listen to a stupid, arrogant random who chats tit on Twitter.
She’s such a coward, she literally describes the Tory party as evil daemonic entities on the daily BUT when confronted with evidence that her inexplicably beloved Asda, the supermarket she’s obsessed with, is giving millions to said demonic Tory party what does she do? Announce a boycott? Call them out? NO! She’ll just make a “gentle suggestion “
Jack the phrase “all mouth no traaaazers” was INVENTED for you.
So yesterday she was dropping tweets about grape, today it's about cancer (all this without any kind of tw of course), what can she possibly do tomorrow.
No-one wears a chemo hat when they have a cancer scare, that makes no sense whatsoever, she was just emotionally manipulating people. Same goes for the friendly oncologist tweet.
I reckon she was testing the waters before possibly going the whole Belle Gibson way and for some reason decided not to do it.
It makes me so angry, I've lost my mum to cancer, it's still raw and it's all a game for Jack, ugggh.
No-one wears a chemo hat when they have a cancer scare, that makes no sense whatsoever, she was just emotionally manipulating people. Same goes for the friendly oncologist tweet.
I reckon she was testing the waters before possibly going the whole Belle Gibson way and for some reason decided not to do it.
It makes me so angry, I've lost my mum to cancer, it's still raw and it's all a game for Jack, ugggh.
Where is the meal plan for that £20 shop?
I think Matei wanted to get her to not only react (and - being generous here - “allow” her FMs to attack) but also just to admit she’d handed over paperwork about her benefits. Because if she was never on benefits (as she herself claimed) she wouldn’t have paperwork about said benefits. I don’t claim benefits, so I don’t have paperwork about benefits. I think she’s screwed herself trying to prove a point & now he’s quietly backed off and she thinks she’s ‘won’.
Also, personally, couldn’t care less about her looks. Don’t even care about her grubby hands and whatever else.
I care that there’s at least one person who has given her nearly £600 for nothing. Another whose given her £200. And it’s clear they are not alone. Where is that money. What was it spent on. Was it given to charity? Was it saved? That is what I (and most people) want to know.
And if not, why not? And what is she going to do about it? An apology? Pay them back? Any kind of reparation?
I can’t even with the cancer baiting. That’s despicable. Aside from the hurt she’s causing to genuine cancer sufferers, her kid will Google her twitter (her words) and see that!?
She just doesn’t think of anyone else. She doesn’t care about the poors. She just wants to be seen to be caring about the poors.
Also, personally, couldn’t care less about her looks. Don’t even care about her grubby hands and whatever else.
I care that there’s at least one person who has given her nearly £600 for nothing. Another whose given her £200. And it’s clear they are not alone. Where is that money. What was it spent on. Was it given to charity? Was it saved? That is what I (and most people) want to know.
And if not, why not? And what is she going to do about it? An apology? Pay them back? Any kind of reparation?
I can’t even with the cancer baiting. That’s despicable. Aside from the hurt she’s causing to genuine cancer sufferers, her kid will Google her twitter (her words) and see that!?
She just doesn’t think of anyone else. She doesn’t care about the poors. She just wants to be seen to be caring about the poors.
I'm looking forward to the day that she rues the day she messed with Matei.
(I rued the day once, didn't get a whole lot done - Chandler Bing).
(I rued the day once, didn't get a whole lot done - Chandler Bing).
Well, I can tell you what doinking means
but I don’t know why she was doinking a trolley.
See also, aptly for Jack, a doink.
Also, didn’t the compulsive liar with the goldfish memory literally just claim that SB lives part time at his Dad’s?Sounds like she’s back to the 25,000 daily steps too. The OH she’s breadcrumbing can’t be Harold as he’s not active, only working his deliciously ordinary little shop job.
She’s so full of tit, it’s no wonder her eyes are brown.
ETA all this performative tweeting bollox is also making it blatantly obvious she’s on her own over the bank holiday
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I would say the other adult is a family member/ friend doing constant welfare checks. I dont think its anyone of great importance.
Just caught up. 
. FFS, she is getting worse.
. FFS, she is getting worse.That amount of milk wouldn't last a day in this house (2 adults, one teen).
As you said, teen would have cereal for breakfast lunch and dinner if she could.
Tbf quite a lot would go in our tea and coffee but Jack doesn't drink tea or coffee except when she says she's had a tea or coffee.
If it is they aren't doing a very good job, judging by the last few days
I’ve just looked properly at her basket of shopping. Claiming that it can feed 2 adults and a teen adequately for a week in bleeping laughable. Except it’s not funny. There is nothing to make an actual meal. The woman is dangerous.
And newsflash Jack, not all chemo makes your hair fall out. Mine didn't, but I did have a few lovely bald patches from the radiotherapy. And that was the least debilitating side effect.
But I never took selfies of myself sadfacing in a headscarf.
bleep.
Oh duck off with your ‘quiet work on the side’ you shameless, grifting throbber. It’s never quiet with you. Never.
Oh yoI’ve done a lot of quiet work on the side with prisoners over the years have you Jack? Why do I have difficulty believing that?
Anyone got the weather forecast for Southend? Cos she’s all over the place tonight
The things she describes - strange moles, lumps etc. I don’t know anyone who hasn’t had something similar happen. And, as many of you lovely little have, I’ve lost far too many people to the fucker and know many people who have had successful treatment. And not one of them has weaponised it, used it for sympathy, used it to excuse horrible behaviour or tried to manipulate people. It’s a proper bleep move.
Those will be in the Ocado delivery later.
That Kirsty tweet earlier, some great replies in there, people are awakening to the Jack poverty cosplay and they do not like it 
Looks like a few Jack stan’s in there as well though, so far this squig hasn’t replied back to Kirsty…
Looks like a few Jack stan’s in there as well though, so far this squig hasn’t replied back to Kirsty…
I would rather give birth than suffer the pain of Orchidosis again and my second had a head so large it as off the chart!. Cringing just thinking about it
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