Orphan_Black
VIP Member
Most lawyers don't work weekends too, regardless of religion.
Proper corporate job world.
Proper corporate job world.
- Notice
usefullyuseless
VIP Member
If you released your Patreon figures you could stop it all
Sideboard Bob
VIP Member
Wow. So there you go. That recipe wasn’t created for a foodbank user, but for Jack herself, having a “miserable evening”.
Into_the_tunnel
VIP Member
Mental ‘elf innit.
Go for a walk in your lovely park with your lovely geese then. You are as bad as MH with his pebbly beach and pastel houses.
If you had any idea about the true horror of actual mental health conditions you wouldn’t post this “messy, vulnerable, honest” shit. Or turning all your clothing black and claiming it is because you are depressed
Depression is setting your microwave on fire. Depression is not washing for days. Depression is not being able to communicate your thoughts so you end up living your life on autopilot with no one knowing what is actually going on.
We aren’t going anywhere Jack. We aren’t trolls. You are the bully. You bully people in to giving you money. You bully people when you tell people a doctored story of your life and it makes them feel awful. You bully people when you threaten legal action.
TbilisiPeach
Chatty Member
Hello from the past and an immediate ETA it's already been said by someone more learned than me, but there are some statements that are often repeated that we have no hard evidence for including
• The specific childcare arrangements for SB
• Her exact patreon income (we have fantastic calculations for her likely income, but nothing definite)
• Her taxes and when or whether she paid them (the best evidence we gave us kne tweet earlier this year admitting she was late with her taxes)
• That she doesn't declare patreon or tip jar for tax purposes (yes, both income streams are taxable, there's no evidence at all that she doesn't declare them)
Another regular issue that comes up is whether to report her to patreon. Only patrons can report anyone to patreon. As the name suggests, the whole premise of patreon is that you can support 'creatives' with your patronage and if they don't deliver, we'll, take it up with them. If people are happy to give her money for nothing, that is not fraudulent as long as she pays tax on it. The fact that she keeps claiming poverty and promoting her own patreon instead of charities is disgusting and scammy in flavour, but not illegal.
We are a gossip site and can say what we please, but it's worth remembering that even if something is repeated often, it doesn't make it true, just like rinsing hoops doesn't turn them into cacio e pepe.
Go well, pals. I'm off for a piss and a sandwich.
• The specific childcare arrangements for SB
• Her exact patreon income (we have fantastic calculations for her likely income, but nothing definite)
• Her taxes and when or whether she paid them (the best evidence we gave us kne tweet earlier this year admitting she was late with her taxes)
• That she doesn't declare patreon or tip jar for tax purposes (yes, both income streams are taxable, there's no evidence at all that she doesn't declare them)
• some detailed info about her pets, for example where the kitten died, exact cost of Content, etc.
Another regular issue that comes up is whether to report her to patreon. Only patrons can report anyone to patreon. As the name suggests, the whole premise of patreon is that you can support 'creatives' with your patronage and if they don't deliver, we'll, take it up with them. If people are happy to give her money for nothing, that is not fraudulent as long as she pays tax on it. The fact that she keeps claiming poverty and promoting her own patreon instead of charities is disgusting and scammy in flavour, but not illegal.
We are a gossip site and can say what we please, but it's worth remembering that even if something is repeated often, it doesn't make it true, just like rinsing hoops doesn't turn them into cacio e pepe.
Go well, pals. I'm off for a piss and a sandwich.
Sideboard Bob
VIP Member
tattybrogan
Active member
You cannot write a begging blog and then go mad when people question how much money you have when you are asking for more. Relentlessly arguing that your patreon donations are £1 just make it worse. Even if they all only paid £1 that’s still £800 in your bank every month that you are getting for nothing as they’re getting nothing from you.
dontbebitterjustbebetter
Member
Sorting the Jack Monroe hashtag on twitter…
Guys… someone’s done it.
(Thread regarding Sophie the kitten)
Guys… someone’s done it.
(Thread regarding Sophie the kitten)
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Mr Krabs
VIP Member
Well she did helpfully post about the £49 fuel voucher scheme which she helped set up.
Again, something with a grain of truth. Yeah you can get signposted to help, but she makes out that she invented this scheme and anyone can just call up and immediately get credit thanks to her.
RevEd
Active member
Unfortunately for the whole damn lot of her personalities,
tattle have been quietly across all of this for about a decade now.
Sometimes, just sometimes, Marmalade manages to
keep their powder dry enough to meticulously screenshot and store all the
evidence before letting Jack know we know about it.
Goodnightmeat.
Brian Butterfield
VIP Member
More of this please, Twitter.
Ostapbender
VIP Member
Ye Olde Jacke Scenes
Jack's squiggles wade in to complain to her about the supermarket
Jack asks for sympathy / Jack contorts herself to try and explain how two contradictory stories are true
Jack's cat is NOT overweight
Tucking in to some 3am slop
(images from weirdmedievalguys twitter, not Jack affiliated)
Jack's squiggles wade in to complain to her about the supermarket
Jack asks for sympathy / Jack contorts herself to try and explain how two contradictory stories are true
Jack's cat is NOT overweight
Tucking in to some 3am slop
(images from weirdmedievalguys twitter, not Jack affiliated)
fauxpoor
Well-known member
Just wanted to respond to Molly's latest Jack Monroe's parasitic grifting begging.
Louisa Compton of Channel 4 left Jack Monroe OVER TWO YEARS AGO NOW.
Her most recent ex never lived with her or shared the rent on the 4 bedroomed
shitty bungalow in Southend-on-Sea, that is worth upwards of £800,000.
Jack Monroe is trying to be canny and muddy the waters of these 2 EXES.
Louisa Compton of Channel 4 left Jack Monroe OVER TWO YEARS AGO NOW.
Her most recent ex never lived with her or shared the rent on the 4 bedroomed
shitty bungalow in Southend-on-Sea, that is worth upwards of £800,000.
Jack Monroe is trying to be canny and muddy the waters of these 2 EXES.
Marmalade Atkins
VIP Member
I bet our little canal doesn't seem so bad now, eh, Jack? 
jenny2603
VIP Member
LETS OUT HUGE SIGH. If you can't afford basic hygiene products like shampoo and so on as Jack claims then you don't have enough to live on. Jack has claimed to be unable to afford shampoo for two years and is currently boiling soap to save money, therefore she either doesn't have enough to live on or is lying. Which is it?
Satisfying Click
VIP Member
Gary Lineker is a prick
Nottonightbabe
VIP Member
So now she's a baked bean blogger again, earlier she was Dr Dr Jack Monroe, campaigner of 12 years and best selling author...
