Jack Monroe #375 She receives more donations than the Tory party

[Pocahontas]

Thanks for the thread title @Lazarus and @Brian Butterfield
You each win a bowl of three tin tender, lovingly prepared by Geetbo (the meat will be strained for the vegan version).

Recap of last thread:

She’s on her way back from her second home of bonny Edinbraw, after a rethink and delete of a photo caption in Gaelic.

She’s passing the time on, I presume the train, refuting and rebutting reasonable questions from a Private Eye journalist.

 

[Vanelope]

Welcome - we are mid chaos

 

[Ooointitot]

An ultra calm superhero strode onstage and has our villain squirming helplessly like a pinned rat, all teeth bared and claws a-slashing
Flying monkeys are impotent in the face of his impassivitissosityness (sp)

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

I am more than a bit pertubed that I have to now go and attend an event I have no interest in rather than just sit in with my dog enjoying the chaos.

 

[Chap O]

5 hours for a whole thread!
edit silly me i did a chaos- 17 hours still bloody quick

 

[Ooointitot]

An ultra calm superhero strode onstage and has our villain squirming helplessly like a pinned rat, all teeth bared and claws a-slashing
Flying monkeys are impotent in the face of his impassivitissosityness (sp)

Oh, I see Pocahontas has already covered this more sensibly

 

[Brian Butterfield]

 

[Fitnessqueen]

I am more than a bit pertubed that I have to now go and attend an event I have no interest in rather than just sit in with my dog enjoying the chaos.

I’ve got to go to a wedding reception. FFS.

 

[Mrs Peel]

My recap is extremely short

OMFG

 

[Orphan_Black]

Welcome - we are mid chaos

Just the actual norm now. Chaos central everyday!


Jack is absolutely fucked if Private Eye are on her. I hope HIGNFY invites her on as a guest panellist, it'll be the best show ever!

Matei is like the Van Helsing of FM's.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

PLEASE SHUT UP

 

[Five hundred dogs]

It’s got so you can’t even leave the house to walk the dog without a thread filling up! I actually forget now that Tattle is a big site with lots of other stuff going on which has nothing to do with Jack.

So a wild investigative journalist has now appeared, that’s an exciting turn up. Even if he doesn’t write the final, damming piece he’s got enough for a nice, juicy little piece on what happens when you dare to question St Jack.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

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No formalised custody arrangement YET. There's no way this is escaping his dad's notice.

 

[theartofgrift72]

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‘He stays with his dad a few nights a week’ So...you have joint custody then?!

 

[Brian Butterfield]

‘He stays with his dad a few nights a week’ So...you have joint custody then?!

I read it as he's basically with his Dad the majority of the time with the odd night with Jack. Tricksy wording as ever from Jack Monroe.

 

[Orphan_Black]

‘He stays with his dad a few nights a week’ So...you have joint custody then?!

6 nights at dads and Tuesday's rounds Jacks.

Tricksy tricksy tricksy.

 

[Katkat]

If you don’t have a custody arrangement then you don’t have custody?!

 

[ishant]

‘He stays with his dad a few nights a week’ So...you have joint custody then?!

tomato tomato

 

[Edie Po]

think squigg has got the measure of the FMs

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

He's with his dad far more than he is with her, and she spent a sizeable part of an entire year away from him. There have been massive concerns about her ability to sole parent and the nature of her time with him reflects this. She can't cope with more than a few days before the strain starts to show.