Ooh. Hang on. She was in that music video. In a women's prison. Posted some old rit about being in a fight with a 'cop'.
Jack Monroe #376 Schrödinger's Poor Person
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I wish someone would challenge her to make 42 'generous' meals out of that weekly shop. I can guarantee that the items she bought today would make up about 20% of the ingredients, with the other 80% coming out of her cupboard/fridge/multiple freezers.
But then they would get blocked...
But then they would get blocked...
Because she's a nasty, ghoulish person. She makes money from it.She appears to be revelling in an economic crisis that is going to break some people.
I honestly honestly don't get it.
And feel a bit sick.
Can somebody PLEASE get a free hall pass to post this under her tweet, just once? It's exquisite.
You beautiful, beautiful, asshat! X
40p donation from each book sold? How generous.
Talking of 42 meals, anyone remember this? Of course it never happened.
Seriously, is she having a breakdown? Has her account been hacked? Not even Katy Hopkins would try and gaslight us into believing that you can make 42 generous meals plus snacks for eighteen quid. WTF is left wing Twitter thinking? What does she have to do to get muted and sent on her way?
Pretty sure this tweet is about our smol pixie but old RSM has joined in. Isn’t RSM besties with Jack?
Jack has seen some tit, man. Two years bringing up a kid on the streets of the Thorpe Bay ghetto , those endless shifts turning tricks in the wild brothel, never knowing if some sleazy cop is gonna bust in demanding favours for his silence. You bet, she's learned to fight, man.Ooh. Hang on. She was in that music video. In a women's prison. Posted some old rit about being in a fight with a 'cop'.
Tamales is not really a common dish in the UK, but it is in the US. So yes I think she’s fibbing. Again.I'm really struggling to believe they do this in UK prisons?!
FYI there is a fantastic charity called Food Behind Bars (wonder if they've heard of Jack)
ETA I've been through their twitter followers and Jack doesn't follow, which you think she would if she's interested in this area!
Food Behind Bars
foodbehindbars.co.uk
There is actually a bit of theme with Jack. A large proportion (if not all) of her “stories” are nicked from other people, and presented as if they are her own experiences/conversations.
Yeah but Jack has to pay the 40p from her 7p per book royalties because she should have shut her legs.
Tamales is something that is one hundo percent non existent in either the male or female estate in this country. Yes some lower cat prisons have access to basic food provisions and cooking facilities, but this is not and will never be a thing.
Georgia Church Suppers anyone?
Georgia Church Suppers anyone?
Also, much as I hate to sound like a swivel-eyed loon, who brokered this deal between Asda, the Trussell Trust, and Jack Monroe? Like - a charity and a supermarket working in harmony to promote Jack and make sure that her book sells, just seems a bit dodgy to me.
I wish your husband would die? What the heck.
The tamales 
She's meticulously formulating a gofundme to Mexico
She's meticulously formulating a gofundme to MexicoThere is a whole new level of chaos opening up here. I am both excited and terrified.
2 bags
one full of bull
the other full of rit
Jack Monroe is an 'arl a and needs to get in the BIN!
Just want to know at what point the Trussell Trust did their due dildo. It really strikes me as not particularly normal for a charity to back an individual pov-trepreneur and be so complicit in lining her pockets for a full decade.
She apparently had her rucksack
I’m not really grunking but I didn’t really read the prison post.
OMG. I cannot believe she honestly thinks anyone is so stupid that they think British prisoners eat tamales and Doritos. And that she is stupid enough to tweet it. How is she not an absolute laughing stock?
Orange is the new Black isn’t real Jack.
OMG. I cannot believe she honestly thinks anyone is so stupid that they think British prisoners eat tamales and Doritos. And that she is stupid enough to tweet it. How is she not an absolute laughing stock?
Orange is the new Black isn’t real Jack.
Has the last decade in fact been the aneurysm? Is this the lovely surgeon, softly, gently bringing us back?
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