Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet

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Toot Toot! Well done @Brian Butterfield for your winning thread title, you get 15mins of slop.

Jack has seemingly had some sort of meltdown and tweeted about beavers and Audrey Hepburn for some reason.

She went full horror movie too just by saying 'go'.

She continues with slop making and ignoring Molly's tweets.

Please continue the recaps!
 
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I can’t keep up! But did anyone mention the funny insta reel Gordon Ramsey did about not copying other chef’s recipes, then dancing around to reveal a THAT MAN book shoved down the back of his jeans?
 
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To carry over from the last thread, meticulously timed? This from the woman who suggested you should cook sausages for almost an hour.
 
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To carry over from the last thread, meticulously timed? This from the woman who suggested you should cook sausages for almost an hour.

They might take exactly 15 minutes to cook, but, only a minute to scrape in the bin coz ain't no one eating her slop.
 
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Was the meeting held on a bouncy castle? How would she send that many from a bag that was (I presume) stationary.
 
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OMG she's fucking ridiculous. I'm cringing myself inside out for her.

Was the 12 step fellowship meeting mention to try to guilt Molly into backing off because she's "vulnerable"? The veiled and direct threats didn't work...
 
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Jack, lie all you want.

But please learn how to use words properly.

Like “maraud”.

Or “I will upload a granola recipe.”

Little things like this matter to people with little minds .
 
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Someone mentioned here today/yesterday? (have lost track) that she hadn't mentioned AA meetings in a while.
 
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Don’t iPhones lock themselves?

I know you can turn it off, but why would you when it’s in your bag?! She talks total shite.
 
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Was the meeting held on a bouncy castle? How would she send that many from a bag that was (I presume) stationary.
Could she not just say ‘whilst I was out’?
Also are we to believe Jack’s phone was able to send coherent, correctly spelled words, and respond to tweets all whilst in her bag?
 
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