Decanting from a carton into a carton. A bit like melting soap into soap... obviously
Jack Monroe #376 Schrödinger's Poor Person
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Jack just needs to hold out until Thursday with her 'coming soon' then another month of paetron rollover.
Although it looks like she has been severely rattled. You can fool all of the people etc. Pretty sure Mate I knows what she is trying to do.
Has she resorted to Dming him yet?
You just want to use the emojis you child.
Utterly demented behaviour, I don’t know what else to say.
We did the Tom Kerridge meals, 5 for £25 this week and I'm willing to bet there were more calories in those 20 meals worth ( using Jack maths) than her 42 and snacks. Plus it was nice and taught me a few things. Namely dressings make a lot of difference, 2.5kg of potatoes is 8 servings and cheap sausages even from M and S are rank. Next time I'd just use halloumi or veggie sausages for the sausage and veg traybake. I also had enough mince leftover for Lebanese pizzas so actually got 6 meals.
Personally I'd have bought less fruit and a dozen eggs and a chicken to joint instead. But then again I have to feed teenagers who regularly manage to mess up the meal plan. I went to bed for a couple of hours after a stressful nightshift ( dealing with an expected death) and got up to find they had made scrambled eggs and pancakes - no poached eggs on the rosti then!
Personally I'd have bought less fruit and a dozen eggs and a chicken to joint instead. But then again I have to feed teenagers who regularly manage to mess up the meal plan. I went to bed for a couple of hours after a stressful nightshift ( dealing with an expected death) and got up to find they had made scrambled eggs and pancakes - no poached eggs on the rosti then!
So her kid isn't there today either? Or is he going to sit and watch her do this?
Liverpool footy club won 9-0 today, equalling the biggest victory in the Premier League’s history (info from my husband 
) Now I do believe Jack and SB are big fans, i should imagine he’s going nuts in the house today, jumping around everywhere, or if he’s not there, texting Jack like mad. It’s a pretty big achievement in the footy I’ve been told, something I’d expect Jack to be cheering about on the Twitter 
Correct me if I’m wrong but it’s rather tumbleweed emanating from her Twitter feed regarding this….makes you think.
) Now I do believe Jack and SB are big fans, i should imagine he’s going nuts in the house today, jumping around everywhere, or if he’s not there, texting Jack like mad. It’s a pretty big achievement in the footy I’ve been told, something I’d expect Jack to be cheering about on the Twitter Correct me if I’m wrong but it’s rather tumbleweed emanating from her Twitter feed regarding this….makes you think.
That dark mass is probably your conscience Jack…
PeriARTICULAR (not arthritic, it means near the joint, you twit) calcification, if you have a dose of tendinitis from being an idiot who tears their tendons from doing too much exercise - such as twatting about on a rower or lifting too heavy weights for a fortnight at a time like you've done each time you've identified as a bodybuilder instead of an idiot with no concept of form or progressive load - lights up like a bleeping beacon on imaging. It's not dark at all.
Maybe she's finally seduced Evil Landlady. Older woman, well off, literally holds the keys to the crappy bungalow.
Oh no, stop right there. She's tweeted some absolute bollox in her time and I'm sure you've all moved on but, no. That microwave I not ripening any fruit. Warming it, yes, but ripening? Come. On.
(Almost don't want to look at what lies ahead - pinging your pears? She's a danger.)
Why does she not understand just how dangerous this is?
I know the answer, but still. FFS. Don't even start me on the cancer stuff. The father of one of my son's friends died on their last day of primary school this year. Devastating. This is not for cosplay.
Big hugs to you too. It's terrifying. My Mum had breast cancer when she was 48. I had my first fibroadenoma a couple of years later. I'll never forget the look on her face when I asked her to check if I did have a lump and she could feel it too. She died when she was 54 before my son was born. So you can imagine my terror when I found another lump when he was 6 months old. I really thought 'Here we go'. But it was fine.
Breasts can be lumpy. It's really important for everyone to remember that. Fibroadenomas can come and then go and are harmless.
I just had to get one checked out. It’s terrifying waiting in that room. She’s a spoilt horror and I don’t believe her. Hugs to all going through this or who have relatives going through it or have lost loved ones. duck cancer.
She's making out SB is there full time, and that's enough milk for three people for a week?
Every teen I know lives off cereal and costs their parents a small fortune in milk!
Every teen I know lives off cereal and costs their parents a small fortune in milk!
Another story time, some light entertainment for you lot 
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Late to the party as always 
Someone did a really comprehensive 'cost of running domestic appliances' tweet thread yesterday.
As ever, a day late and several thousand dollars short.
Edit: thread roll here, if it helps anyone. https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1563090922165846016.html
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Oh no not the VBI for electricity now.
I simply do not have the energy to believe that this walking ball of abject, mind-fizzing chaos has managed to pick up another 'household member'. How, amid the spite, the viciousness, the vindictiveness, the neediness, the joylessness, the self-pity, the abject disregard for absolutely anything else in the entire universe except what her synapses are currently exploding towards, has she found the wherewithal to attract another human being of a functioning mental standard?
Unless it's Fritzl-style, of course. I could believe that. Despite the Many Ailments, I bet she's quite strong.
Unless it's Fritzl-style, of course. I could believe that. Despite the Many Ailments, I bet she's quite strong.
Her FORENSIC tracking of kWh use when there are stats available for that is the same as het receipt nonsense and the VBI and ONS data, right?
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