“Mama, why is the use by date on the semi-skimmed 14/02/2019?”
Jack Monroe #376 Schrödinger's Poor Person
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Oh bless you, it's almost a relief to find a good old mistako. She's been a lot recently. If I find out the active adult is a recaptured Harold, I shall cry.
The UHT thing annoys me because I checked last time she went on about UHT and it’s more expensive by the ltr than fresh.
The Process or The Perfomance?
She spent 40p on carrier bags?! That’s a tin of chickpeas. Why didn’t she take her bag for life?!
This is such a narc move. She knows she's lying so needs to show proof before someone questions it.
Example, if someone is having an affair and goes away with lying to their partner where they were going they would come back with PROOF they were on a fishing trip before their partner would even start to ask about said fake fishing trip.
The way she pinballs between moods, and between scary and serious topics and inane blather is actually quite chilling.
How does she have the cheek to say this feeds 2 people 3 meals a day. She really takes her followers for idiots.
Is she seriously saying that is enough for 42 hearty meals? Where is the protein?
Don't worry, she's got a live-in
You wot
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The 2022 remix of "the bromelain in pineapple is denatured".
But - all it proves is that she was breadcrumbing cancer more than once / over a long period of time. Which is true.The headscarf pic and the oncologist tweet were months apart but have been lifted from here and are wrong. Jack must have yelped or squealed or gone hnnngghh when she saw they’d been tweeted at her and she could seize on a lie to springboard off of.
ETA Hi Silver!
I am not HRH adjacent thank YOU
btw!
I feel like it has been full-time chaos for weeks really
In one of her 3 freezers
She must have snuck to Tesco for #nightmeat
She’s getting in on the peri/menopause stuff now!
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She's reeled in another OH? SBs Dad? Harold is back? RUN HAROLD RUN.
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